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Mating Season

Studio: Vivid » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 1/26/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Director: Paul Thomas

Condoms: Varies

Length: 147 Minutes

Date Of Production: 10/13/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

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Scene 1 - The Girls Start the Show. I fucking love the Love Twins. Vivid knows what they're doing by following the girls in these sitcom styled adventures. The girls are still working in the science field from their last picture. But, now they've got to study the sexual habits of birds. Luckily, there's two hot lab techs around to help them do this.


Scene 2 - Bird Fucksauce.

The girls know that they have to find ways of making money. So, they volunteer for odd jobs around the labs. That's just more fucking and finding new ways to get fucked. It's kind of ridiculous to list all of the dudes and girls they pull into the mix. The entire setup feels like an excuse for Paul Thomas to try out angles and lenses.

Scene 3 - Need a Hand?

The Love Twins bring in Taryn Thomas and Cassie Courtland at the midway point. There's some decent fucking and sharing of the dick with these two. But, Cassie and Taryn never steal the show away from The Love Twins. Everybody knows who the star of the show is and the leads are never questioned. It's a brilliant feature and it works wonders as it stands.

Scene 4 - Evan Stone shows up.

From above, we see a screen shot of what leads to Evan Stone's arrival in the film. Stone's a wild and crazy guy who has mastered the log steak swinging between his legs. He makes short work of the Love Twins, as we get to watch a porn vet school some new pussy. This scene went on too long and felt rather masturbatory. You might not notice, as you fap until your eyes go crossed.

Scene 5 - Oh yeah, BIRDS!

The bird sex mimicry plot comes back into play, as a setup for the final grand fuck sequence. It's hot and we get both girls to frame the action. Really nice work of the camera via the director and the talent. Everybody hits their cues and there's no testicles blocking the shots of the action. That's such a rare delicacy in modern porn. Kind of sad when you think about it.

Scene 6 - The Love Twins Bring it Home

The girls finish the movie with some quiet contemplation. They play around and then it's on to some light solo action. Then, we get a bit of the same ol' same ol'. I was expecting a bigger ending from these ladies, but the fifth scene kind of blew the momentum. Too top-loaded to offer up a sexy finale. Oh well, they're not all winners.

Final Thoughts:

Vivid knows what I like and that's double the pussy. The Love Twins are too great looking ladies with limited acting talent. But, they know how to fuck. I could spend all-day watching these girls plow low-paid dudes in various scenarios. But, my dick would chaff.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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