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Studio: Vivid » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 12/11/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended



Condoms: Varies

Length: 127 Minutes

Date Of Production: 09/13/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information


Behind the Scenes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage. 

The A/V Quality seems stronger than the main feature for the bonus clips. You get sweet shots of Savana Samson in "Miles from Needles". Plus, there's an extra scene from "Curvaceous" featuring Angelica Sin. Sin is pretty fucking hot. You don't need immense A/V quality to see that.

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Scene 1 - Darryl Hannah. Darryl Hannah holds my attention in every film she does. She's such a hot piece of ass that knows how to chug that cock. She works well with every performer and she can dominate the camera. That's pussy control with a capital P.

But, where the scene fails is the lack of focus. We have too many jumps and too many false starts. When the fucking goes down, you've got to know when to stuff your hands into the pants of truth. I wish the scene was longer, but it never really went past the opening salvo. Shame really. I could've used some bonus Bukkake. 


Scene 2 - Ava Lauren.

Ava Lauren takes up the second scene which begins abruptly. Give me some fucking realistic chapter starts and stops, Vivid! The action is hot, but you never know when a jump cut from a twitchy editor is going to interrupt the fucking. You're not mainstream Hollywood. I want to see dicks go into warm holes. I could give a shit about what's going on in the next room. Shit like this is what is killing my enthusiasm for adult cinema.

Scene 3 - India Summer.

India Summer feels way too young to be here. She looks like she belongs in another flick. What the hell is going on here? She rides the cock, she sucks the cock and she fucks it eight ways to Sunday. But, there's no real bite to the scene. What I need is something substantial to enjoy. There's nothing here. Therefore, I've got to call for a pass on this scene.

Scene 4 - Savana Samson.

Savana Samson has tits that are beyond epic. She's a heavy hitter that drops the hammer like pro. But, her scene suffers from those weird jumps that I was talking about earlier. Maybe, I'm losing my attention span. But, I had a hard time staying focused here. The sex is nice and even the male performer keeps the camera action going. But, what else is there?

Momentum was lost, even if the sex was hot. You can have a hot fudge sundae all day, but it needs to taste good. Do you understand what I'm saying? It's amazing looking and the sex is hot. But, there's not a single underlying thought behind it. I need sensual pleasure.

Final Thoughts:

Vivid made a rather short film here. But, what did you expect? The porn industry is all about the young pussy. Older pussy and the cougars that it is attached are becoming scarce. So, call your local congressman. Ask them to protect America's MILFy cougars. If you don't, then who will?

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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