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Hairless Asian Clams
Third World Media
Genre: Hairless Asian Pussy getting stuffed
Condoms: None that I saw
Length: 100 Minutes
Date Of Production: 07/07/08
Int. Tel. Sex
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Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.
The DVD plays very soft, which leads me to believe that there was some PAL to NTSC conversion? I'm not sure how they play it overseas, but I got a lot of soft focus on my disc. Oh well, it still plays and looks decent.
Scene 1 - Haruna Sakurai. Haruna Sakurai is pretty fucking amazing. She's got that almost Westernized Asian look about her. It translates well into fucking as well. You Asian guys know what I'm talking about. There are some ladies who kick that shit old school and plays the shying vixen very well. But, Haruna throws it down dirty. She's here to fuck and suck the dick.
But, that's really what all porn stars should do. She works great as an introduction to what this scene is all about. What throws me for a loop is that she tries to give the male performer some room to dominate. But, that loose dick fuck can't really swing his shit. No lady should ever dominate that hard in a scene, but Haruna is the exception.
Scene 2 - Rika Kitano.
Rika is up next and they spend way too much time in the interview. I like to meet these chicks in the most superficial way possible. I don't want to watch them eat and run chores. I want them to say some hot shit and then get stuffed. There's too little time to waste and too many porn movies want me to befriend these bitches. I'm not into social networking. I'm into what comes all too late in these scenes. Pussies getting stuffed, cocks getting slammed and cum eruptions all around.
Scene 3 - Junko.
Junko shows up playing the shy game. I don't really care what she has to say, I want to see that bald pussy. That's not to write off Junko's tits or her sweet mouth. It's just that she dominates the scene when she's getting stuffed. The male performer is pretty non-descript, but that's ok. It's Junko's time to shine and she carries the action well. I just wish that it didn't end so soon.
Scene 4- Momo.
I'm not that familiar with this chick. She's awkward. She plays the scene too cute and I never find her to be in control. She just gets stuffed and takes it like a dead fish. I want to see something hot to end a DVD. I need a reason to keep my pants down, while I chapter select. Momo, you don't fucking do it. You got a nice little pussy, though. But, that's about it.
Third World Media knows how to pull out the stops to start a DVD. They just can't end a film to save their life. They're the Clint Eastwood of Porn Studios. Great openings with solid performances, but then there's that third act. Seriously. What the fuck is that?
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.