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Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 1/18/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

All-Sex with supposed Teens

Director: Lex T. Drill

Condoms: Varies

Length: 127 Minutes

Date Of Production: 09/20/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

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Scene 1 - Kylee Reese. Kylee Reese looks so much like other blonde porn stars, that she's automatically hard to identify. Then, there's the fact that she offers nothing new to the mix. She kind of inhabits this space where she could almost be a porn bit player.

But, her pussy stretches so nice when stuffed. It's just that you don't really get enough of that on the first scene. You are left on the verge of seeing more and more and more, then nothing. It's a joke and one that isn't funny.


Scene 2 - Annie Cruz.

Annie Cruz is hot. She's got this weird kind of look that plays well into the femme slave fantasy. The fucking is decent, as it starts off with some mouth play and then a lot of pussy game. But, it all feels like old hat.

That's not to say that I didn't enjoy her chugging cock. It's just that there's only so much a lady can do with a collar around her throat. Unless, you're into choking porn. But, I don't want to encourage any violent sexual deviance in you. That is unless you want me to encourage it. Do you?

Scene 3 - Ruby Ryder.

Ruby Ryder contains the third scene with some finesse. She starts off with some mouthplay and works the slave angle well. But, it all feels like old hat. What the fuck am I supposed to make of this? It goes nowhere, but she keeps the camera tightly on her mouth and pussy. Camera play is one part of being a successful fantasy whore. But, I need more.

Scene 4 - Faye Reagan nee Valentine.

Dear Lord, how did Faye get to be so hot. She plays that hot as balls redhead teen thing really well. Plus, she's so young and eager to please on camera. She reminds me of the classic stars of the 1980s. Back when adult video was dirty and wasn't trying to be glammed up for the masses.

Plus, she's got a sweet red box that gets so much cock stuffed into it. It's simple pleasures that keep me coming back for me. Faye knows how to work the dick in every hole and she does it with a smile. That's got to keep you entertained.

Scene 5 - Jacky Joy.

Jacky Joy is new to me. I'm not that familiar with her work, but she plays the victim well. Unfortunately, I don't find that hot. She kind of sits there and takes the dick. She's always so passive, that it's hard to get behind her. So, take that for what you will. It killed the film's finale for me. But, she's got that cute youthful look. That should make a few of you pop your corks. 

Final Thoughts:

Hustler has produced an interesting video that fulfills my teen fetish for another day. It's just that everything felt previously done. I like seeing something new and exciting in my porn. Martian fucking or getting spanked by Santa. This shit bordered on the pedestrian for me.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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