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Studio: Metro » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 11/22/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

The Movie:

There's not really much to Perverted as far as themes go other than the fact that each scene features some black light action and some glow in the dark body paint or wardrobe, which gives the feature some quirky visual flair. That said, this is pretty standard gonzo fare through and through, though thankfully the movie does make use of some stunningly sexy female cast members. Here's a look:

Scene 1 - Eva Angelina And Evan Stone: Evan's dressed like a doctor and Eva's his patient. He rubs her up to get her warm and she gives him head. He eats her out and fingers a bit and then he lies down on the bed and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. The black light comes on and we see they've got glow in the dark body paint all over them. She blows him and rides him cowgirl style and then she blows him again before getting on her back and hoisting her hips up so Evan can really get in there. She sucks him and rides him cowgirl style again and then she lies down so that he can fuck her from behind. He flips her over and fucks her missionary style and then pulls out and shoots his goop onto her tits and her belly.

Scene 2 - Gianna Lynn, Lana Croft And Ben English: The girls dance around a stripper pole while black light makes their neon lingerie glow. The rub up against one another and then both lie down and finger themselves. Ben comes onto the stage and starts fingering Lana while Gianna kisses her. Lana blows Ben while Gianna eats her out and then the girls both blow him before Gianna gets fucked doggy style so that she can play with Lana's pussy. Gianna rides him cowgirl style and then Lana takes over, reverse cowgirl style. They go back and forth taking turns riding him and sitting on his face and eating one another out and periodically using a vibrator on each other. Once Ben's good and ready they get on their knees in front of him and suck him to a bif facial finish.

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Scene 3 - Mikayla, Renea Cruz And Roxy DeVille: Roxy and Renea are supposed to be vampires or something. They attack Mikayla in a black lit room wearing neon stockings and body paint. They move her to a bedroom, throw her down and strip her. They start to suck her tits and eat her pussy. They go back and forth on one another, licking each other's twats and fingering one another for quite a while. They turn the black lights on again and use a glow in the dark dildo on Mikayla and then on the other two girls. Mikayla gets down on all fours and takes a different, smaller dildo up her well-lubed asshole, and then she flips over so the girls can work her cunt while the dildo stays up her ass. Once that's over with they kiss each other to end the scene.

Scene 4 - Sasha Hollander, Savannah Stern And Mr. Marcus: The girls are in a black lit room wearing glowing white outfits. They make out very aggressively and Sasha eats Savannah's pussy only for her to return the favor a few minutes later. They pull out a dildo and suck it and then take turns fucking each other with it. Marcus comes into the room and the girls suck him off for a long time before they start alternating back and forth, each one riding him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style with periodic blowjob breaks. They then each get down on all fours, one at a time so that they can get fucked doggy style while administering some oral lovin' on whoever doesn't have Marcus' cock inside at any given time - which seems like a very diplomatic way to handle things. They go back to riding him for a little while and then they both lay down on the bed so that he can fuck their faces to a big messy finish.

Scene 5 - Victoria Sinn, Marco Banderas And Mick Blue: The two guys approach Victoria at a pay phone and start manhandling her. They make out aggressively and she lets them finger her. They drop their pants and she sucks their dicks one at a time and then both at the same time. Mick lies down and she rides him while she blows Marco and Marco fucks her from behind while she sucks and strokes Mick's shaft. She pours green slime all over their cocks and sucks them off again and then they use that same slime to lube up her ass so that they can take turns assfucking her. She rides Marco reverse cowgirl style, anally, so that Mick can fuck her pussy and she gets DP'd for a while. She flips over and the guys switch holes and then they each jackhammer her cunt for a few minutes a piece. They stand in front of her while she kneels and strokes them to a finish onto her face and into her mouth.

Each and every one of the ladies in this presentation looks great, Eva especially (she's a personal favorite). The sex, all of which is condom free, is hot and fairly genuine for the most part despite a couple of overzealous screaming here and there. The hardcore action is all well shot and well lit and the black light scenes are a neat way of differentiating this from the scores of other XXX DVDs that come out each month.



This 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and unfortunately there is a whole lot of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors as well as some heavy macro-blocking. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production but the compression artifacts are pretty obnoxious here.


The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is pretty standard. There aren't any issues with hiss or distortion and the levels are all fine. The music sounds good and you can hear all the dialogue and moaning and groaning well enough.


The only really substantial supplement on this disc is a Behind The Scenes featurette that contains roughly thirty-four minutes worth of really superficial interviews shot on set with the female cast members. There's really nothing of substance in here, most of it is pretty fluffy, surface level conversation about what they like to do, and how they hope their respective scenes are going to play out.

Aside from that, look for a decent sized still gallery, weblinks and phone sex ads, trailers for a few other Fusxion releases, and a Bonus Pop Shots section that is basically five and a half minutes of the chicks from the feature getting spooged on. Animated menus and scene selection are also included.

Final Thoughts:

The content here is decent but the transfer leaves a fair bit to be desired and the extra features are pretty useless. There's enough stroke-worthy material that this'll warm you up on a cold winter night and the sex is pretty hot but Perverted's presentation hurts the package overall, making this one worth a rental but not much more.

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