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Up'er White Ass

Studio: Black Market » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 1/9/09

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For those the enjoy watching lovely ladies taking on monster black cocks - Black Market presents Up 'er White Ass.  In this feature. five sexy gals get every hole filled by some of the largest, longest, and darkest meat to ever fill the screen.

Lilou wants to show you her multi-assLilou kicks things off by preparing her ass with a huge butt plug.  Slowly she works it in until her man arrives to lend a helping hand (and finger .. and tongue).  Not wanting him to feel left out, she returns the oral favor before bending over and taking everything he can give her.  After a little oral cleaning of his cock, he gets behind her and continues pumping away - stopping just long enough to change holes and then back again.  This is followed by what I will forever refer to as ATPTATPTM (or ass to pussy to ass to pussy to mouth).  From there she climbs upon his massive rob and rids him hard - alternating between vaginal and anal penetration until he filps her back onto her knees and explodes inside of her.  Thanks to the magic of editing, and the use of a dissolve transition, he cums again - this time depositing his load into her waiting mouth.

Jennifer says hello

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Next is Jennifer - who starts off by having her man show her just what her juices taste like before sliding his cock down her throat.  He vigorously eats her ass, then gets behind her and pounds her waiting love hole.  From there he proceeds to take on her other hole with her lying on her back, and again with her on top.  A common situation in these scenes is having the guy go from pussy to ass and back again (often with a little oral in between) and this scene is no different.  Everything leads up to an oral cumshot that Jennifer proudly shows off for the camera.

MonikaThird in line is Monika.  This sultry Asian gets things going by rubbing her shaved pussy until it is nice and wet.  Then her man arrives and she chows down on his chocolate rod before he reciprocates on her ass and clit - making sure she is good and ready to handle it.  She moans with delight as he rams his tool into her again and again, before turning his attention to her tight ass.  He certainly does his best to make sure she takes in every inch of his manhood.  In this scene, just like the others, we have more of the ass and pussy to mouth action.  Occasionally he even pulls out to show just how much he has stretched her ass before plunging back into the wide tunnel he has made.  It isn't long before he empties his load into her open mouth.

It should be noted that at this point my wife (who had remained quiet throughout the feature) turned to me and said "thats unhealthy - girls aren't even supposed to wipe from back to front, let alone put something in one hole and then into another."  And with that she got up and left the room.   Point taken.

Juliane is soooo GrandiJuliane Grandi's scene begins with the usual solo showoff just like the others.  After that - she deep throats her man's thick cock - pausing every once in a while with it in there for us to see.  He then bends her over and does the whole ATPTM thing with her obviously enjoying every thrust.  The duo go from position to position as he impales her with every possible inch.  She lends a helping hand on her clit as he gives it to her good.  After a few more position changes he stands over her as she sucks him until he cums in her mouth - which she plays with a bit before swallowing.

Trinity welcomes you to her sex matrixThe final scene features the aptly-named Trinity, as she takes on two cocks at once (one black, one white).  But before she handles the real thing, she spends some time riding on a gigantic dildo.  While still sitting upon that big, fake cock, her two co-stars arrive and take turns fucking her mouth.  From there they move her over to the couch where they insert a nice-sized butt plug into her while using the massive dildo in her pussy.  This continues for a bit until they each take and end and replace the silicon toys with rock-hard flesh.  Once she is good and hot they give her soem double penetration before returning to the heads/tails position.  The men alternate between DP and oral/fucking until the unload into her tight ass (which she squeezes out for us to enjoy).  A quick camera cut, and we see both men release again - this time onto her open mouth.  What a way to close out the feature.


The disc features very little as far as extras go.  The usual cumshot recap, photo gallery, and web site info are here.  No Behind the Scenes is present, and no trailers for other titles from the company.


Audio is present in standard stero sound, with no use of my home theater setup.  Moans were clean and clear, and there was no dialogue to worry about hearing.  Video was clean and certainly DVD quality.  One thing I noticed that (while watching this on my PS3) the image was shown with both letterboxing AND masking on the sides.  This gave a 28-inch video image on my 32-inch set.  No matter how I messed with the settings, it still presented the video this way.  However, this was not a problem on my normal DVS player, which had the image full screen.  I'm certain that this was just a PS3 issue.


Overall - this feature had sexy women and hot action with no unnecessary dialogue (a positive for this type of release).  The lack of extras isn't much of an issue, but the biggest turnoff might be the frequent use of the ass-to-pussy-to-mouth.  Still, there is enough here to at least check it out.  After multiple viewings for this review, I still rate it a solid RENT IT.

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