2008, 3:06 plus extras
No director credited
With: Austin Kincaid, Sienna West, Victoria Sin, Alexis Amore, Ava Devine, Devon Lee, Lisa Ann, Ava Lauren (in bonus scene), six unbilled men
The "Big" in "MILFs Like It Big" refers to the cocks the ladies crave as well as the gals' own boobs. The mighty tits, most of them augmented, rival the schlongs for size, and viewers into both of those anatomical elements will finds lots to like in this feature.
The five scenes actually have dramatic scenarios; this is not gonzo or "reality" porn. And some of the acting by the women is pretty decent, which is how your Addison likes his smut. Nothing too kinky happens -- no anal or fetish content -- but the babes are well worth ogling and the guys deliver the hard goods.
Scene 1. Lovely Austin Kincaid and Euro hottie Victoria Sin are hanging out at Sienna West's house, consoling her on her recent divorce and the loss of her sex life. They raise a toast to "no more little dicks," then Austin springs a surprise on Sienna: she has arranged a big-cock auction at the house. Enter two studs and a cute little auctioneeress. The trio of MILFs are so excited by the long wood on the block that they put up ridiculous amounts of money for the guys, Sienna going so far as to hand over the deed to her house. The ladies needn't have upped the ante on each other since they all get their fair share of man meat. Too bad that auctioneer leaves the scene once the action gets good and hardcore.
Scene 2. Huge-chested, dark-eyed Latina Alexis Amore and a girlfriend bring a bottle of champagne to the new couple across the street as a housewarming gift. Alexis has arranged for her pal to lure the young wife away "to look at purses" while she tries to seduce the husband. After helping the British guy move some cardboard boxes, Alexis unwraps his package and gets to work. After some fine fucking, including an impressive pile-driving, Alexis is rewarded with a very thick cumload on the face.
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Scene 3.Ava Devine has just sent her (unseen) kids out to play and decides to have some fun before Hubby gets home. She calls a plumber to fix her sink but has ulterior motives; we know this because she warms up for his visit by dildoing her bare twat. The guy arrives and she squats, pantyless, to show him the problem under the sink. Within a few moments there is no problem, as she's sucking away as a prelude to frenzied fucking. Ava, unfortunately looking a little like pioneer tranny star Sulka, has a hot bod but has clearly been supporting L.A.'s plastic surgery industry.
Scene 4. A tall, lanky Peyton Manning look-alike drags his trash can out to the sidewalk in some truly personality-less Valley burg and is greeted by Devon Lee, a full-figured blonde beauty in a tight red dress who has come to welcome him to the neighborhood. They repair to his backyard pool to drink the bottle she has brought and he explains that he had to leave his old neighborhood because "I was getting harassed because I have a big dick." Devon asks to see it, he says no, then she threatens to tell all her girlfriends about his mammoth meat, obliging the poor guy to bring it out. After the twosome's hot poolside session, the filmmakers cut to a day or so later: a gaggle of hot neighbor chicks is at the guy's door offering all sorts of cakes and pastries and pussy. You just can't trust a woman.
Scene 5. Hot hot hot porn pro Lisa Ann (lately of "Nailin' Paylin" fame) is sitting in an outdoor cafe and overhears the bald stud at the next table talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Apparently the guy's chick has cut him off sexually because his hard fucking makes her sore. The helpful and empathetic Lisa Ann says, "I think I could help you with this topic," and invites the guy back to her place for some instructive and therapeutic sucking and fucking. She talks a great deal and very hornily during their athletic workout.
Brazzers' DVD is that rare disc that goes right to the main menu the moment you pop it into your machine; there's no wading through legal disclaimers, phone sex ads or endless label promotions before getting right to the action. The main menu and the scene selection menus are live action and list the girls involved (but not the guys). If you choose the Play Movie option, you get opening "credits" that are basically a summary of each scene, including pop shots. Better to start your viewing via the scene menus, which don't give away the whole game before you've even gotten your pants off.
There's a well produced photo gallery and a cumshot recap, but the main extras are six trailers and a half-hour additional scene with hot and hefty slut babe Ava Lauren. She's home doing the laundry when one of her son's young friends comes over. She insists that he remove his muddy football jersey and the rest of his duds before she'll let him into her immaculate home. She pops his stuff into the washer (belt and all), then gets down to cleaning his seriously curved dick with her deep mouth. She then jumps up on the machine to get her coochie rinsed before bringing the skinny kid onto the couch for some real MILF lovin'.
The trailers are for "Mommy Got Boobs 2," "Big Tits at Work 2," "Big Tits at Work 3," "Pornstars Like It Big 2," "Big Tits at Work" and "Doctor Adventures" (what -- no big adventures?).
Though a new production, the scenes here have been taped in 4:3 full frame rather than the now standard 16:9.
THE LAST WORD
Sexy, decidedly non-skinny babes fill this generous fuck fest in a series of scripted scenes. There are big dicks to go with those big tits, though no one thought it necessary to give the male cast members onscreen credit. Same with the director. They certainly have nothing to be ashamed of, besides, you know, the hardcore sex stuff. And there are several hot female background players who don't participate where it counts and that's a big shame. Nevertheless, with its hot action and solid extras, this disc easily earns a "recommended" rating.