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Kaylani Lei Ruby Pussy


Studio: California Exotic Novelties » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 12/3/08


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

While I realize that the writing on the box for a sex toy isn't likely to receive a Pulitzer any time soon, the line, "My Flower is Aching for Your Pistol," is still pretty damn silly. Fortunately, it didn't stop me from retrieving Kaylani Lei's Ruby Pussy from its packaging. A squat, compact toy, it's indeed ruby red, and follows through on the flower concept, with a bloom of thick petals around a generic set of clit-less pussy lips and a ring of leaves embossed around the base.

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Now, I've had some pocket pussies which required pockets the size of Andre the Giant, but this one is genuinely travel-sized, checking in at around just five inches in length, and not too big around, giving a nice tight fit for just about anyone (though owners of a big tool will feel like they're putting a cock cozy on the end of your junk.) I don't know much about Ms. Lei's snatch, but I doubt it's as small as this, as the entrance is pretty tight, but loosens up after you pop its cherry. The Senso Plus material is very soft and pliable, responding well to lube, even just some spit (and it smells and tastes good if you feel like eating it out to get the works nice and wet.)

Sliding your cock in, the thing that's most enticing is the dual "pleasure chambers," which follow thinner portions of the tunnel, resulting in some impressive suction on the backstroke. There's also an added friction effect on the underside of your cockhead with each stroke, enhancing the feel. The design of the aid also helps your effort, as there's a handle-like construction, making it easy to get a grip and jack away, or hold on with two hands and pump to your heart's content. Either way, it's going to feel great.

The most unusual element of this unit is the fact that there's no hole at the far end, which is both a blessing and a curse. The fact that the piece is closed lets it catch your load when you're done, which is pretty handy as far as avoiding a mess, but it doesn't help in any way with the clean-up. Combine a pretty complex inner design with no out, and you've got a situation that almost demands some sort of brush to clean. But when you've finished with this pussy, cleaning is not something you'll care much about.


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