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Barely Legal Interactive


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 12/11/08



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hustler
Genre:
All-Sex and it is Interactive


Director: Michael Adams

Condoms: Varies

Length: 120 Minutes

Date Of Production: 03/13/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Behind the Scenes
Trailers
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage. What fucked with me was the jittery scene changes when you selected something new for the girls to do. The layer changes on DVD and other junk is to be expected. But, this got old very fast.

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Scene 1 - Eva Angelina. I fucking love drunk chicks. She shows up and she's ready to get her shit off. After ten minutes, she doesn't puke. But, she's willing to drop on her knees and suck your dick. Then, you can find other poses to put Eva in. It's so wonderful that you want to find the option to take her behind a middle school and get her pregnant.


But, I guess they're saving that for the sequel. At the end, you get the nut shot pop and everything merrily moves along to the next scene. If it was up to me, you could've had the option to aim your nut at the square crotch patch. Eva's pussy hair look likes target practice to me.



 


Scene 2 - Sindee.

Sindee Jennings is the cover girl and she works the car wash fetish well. She's way too quick to get her gear off. But, that works for the hyperactive kids out there. What hurts me about the scene is Sindee's youth. She's way too young and the entire affair makes me feel pervy. Any moment I was expecting to see Chris Hansen pop out and offer me a seat. That's a boner killer and it kills the scene.



Scene 3 - Stephanie Cane.


Stephanie Cane needs you to touch her. She's a wild chick that is looking for her revenge on her boyfriend. Being the virtual partner, you're all-too-willing to help her get the fuck on. There's standard blowing, probing and fucking. But, the options speed by way too quickly. I like angry, active fucking. But, it hurts the novelty of the Interactive mode. Work on this, Hustler.



Scene 4 - Adriana.

Adriana is going door to door selling goods. That's right, Hustler. Give the ethnic chick the demeaning job. The random virtual man gives her some money and she comes inside. She rubs lotion or takes a shower depending on your choice. Then, it's onto some steamy fucking.


She gives a fast handjob that goes nowhere. But, the fucking is where Adriana excels. What matters is the control of the scene. Tempo and style are set from frame one and it helps you to achieve your carnal goals.


Final Thoughts:

Hustler needs to smooth out their Barely Legal Interactive franchise. It works in small doses, but sustained footage makes the feature feel trite. If you're into a quick tug session, then one scene will do you. Otherwise, only pick it up if you're following a specific star. Cough Eva Angelina cough.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.


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