The Movie: Part of 1 their Gold Classics line-up VCA seems overly proud to present this piece of forgettable porn footage. It serves only as a Boogie Nights type document of the '90s, but as far as getting off to it, good luck. The classic, the verbose, the lovable, the excruciatingly annoying Jim Holliday narrates this collection of scenes Produced by industry veteran, Veronica Hart, and directed by Stephen Katz. You know you're porn is old when you're reviewing scenes with a starlet named Lynden Johnson, Or Summer Knight. That's actually retro-cool today, in a way, but the sex is bland, stale and not sexy at all. You don't need to read my final thoughts if you don't have time, I took the liberty of warning you away from this series up top.
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To be fair to the ladies, I should list who these mostly forgotten porn stars are that appear on this VHS-cum-DVD. They are: Crystal Gold, Catalina, Porsche Lynn, Crystal Wilder, Nina Hartley, Misty Rain, Brittany O'Connell, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Lynden Johnson, Summer Knight, Kylie Ireland, Leena, Sahara Sands, Sheena.
The premise? All the girls have showed up for a pajama party, that Jim Holliday declares as cable televisions first live erotic event. The party will take place all over the house, and in between set-ups, Jim will take you through his dilemma of getting a pizza delivered, and introducing some of the XXX scenes they couldn't show on TV. That is where some of the hardcore sex comes in. Each DVD builds up to the massive all-girl orgy.
The DVD Video:.
It says it's been remastered, but there's only so much you could do with this video. Shot on those huge Beta cameras, the image is was the best they had at the time, but today it looks week.
Sound: Nothing going on here, but canned '90s porno music and location sound.
Extras: Hustler Trailers: Daddy Please Stop Fucking My Friends, Barely Legal #84, Busty Beauties Flotation Devices, ATM Guzzlers, Belladonna Is Cock Hungry, Alt Chicks Fuck Better, I Just Swallowed It , Squirt-A-Licious
Gallery: The gallery features hardcore, and stylized shots.
If going retro means I have to sit through those tired phone sex ads, then I'd rather go back to the future. Maybe as a fun, crazy, '90s porn party background footage video, but you'll never get off to this stuff.