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Waterproof Diamante - Citron Edition

Studio: Evolved » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/25/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Evolved Novelties is helmed by none other than Greg Alves, the man known for putting Metro on the map, starting up Zero Tolerance, and more recently fighting asshat pirates successfully, winning a multimillion dollar judgement.  So, why does Greg think he can carve out a niche in an ultra competitive market dominated by the likes of Doc Johnson, Adam & Eve, TopCo, and a few others?  First, he teamed up with equally well known Gregg Alan, a guy you may know as the head honcho at Diabolic (another favorite production company of mine) and the two took a different approach.  Rather than go cheap with their toys, they decided to take it slow and easy, using high end materials and quality testing practices, resulting in toys like the Waterproof Diamante in their Citron Edition line.

Measuring in at slightly over 8" tall (7" of insertable shaft), it was one of the thicker toys I've tested;  built for fluffy sized gals who enjoy thickness more.  One of the first observations made about this one by Nadine was how it was shaped somewhat like a bowling pin, albeit a small one. The black device managed to impress her right away since it had a powerful vibration but the kind of think shaft many other ladies just don't like (making its color somewhat appropriate).  The impressive gift packaging was still present too, a plain white sleeve surrounding a nice purple metal case with black  foam inside, hinges holding the top onto the body. I cannot stress enough how popular these cases are when giving presents out to special friends, the cheesy disposable plastic cases most toys come in not only environmentally unsound but also less suitable for the upcoming holiday season.

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The Waterproof Diamante takes two AA batteries and unlike those lesser releases by competitors, this device provided the vibrations right at the top of the toy where it counts, not weakened by the bullet stuck in the back as is standard. The first setting was light, the second a modest upgrade, and the third, well, watch out as it's really strong and Nadine) fell in love with it  The jelly coated toy also had substantial curves on it that stretched her out more than most such toys, even working sans batteries in a pinch.  This simple yet elegant toy really delivered the goods and at the highest setting, drained the batteries faster than usual.  The quality of the toy showed here as well, my impression that it will last longer than some of the nearly disposable toys I've encountered in the past. 

Bet on black!

After she left, I tested it to check the waterproof nature of the device and it passed with flying colors, the control on the bottom of the toy being a simple push button approach I wish others would take (over those all too often clunky controls).  The "O" ring kept water from destroying the electronics and it was quite easy to clean, making it Highly Recommended on all fronts.  Nadine would have rated this as an Xcritic Pick but I felt it needed something more substantial, the cost of this series higher than many of the others from what I've found online.  Still, if you like bigger toys, you are in for a treat this time, well on the road to challenging Belladonna if you catch my drift.

For those of you that are socially conscious, the Waterproof Diamante is made in China for those who care but you'll want to stock up on batteries with this baby as it served to demonstrate anal action doesn't always mean a large toy to push your limits in the backdoor.  The simple fact is, such a toy is best used as a supplement for others depending on what you want to stimulate but given the wealth of nerve endings in the backside of most people, this one was well worth picking up for repeated use. The rest of the tech specs were found in our forums as follows:

Entice your pleasure palette with an invigorating blend of passion and pulsation!  Introducing Citron, a seductively sweet mixture of beauty and brawn carefully cultivated to send your senses into full bloom.  One part fun and one part flirty, these mouth-watering massagers will excite, delight and leave you fuzzy all over.  Tickle your taste buds and satisfy your thirst for thrills with a healthy helping of this lush forbidden fruit!  Made from non-toxic TPR. Easy push button controls. Satin-smooth coated controls. Phthalate-free and body-safe. Jelly like material flexes and conforms. Maximum intensity with minimum noise. Ultra-powerful motor soothes and seduces.

3 stimulating speeds
shower & bath-friendly
made from non-toxic TPR
easy push - button controls
satin-smooth coated controls
phthalate-free and body-safe
jelly like material flexes and conforms
maximum intensity with minimum noise
ultra-powerful motor soothes and seduces

Lastly, it mentions it is RoHS compliant which essentially means the device is free of many specific health hazard chemicals, this from the RoHS website in the EU:
The definition and aim of the RoHS directive is quite simple. The RoHS directive aims to restrict certain dangerous substances commonly used in electronic and electronic equipment. Any RoHS compliant component is tested for the presence of Lead (Pb), Cadmium (Cd), Mercury (Hg), Hexavalent chromium (Hex-Cr), Polybrominated biphenyls (PBB), and Polybrominated diphenyl ethers (PBDE). For Cadmium and Hexavalent chromium, there must be less than 0.01% of the substance by weight at raw homogeneous materials level. For Lead, PBB, and PBDE, there must be no more than 0.1% of the material, when calculated by weight at raw homogeneous materials. Any RoHS compliant component must have 100 ppm or less of mercury and the mercury must not have been intentionally added to the component. In the EU, some military and medical equipment are exempt from RoHS compliance.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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