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Weapons of Ass Destruction 6

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/2/08

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Weapons of Ass Destruction 6

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Jules Jordan

Jenny Hendrix

Cast: Jenny Hendrix, Marco Banderas, Jerry, Riley Evans, James Deen, Andi Anderson, Criss Strokes, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Scotty Lyons, Loona Luxx, Lexington Steele, Missy Stone

Riley Evans

Length: 186:18 minutes

Date of Production: 8/25/2008

Andi Anderson

Extras: The best extra was clearly the 12:29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The deleted sex footage from the scenes was the main thrust here, the length shortened to accommodate the lack of a second disc. The other extras included a cum shot recap, a lengthy photogallery, a cast listing, a biography for the director and trailers to nine shows like Black Owned 3, Tunnel Vision 3, Lex the Impaler 3, Ass Stretchers POV, Glory Hole, Flesh Hunter 10, Feeding Frenzy 9, Ass Worship 10, East Coast Assault, and Buttworx.

Loona Luxx and Lexington Steele

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Weapons of Ass Destruction 6 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases (including 480i resolution). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that there was less tease footage than usual which admittedly hurt the rating. The bitrate was on the low side (probably due to the single disc nature of the production) yet there were few compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the sheer amount of quality footage on display, most fans will be quite happy. The bitrate hovered all over the place this time, typically in the 3.2 Mbps range, but varied across the board depending on the scene. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

Missy Stone with James Deen

Body of Review: Jules Jordan and the other directors distributed by his company, Jules Jordan Video, have long had two things going for them; quality of tease and huge amounts of material in what are almost always double disc sets. This combination of high end "fuck for the buck" has been their main selling point compared to the competition, propelling them to success far more often than not. One such title I always liked was Weapons of Ass Destruction 5: Special Edition that I saw two years ago, making me wonder whatever happened to the follow up volume last year, Jules' work schedule putting it off to this year for Weapons of Ass Destruction 6. The first thing I noticed was the lack of a double disc set logo on the front cover, my hopes for as much quality driven footage seemingly dashed up front though the casting of ladies still fairly decent compared to the guys (outside of Lex and Marco, they were a mixed bag of stunt dicks). I had to wonder if the harsh economic times had impacted sales to the point where corner cutting this noticeable was to become standard operating procedure but I still tried to keep an open mind about it even when I figured out the flick came out in September but was just sent to me this week (hint: it is December at this writing). In the past, late screeners were the sign of a company's attempt to put out an inferior product but this being from Jules, I didn't want to believe that at all. The series is all about anal sex and every gal opened her ass to the pillaging action offered by the meat puppets, the quality of those men also disturbing. With those caveats stated, here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jenny Hendrix, the gal bending over on the center of the front cover, was up first with her ample sample of an ass eating her red hot pants and her fishnet top looking pretty good too. She hit herself with a riding crop and Jules talked to her as he coaxed her to shake her ass for the camera, Jenny moving to the living room where she met Marco Banderas and Jerry; her new sex toys. She lightly tapped them with the crop as they felt her up, treating them as if they were trash with her bad attitude until she placed leashes on their cocks to lead them around with. There was some minimal oral to this point, Jenny licking them until their turgid shafts were better suited for the leashes, but the show was soon "on" as they began exchanging oral advances with her alternating between blowing the men and the guys giving her some head or banging her pussy. Jenny was only moderately active here during the vaginal plowing so when she started taking them anally, she slowed down to a crawl, the resulting DP action way more than she could handle given the look on her face and screaming. Jenny did seem to get better when blowing one of them while the other screwed her, her healthy ass cheeks rippling no matter which hole was being penetrated, but this was a far cry from the days when the opening act in a JJ movie was among the best performing and showing the most chemistry (these three had none). Jenny polished them off by dropping to her knees to blow them, the men then rubbing out loads of genetic juice to her face with her first smile of the day coming afterwards as she spoke to Jules.

Scene Two: Riley Evans, the slutty blond seen on the lower left hand corner wearing slutty attire, was up next with moper James Deen. He was watching her in a movie called Breast Meat on the big screen TV and Jules gave him the mission to search for her to do a scene. Needless to say, he had a good incentive to find her too, getting to fuck her, so while his "search" was truncated, she wound up on the black couch masturbating as Jules interviewed both of them. The tease was too short but the pair at least acted like they wanted to fuck, James getting rough with her tits and ass as he gave her some oral loving. He started to fuck her pussy while choking her, Riley acting as if it were the biggest turn on as she told him to fuck her harder, leading to a short hummer before they continued fucking. James fingered her ass to ready it and after some toy play, was tapping that sweet ass, Riley slowing down on her ride as her backdoor opened ever wider. A few more positions of ass fucking and James unloaded his wad of population pudding into her mouth, the scene displaying some replay value for me to enhance the show.

Scene Three: Andi Anderson, the all natural blond seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she got out of the SUV and walked through the warehouse to find Criss Strokes, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Scotty Lyons, and Jerry, slacking off. She made it to the office with Jules and was looking for a "job", showing her assets as her resume since she wasn't interested in an office job. Jules called the men into the office and while the third tier mopers had a seat at the conference table, Andi gave them a showing of tease as they pawed her. The men proceeded to caress her, lick her, and offer their cocks for her to suck, the blowbang followed by the men taking turns fucking her sweet pussy. Andi was an active cock rider and showed some enthusiasm, not as good as chemistry but a solid substitute as far as I was concerned. The anal slowed her down to a crawl by comparison, the DP action even worse though she still sucked a mean cock and gave some dirty talk to help keep them drilling her. The guys circled around her at the end of the scene and dumped loads of spew into her mouth, Andi swallowing it as best she could, her beautiful blue eyes and smile lightening up the day.

Scene Four: Loona Luxx, the brunette spotted on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as she pawed herself in a black & white stripped PVC outfit in the dining room. The tease was not overly impressive as she walked through the house since her ass wasn't big enough and the outfit wasn't revealing enough but she went to the bathroom to find Lexington Steele showering so I figured the scene would get better quickly with him involved. She offered him a towel to dry off with and beckoned him to join her, Loona dropping down to give him a tiny bit of head before he started to ready her in other ways. Her clothing came off and they rubbed against one another, Lex fucking her pussy far deeper than her mouth had taken him as he bent her over the counter. That warmed her up enough for him to savor her juicy snatch, the couple going back to her passive riding once more. It was clear that he was too large for her and she was out of her league in the scene, some minimal PTM leading to the anal portion of the show where she held his cock as it tried to go deeper into her rectum, held up from doing so as she controlled the depth. The entire scene struck me as Loona proving she could put up with Lex inside of her despite no chemistry or passion, her best work coming at the end when she started pushing back on him and then taking the facial as his semen coated her head.

Scene Five: Missy Stone, the lean brunette seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she walked along the indoor railing while wearing her white muff buffer skirt and matching crop top, no panties ruining the view. Her pretty eyes and DSLs enhanced her look more than her smallish ass but to her credit, she had a trampy look I wanted to know better. After a bit more tease, Missy met James Deen at the bottom of the staircase, the guy kissing her and rubbing her pussy as she acted like it was having an effect. Initially, it gave me the impression that she was strictly performing and not into it beyond a paycheck but she warmed up to him after he ate her ass on the stairs. The blowjob was short and they moved to the counter for him to bend her over and bone, the PTM and additional vaginal plowing coming across more realistically even when she faked coming. Well into the scene, they began the anal fucking too, her moderately active romp slowing down to a very passive anal receptive state, James spreading her anal gape wide with his cock before he pulled out to jerk off into it.

Summary: Weapons of Ass Destruction 6 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was one of those rare titles of his that simply did not measure up to expectations, either of his usual standards of quality or that of the series itself, the single disc approach limiting the quality of the picture as well as the quantity of the material presented. Some of the gals seemed to be going through the motions too, and while I might be a bit harder on this one than most reviewers, it is only out of respect for his better work that I state this was only worth a Rent It from me. Granted, the technical matters were not terrible and the ladies all had their appealing features, but when I think of this series, I think of the flagship status it has had in the past more than this volume where so much corner cutting was done. In short, Weapons of Ass Destruction 6 could not hold a candle to Weapons of Ass Destruction 5 or 95% of Jules' other works, perhaps forcing me to rethink what my expectations going into his future efforts should be, if only because I hold him in such high esteem. Give it a look and let me know what you think but don't think this measures up to past efforts in the series (at least the ones I've seen) or you may be as surprised as I was.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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