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Jamal Johnson getting messed with in the BTS
The opening credits
Genre: Vignette, MILF
Cast: Rayveness, Johnny Sins, Darryl Hanah, Mick Blue, Jerry, Sky Taylor, James Deen, Kayla Synz, TJ Cummings, Sienna West, Devon Lee
Length: 118:53 minutes
Date of Production: 10/13/2007
Extras: The best extras was easily the 11:23 minute long Behind the Scenes feature credited to Jamal Johnson, John Todoors, Evul Atheng, and T. Baggs. The ladies were especially feisty and this was one of those rare times when Robby wasn't beat up on with the graphics, the central theme bing the good times the ladies were having. There was also a slide show with photogallery, and trailers to movies like Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, Pirates I, Island Fever 4, Deeper 10, Cheerleaders, Katsuni: Video Nasty, Jana Cova in Blue, and Jack's Teen America 18.
Audio/Video Quality: Mrs. Conduct was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as envisioned by director Celeste for Digital Playground in the usual MPEG-2 codec reserved for standard definition releases (shot in 1080 but down rezzed to this 480 presentation). The high end equipment and skilled crew of regulars assisted director of photography Robby to make this release look really sharp; losing the artistic style that doesn't always work so well for me. In fact, the technical matters showed Robby's influence serving nicely to ground the scenes with less of the arty farty filters and effects that the director sometimes uses. The lighting was generally solid here, reducing the grain, video noise, and other defects that sometimes arise in making porn on a budget; favoring a clear focus in some cases that I was convinced worked very well. Willem Default was the editor and he did a capable job with the footage provided him, some of the camerawork making it tougher to clean up but still better than earlier works. The DVD mastering revealing no compression artifacts; with the bitrate for the visuals hovering around the mid 6.1 Mbps this time with few flaws but not as low in resolution as previous efforts in related showcase efforts from prior to last year. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English using a 384 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; over twice that of most porn made these days, with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. There wasn't much separation between the channels, if any outside of the intermittent music, but the ladies were always clearly heard here.
Body of Review: Celeste is the conceptual director of many movies at Digital Playground, allowing the grunt work to be handled by the production crew led by her boyfriend. This arrangement frees her up to come up with wickedly deviant fantasies to be shot for your viewing pleasure, many of which satisfy the needs of couples as well as the women they are designed for. Next month, the director will provide a focused look at the MILF phenomenon with Mrs. Conduct, a series of six scenes starring some well known ladies that favor experience over youth. My own experience in life tells me that older women are better sexually, reaching their peak at just the same time society tells them they are unworthy of adoration or praise, forgetting that a recent political candidate turned men's heads at the ripe old age of 44. That said, with names like Rayveness, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, and several others, the potential for the movie to satisfy fans of the genre seemed quite high. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Rayveness, the bright-eyed beauty featured on the right hand side of the front cover, was up first as she gathered some milk and cookies for boy toy Johnny Sins. She fed him and some milk spilled, giving both of them the opportunity to take their attraction to the next level. The clothing slowly came off and they began licking each other clean, each providing some oral pleasuring in all the right spots in an active manner. She blew him and he ate her out, Rayveness quite vocal as she enjoyed juicing up his face. Her milky white skin contrasted a lot with his tan too, adding some visual texture as they vaginally boned like a couple of teenagers in lust. Her great ass pumped heatedly on his rod and she rubbed her asshole but there was no other anal to speak of this time, his load of genetic juice landing on the Oreo cookies she consumed afterwards. It was a solid opening scene and the best of the batch.
Scene Two: Darryl Hanah, the blond seen in the background of the front cover with Mick Blue and Jerry slaving away at her feet, dominated the duo as they cleaned her floor with toothbrushes. She fussed at them and spanked Mick for talking back to her, redirecting the men to clean her shoes while denying them a potty break. It being lunch time, she had them ate her pussy and ass, Darryl sucking cock since she was hungry too. Darryl was an active vaginal rider and gave good head but the men wanted more, moving to a much more passive anal as the men took turns tapping that ass while she cleaned the other during some ATM. The men jazzed some population pudding on her face and she went back to issuing orders in a decent but decidedly less interesting scene than the first.
Scene Three: Sky Taylor, a curvy older brunette wearing a lengthy dress, was up next as she pawed James Deen, the cougar dynamic in play as she found she did not have the cash to pay his bill; deciding to pay it in another way instead. While I wouldn't kick her out of bed (she had very hot DSLs), her physical appeal to me was limited, the lack of chemistry between the pair as displayed here making it a run of the mill scene. The short oral led to them banging vaginally, Sky pushing back a bit to meet his thrusts but not enough to elevate the quality of the scene beyond a generic MILF episode. The kitchen quickie was mostly done in standing position too, not the best way to shoot the tryst (though I believed he was the grocery delivery boy). The scene ended when she blew him to completion, the post coital head serving to end her need to tip him.
Scene Four: Kayla Synz, the pretty blond seen on the middle of the front cover (next to Rayveness), was up next as she helped out neighborhood boy TJ Cummings while he waited for his parents to get back home and let him in the house. Kayla seduced him with a request that he help her with a large glass dildo and lube, his acting ability unable to convince me that he was anything close to a kid (maybe a retarded guy like Jamal is portrayed in the BTS'). Her dress was hiked up and he started assisting use the toys on her, her pretty eyes connecting with him as she continued to work the eager lad. He sucked her tits and started using a toy on her ass, her lips just as eager to suck his cock as she masturbated. Kayla took charge of the scenario and blew him first though, offering a decent hummer as she playfully engaged the guy. They fucked vaginally and anally too, her passive body looking good but not giving it up actively. There was taste testing and a technical DP, Kayla giving some dirty talk before he finished by rubbing out a wad of spew on her chest.
Scene Five: Sienna West, a curvy gal into teasing men (seen laying down on the lower left hand corner of the front cover), gave Mick Blue and Jerry a show as they played some touch football outside of her window. While not really my type for some reason, Sienna took turns blowing them as well as letting them fuck her, the men not providing much oral in return. A skilled fellatrix, Sienna wrapped her lips around their rods to happily suck away, giving titty fucks and bouncing on their cocks like a seasoned professional. There really wasn't much more to the scene, just slight variations of standard behaviors, and the men closed things up by jerking off to her titties.
Scene Six: Devon Lee, a curvy MILF with an attractive face, was up last on the couch with James Deen as she gave him "the speech" about her daughter needing to spend less time with her. The awkward conversation seemed to be unscripted and made up as they went along, her light grazes on his pants serving to give him the right idea about what she really wanted. She was busily rubbing his cock through his jeans when they began kissing, her dress pulled away as he gained access to her breasts. Devon gave a good hummer as he rubbed her crotch, the active vaginal ride also showing she had plenty left to give her fans. The anal slowed her down substantially and there was little chemistry between them but it was an okay scene for me to watch a time or two. It ended when he jerked off using her ass cheeks, a minimal load that dripped down her crack.
Summary: Mrs. Conduct by director Celeste for Digital Playground had a select group of MILFish ladies that should appeal to a wide variety of fans, the best of the batch being Rayveness and Darryl as they proved experience trumps youth in almost all cases. The down side was that several of the scenes did not exactly show much chemistry or replay value so I rated it as a Rent It but genre aficionados will likely savor the better parts of the movie when it comes out next month. In short, Mrs. Conduct could become a great series due to the thematic handling of the material but a better effort to match up performers that want to work together was the weak link this time so check it out before buying.
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