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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/27/08



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


The Opening Credits (click pictures for trailer)

Jerk Off Material: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Claire Dames

Genre: Gonzo

Chayse Evans

Director: Mike John

Virginia Want

Cast: Claire Dames, Sean Michaels, Chayse Evans, James Deen, Virginia Want, Mike John, Rucca Page, Mike Hash, Mark Zane, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Tim Von Swine, Naomi Cruz, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Suave XXX, Rane Rivere, Kristina Rose

Rucca Page

Length: 235:01 minutes

Date of Production: 10/8/2008

Naomi Cruz

Extras: The best extras were on the second disc of the set, specifically the 33:22 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast was shown having more sex and there was more nudity with Mike showing lots more action in what were deleted portions of the scenes or what you could call POV footage with thankful ladies servicing the needs of Tim Von Swine to add some humor too. Granted, it was less strokable than straightforward sex but it did add entertainment value all the same. Then there was a pop shot recap, a nice slipcover, a cast list (the entire cast this time, even Tim), a photogallery, and trailers to six of Mike's other titles, including stuff like Semen Sippers, POV Pervert 10, Elastic Assholes 6, Praise the Load, Sperm Receptacles 3, Boobaholics Anonymous 4, No Cum Dodging Allowed 8, and Peep Show.

Rane Rivere

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Jerk Off Material was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480i resolution). The lighting was pretty good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not optimal, the slightly washed out look at times bugging me. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing so I'm sure Tim Von Swine (the assistant director/cameraman) should get some credit, I just felt the production had something slightly "off" about it at times with regard to the technical aspects. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.4 Mbps range most of the time) but the fleshtones were not what I expected them to be, making this one visually fair for me and not the best I've seen from Mike in the past. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.

Kristina Rose

Body of Review: Mike John is one of the most versatile directors in porn these days, his works distributed by Jules Jordan Video to an appreciative audience of people that accept his eye for quality as being among the top names in the field. While many people still consider him the "Godfather of POV", Mike also makes a nice range of heated gonzo that is not tied to one specific niche, such being the case with his latest release, Jerk Off Material: Special Edition. The seven scenes lasted just under four hours and unlike many companies that pad the running time with fluff you can't use, this was not the case as the tease led right to heated action with the diverse cast strutting their respective skills for the camera. My screenshots will give you an idea as to what the ladies look like (a picture is worth a thousand words) and the linked trailer for the movie will provide some additional information but here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Claire Dames, the curvy brunette featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up first as she teased in the living room while wearing a tiny white top and short blue jean skirt (her sweet ass munching her thong really well). Claire teased the camera in a polished manner, always smiling and coming across as that was the only place she wanted to be, her clothing slowly taken off as she proved how she "only want to be naked." As she diddled herself, Sean Michaels came into the picture to rub her the right way, his huge dick poking through his pants in such a way that her eyes lit up at the thought of wrapping her lips around it. Her active blowjob including bouncing so her titties would go all over the place, her deep throat abilities impressive as she left streamers all over the place. This led to a nice titty fuck and Sean fucking her doggy style, her legs trembling as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. The active vaginal penetration was fun but her anal proved to be even better after a short period of getting used to his girth inside of her. I loved watching her ass cheeks ripple as she rode him, his hands helping her pump on the rod ever faster as she tried to keep up with him. She then took his load of semen to her face as he jerked off to her tongue, Claire giving some post coital head before swallowing his wad of spew.

Scene Two: Chayse Evans, the sexy brunette seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover with all the tattoos, was up next as she shook her moneymaker so very well for the camera, the gal proving right away to have the right stuff for this kind of inspirational movie. She masturbated in the blue easy chair until James Deen came over to diddle her himself, feeding her the resulting juices off his fingers. He was slightly rough with her in terms of spanking, choking, and verbal abuse but it was clear that she could have snapped his neck if he went too far. She then rewarded his attentive nature by aggressively blowing him, using her hand to gland abilities to increase the friction as she diddled her clitoris with the other hand. He then choked and rubbed her as they fucked vaginally, James doing all the work until she was on top. It was a heated scene given their chemistry together, the ending all but assured as he jerked off to her mouth (and yes, she swallowed). Sweet!

Scene Three: Virginia Want, the brunette seen on the cover in the letter "O" of the title, was up next and while she seemed to be a fleshy gal at first, her figure revealed her to be kind of lean. This was another POV scene with Mike John at the helm, the gal teasing in the generic motel room as she took off her clothing and felt herself up. They shared a moment and this being her sixth scene, she showed a stripper's skill at keeping him interested by use of her attitude. He massaged her ass and biscuit as she stripped, the blowjob better than the vaginal fucking they engaged in as far as how active she was. There was never any doubt in my mind that Virginia had wrapped her lips around cocks a lot of times in the past but her penetrative act needed some polishing up, the gal a decent ride but not showing the requisite chemistry or skill to make it look realistic. The scene closed up with her inhaling his cock to a frothy orgasm, the limited amount of genetic juice reminding me of how often Mike must get laid.

Scene Four: Rucca Page, the fluffy sized gal on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, was up last on the first disc as she caught some sun by the pool while in her purple bikini. Rucca is the type of gal that routinely proves teenagers and gals weighing under a hundred pounds are no match for the levels of fun she can provide in her scenes, the gal putting her figure to good use with some masturbation and then a blowbang at the knees of Mike Hash, Mark Zane, and Arnold Schwarzenpecker. She took care of the third (maybe fourth) tier mopers as though they were blessed with larger cocks than they actually possessed, the guys spending time eating her, feeling her up, and getting titty fucks as she slobbed their knobs so actively. They finished up by rubbing out loads to her mouth for her to swallow, Tim Von Swine stepping into the picture to get some from her as he stuffed her doggy style. Tim is more of a director as far as I am concerned but when he steps up to the plate, I rate him differently since he becomes almost a viewer's advocate rather than a professional performer. This means that whenever he is porking a gal and dropping a load of his infamous "pig sauce" he is giving it to her "for the team" and this works more often than not. She then blew him and maintained eye contact in the POV portion of the scene, Rucca jerking him off and looking up at him in a seductive fashion before they moved to anal sex where he seemed to split her in two. She pushed back on his cock and did some ATM, Tim plastering her face when it was all over. Yow!

Scene Five: Naomi Cruz, the blond seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc. Her milky white skin and fleshy body showed she was built for comfort over speed, the gal jerking off as she conversed with Tim on the couch, the gal reminiscing about her experiences jerking off while under the influence of ecstasy on an airplane. Lucky Tim felt her up and she masturbated with a large black dildo, her interracial credibility established soon after when she took on Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, and Suave XXX. The men were all over her as they surrounded the gal on her knees, a messy blowbang draining them of their genetic juice. The men rubbed out their loads onto her face, Naomi not swallowing but leaving the spew all over her face. While this could have been the end of the scene, she was cleaned up and masturbating on the back porch only to find Tim Von Swine wanting to get a piece of the action. Tim represents the average guy into porn, an overweight white dude with lots of manly body hair and an average sized cock, so it makes sense that the viewer could identify with this portion of the scene even more as she slobbed his knob playfully, the POV action handled quite well. They fucked vaginally and Naomi was active in her work, giving the impression that she enjoyed his throbbing rod deep inside of her. She would set out to doing PTM between positions to clean him off and the scene closed up when he acquitted himself nicely with a big load of population pudding into her mouth to swallow.

Scene Six: Rane Rivere, the appealing light skinned black gal seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next in bed wearing a light purple outfit as she followed the direction of Mike to caress herself. She kept her voice low as if to make the viewer lean in to hear her better, Mike John instructing her to blow him after minimal tease (I would have preferred more tease footage but that's my taste). Rane gave him a splendid hummer and handjob, teasing him as she proceeded at her own pace, a short titty fuck leading to her actively riding his cock. The POV nature of the scene worked well here, the gal putting forth considerable effort to elevate the dynamic of the scene. There were some questionable edits this time making me think they broke for a breather or something but she finished him off by jerking him off in her mouth really well, Rane swallowing the load from what I could tell.

Scene Seven: Kristina Rose, the lean cutie seen on the lower middle of the front cover, was up next as she sat with James Deen on a large yellow couch, the gal expressing her desire to make him her toy. The couple then started pawing each other aggressively, James choking her and spitting on her as she tried to grab his package. This led to her blowing him with some dick slapping going on, the hearty hummer showing a sense of passion missing from some of the other scenes, combining a bit of a grudge fuck with the levels of desire fans appreciate seeing. They moved to the maroon couch ("where the lights are") and he ate her out, the pair then vaginally fucking like crazy in several positions. James took to getting rough again, slapping her and choking her as she begged for him to continue fucking her, Kristina's need for seed overwhelmingly strong from what I could make of it. She maintained eye contact and eventually jerked him off into her mouth, the streamers hitting her head with abandon and the gal swallowing the remains. Nice!

Summary: Jerk Off Material by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video was not his most consistent work to date but the quantity of strokable material combined with the overall quality of it to earn a rating of Recommended. Mike and Tim make a good team to handle the technical aspects of a movie and the ladies here were a nice selection of diverse talents, some new gals mixed in with seasoned veterans and each having their own skills to demonstrate. In short then, Jerk Off Material: Special Edition was truthfully advertised as the kind of porn you could rub out a lot of loads to, the special edition treatment offering up nearly twice as much smut as you might find elsewhere.


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