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Swallow My Pride

Studio: French Connection » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/22/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Dates: February-April 2008

Directed By: Doug

The Movie:

Some straight dudes are willing to do certain sexual "things" with other guys after being turned on by straight porn. Join horn-dogs Doug 'n Jay as they present eleven horny straight (and some bisexual) men who cut loose and dabble in man-on-man lovin'. They let it all hang out!

Run Time N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 49 Minutes. No rubbers. Oral action only.

Scene One:

Kai (good-looking with short light reddish-brown hair, toned/lightly hairy body with cool tattoos), Kyle (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth body), and Talon (handsome with short dark hair, toned/husky/smooth body) are sittin' on a sofa and already makin' themselves 'ta home rubbin' crotches while watchin' some straight porn. Ya'll see, Kyle is bisexual and he's itchin' to get himself some of that straight meat.

Talon pulls his big fat cut dong out leading the other two dudes to play copy cat by haulin' out and yankin' on their stiff clipped pork. Kyle jacks Kai's hard cock and then chows down licking the throbbing shaft, swirling his tongue around the sensitive purple knob, and sliding his mouth up 'n down. Naturally, Kai digs the blowjob and begins breathing heavy 'n moanin', "Suck my cock!" While Kyle is busy suckin' Kai, he reaches over and strokes Talon so he doesn't feel left out.

Kyle gorges on Talon's chubby member cramming his gullet full of tasty straight man-meat. Talon loves the head and even tells Kyle not to be afraid of it. Ha! Kyle is one happy cocksucker and switches back 'n forth between his two new horny buddies providing them with full oral pleasure and making Kai exclaim, "Holy shit! That's good!"

The three dudes are definitely into the action filling the room with loud moans, groans, heavy breathing, and slurping noises. The hand-held camera provides plenty of hot dick suckin' close-ups throughout the scene. Talon and Kai get so turned on that they begins taking turns fucking Kyle's hungry throat. Reaching the point of no return, Kai shoots a thick load on Kyle's face and tongue, Talon blasts hot cum on Kyle's dick, and Kyle cuts loose with thick jizz on his stomach.

Scene Two:

Rodney is a good looking dude in his early twenties with a dark buzz cut, toned/lightly hairy body, and pierced nipple. This hunky country boy originally hails from Kentucky and is in NYC with his pals Doug 'n Jay.  Horny bear Jay is lookin' cute with his baseball cap 'n goatee and is obviously interested in having his oral way with his buddy. Rodney yanks his blue jeans down revealing his dark pubes, tasty hairy plump nuts, and stiff cut cock

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Jay chows down on that tool as if his life depends on it giving excellent head as he slides his mouth up 'n down that boner making loud slurping noises and gorging like the true cock-hound he is. Rodney loves the head and ends up guiding Jay's head up 'n down making Jay suck like an out-of-control vacuum cleaner making him bust a thick nut. This is Rodney's first (and hopefully not last) time with another dude.

Scene Three:

Hot Southern guys Lucas (cute with short brown hair, cool goatee, toned/smooth body with tattoos) and his buddy Nitro (cute with short dark hair, toned/lightly hairy body with tattoos) spend a weekend in the snowy mountains of Northern Arizona with Doug 'n Jay. After the dudes laugh 'n play in the snow, they relax by watching some "pussy porn" while rubbing their business.  Lucas is the first to show off what he has:  dark pubes and a large cut cock with big purple knob and wags it. Jay chows down on Nitro's stiff clipped dick giving his usual excellent head sliding his mouth up 'n down while Doug (hot dad with short gray hair) works his windpipe up 'n down Lucas's dick giving an outstanding blowjob. 

Doug and Jay are cock-hounds, know it, and embrace it, baby! The dudes clearly love the dick suckin' and the pleasure is written all over their faces. They throw their heads back, close those eyes, and fill the room with heavy breathing and moans. Jay wildly switches back 'n forth between those two turgid country tube steaks in a frenzy of oral delight and plenty of deep throat and face fuckin'. The dudes are totally caught up in the moment of gettin' off and shoot thick loads on Jay's hungry tongue. Jay loves all that hot cum and exclaims, "Food of the gods!"

Scene Four:

After a wild day of representing Amateur Straight Guys during Phoenix Arizona's Gay Pride Day, Marcus (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body, and heavy tattoos) and Spence (good-looking with spiked dark hair, toned/smooth body) relax watching straight porn with Rod Barry (good-looking with short brown hair, toned/lightly hairy body with tattoos). The dudes laugh, joke around, discuss beautiful lipstick lesbians, and then go for an all-out cock sucking jamboree.  Rod quickly has his hard uncut dick out and yanking on it working the foreskin back 'n forth while Spence and Marcus play with their stiff cut members.

 Rod chows down on Spence's big tool sliding his mouth up 'n down giving excellent head while Spence blows Marcus' big fat dong getting a real throat full.  Moans, heavy breathing, and slurping sounds fill the room as these horny dudes gorge on delicious cock-meat. Marcus and Spence share taking care of Rod orally after he complains of being lonely because no one is taking care of his dick. Ha! The guys handle that tasty uncut pork with ease filling their gullets full and really gettin' down. While Rod slaps the dudes' faces with his schlong he jokes, "The things we do for rent!" To finish up, the dudes yank their beef and shoot hot thick loads on a pillow.  Jay comes in and samples the spooge.

Scene Five:

Peter is a handsome dude with short brown hair and toned/smooth body. He's just been released from the big house and is in dire need of some good head. Luckily, daddy Doug is on hand to provide a full "French Polish". Peter yanks his blue jeans down revealing his dark pubes, tasty nuts, and stiff clipped prick. Doug goes to town on that thang cramming his windpipe full, working his hungry mouth up 'n down, and giving his usual excellent blowjob. Dude digs suckin' pork! Peter loves the jaw job and fills the room with loud moans, pants, and heavy breathing. Roaring around the corner of Climax Court, Peter cries out and squirts a large wet load that flies though the air 'n spatters on his chest.

Scene Six:

Talon (handsome with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) is thinking of earning some extra cash by becoming a stripper. Lucky for him that veteran erotic dancer Kasden (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth/tanned body) is on hand to "show him the ropes" while straight porn plays on the television. Talon pulls his big ol' meaty cut cock with large purple knob out and shows off for the camera leading Kasden to strip down and reveal his shaved pubes and chubby clipped dong.  Kasden performs a slow 'n exotic lap dance on his "student" with all sorts of bumps 'n grinds leading Talon to chow down on  that big thang giving some very good head.

Kasden definitely digs the head and breathes heavily, "Fuck yeah!" To return the favor, Kasden crams Talon's beefy boner down his gullet and slides his mouth up 'n down giving some delicious head. The dudes take turns sucking cock and having their turgid tube steaks devoured with plenty of slurping 'n face fuckin'!  These dudes are totally into the action and have a common goal of wanting to get off . Any warm 'n willing mouth will do. Talon shoots a wet load on Kasden's pec and Kasden busts a nut on his stomach. Hot dudes.


Swallow My Pride is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The hand-held videography by Doug and Jay gets right in on the down 'n dirty action with plenty of mouth watering cock sucking close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean with just a little grain from time to time.


The sound is clean allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they talk, laugh 'n joke around, and get down to business with plenty of heavy breathing, moaning, groaning, and an intense Peter crying out as he cums in scene five.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and a promo advertisement for the website.


I love me some Amateur Straight Guys! Doug 'n Jay are back with a cornucopia of hot dudes who don't mind downin' some dong! The hand-held videography really gets down with all the cock sucking action with plenty of close-ups. The guys are all very appealing; seem to be friendly and relaxed, and ready to get down. I Recommend for fans of "gay for pay" hotties.

Rod Barry

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