XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Porn Reviews Porn Star Pics XCritic Pick Interviews Newsletter Porn Star Blogs Porn News
Advanced Search
Porn Reviews » Gay Reviews » Sportin Wood

Sportin Wood

Studio: French Connection » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 1/14/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Dates: January 2008-October 2008

Directed By: Doug

Run Time: 1 Hour and 53 Minutes

Scene One:

It's a sunny day in Phoenix, Arizona and Paul (good-looking with short brown hair, beard, and toned/lightly hairy body with tattoos) is sitting by the pool in his swim trunks "soakin' up some rays and gettin' some sun on my white ass." Paul's buddy Kelley (cute with short brown hair, muscular/beefy/smooth body) joins him and the dudes sling back some shots o' booze while director/cameraman Doug jokes, "Let's get hammered, baby!" Feeling no pain, the dudes move their party indoors where they sit on the sofa, joke around, watch straight porn on TV, and rub their crotches. The guys soon strip down showing off their hard cut cocks and start jacking off using their right fists.

The mood is friend 'n horny as Kelley takes Paul's throbber down his gullet sliding his mouth up 'n down and giving some very good head for his first time. Paul definitely digs the oral pleasure and fills the room with heavy moans and words of encouragement. "Oh fuck yeah! That's fucking good!" In return, Paul chows down on his buddy's straining pork giving an excellent blowjob and making Kelley exclaim, "That's the best head I've ever had!" The guys take turn blowing and being sucked leading to some very hot face fuckin'. There are plenty of hot close-ups of the dick suckin' provided. Paul blows Kelley to climax making him shoots a large thick load all over Paul's chest. Kelley pounds his pud and cuts loose with thick jizz all over the rug.

Scene Two:

Twenty year old Tiny is a very cute dude with closely-cropped black hair, goatee, and pierced ears. He's recently returned to Arizona and Jay (cute bear with dark brown hair, goatee, and baseball cap) is thrilled to have him back. With straight porn on the TV to get him in the mood, Tiny strips down to his boxers showing off his slender/toned/lightly hairy chest and bulging crotch. Jay immediately springs into action rubbing Tiny's straining boxers and then pulls 'em off revealing shortly trimmed pubes, plump balls, and a large 'n stiff clipped tool. Jay jacks that meat and chows down giving excellent head that Tiny definitely loves as he fills the hotel room with heavy breathing. Jay fucking gorges on that delicious man meat with plenty of mouth-watering close ups servicing Tiny until he shoots a thick load on Jay's fist. Jay then licks that tasty cum up.

Scene Three:

-- sponsored by --

Link is a cute nineteen year old guy with medium length blond hair and a friendly personality. He digs working, partying, and fuckin' gals. Removing his orange tee shirt, Link reveals his sexy toned/smooth chest with nipples that were made for suckin'. He yanks off his shorts and begins watching some "hot pussy" on TV while rubbing the obvious growing tube of man-flesh in his boxers. Pulling those boxers down, Link shows off his shaved pubes, large 'n plump hangy nuts, and a big hard cut cock. He watches the straight smut while jacking off using his right fist and exclaims, "Gaw! She's getting her pussy pounded!" Link rubs 'n works those mouth-watering nuts with both hands with plenty of hot close-ups and really gets into manually pleasuring himself. Reaching the point of no return, he shoots a thick load on his inside thigh.

Scene Four:

Sleeping Lucas is a cute dude with short brown hair, goatee, and a toned/smooth body who cute bear Jay wakes up for some early morning fun. Sliding the bed covers back, Lucas' sexy body, full dark pubes, plump nuts, and hard clipped prick are fully exposed for Jay's waiting 'n insatiable mouth. He chows down on that tasty man-pork giving his usual excellent head 'n cramming his throat full much to Lucas' pleasure.

Lucas simply lays back and enjoys the full oral service of Jay and his partner hot dad Doug while rubbing his chest and playing with his hard nipples. There is plenty of nice cock sucking close-ups provided here. Lucas lifts his legs showing off his tight hairy bunghole in juicy close-ups while Doug and Jay take turns munching down and making their horny pal loudly moan with pleasure. There are some very hot close-ups of that bunghole. Lucas loudly groans and busts a thick nut. Naturally, Jay gobbles down that sticky man-juice.

Scene Five:

Rodney is a good-looking guy with short brown hair watching straight porn with right hand shoved down the front of his gray boxer briefs. He's horny as a "three-balled cat" and more than ready to get his rocks off. Pulling down those boxers, Rodney reveals his full dark bush, big hard cut cock with large purple knob, and plump nuts. He jacks his lubed dong up 'n down using his right fist while director/cameraman Doug talks dirty to him. Rodney definitely digs all the smutty talk and Doug's undivided attention. He removes his tee shirt to show off his toned/lightly hairy chest with tattoos and continues to pull that throbbing pork with plenty of hot close-ups. As some unseen gals moans on TV, Rodney breathes heavily and shoots a thick load of spooge on Doug's tongue and on his goatee. Hot dude.

Scene Six:

Cutie Chad is twenty-three years old and has a brown buzz cut. He's a friendly sorta guy who easily jokes 'n laughs with director/cameraman Doug and is looking for some good head. Luckily, Brock (good-looking with short dark hair, beefy/hairy body) is there and will be more than willing to blow some dong. Doug expresses his personal motto of, "If it feels good, do it!" Well, Chad is soon out of his clothes revealing a slender/average/smooth body with full dark pubes, plump balls, and a big cut dick.

Brock takes that baby down his throat giving excellent head and making Chad breathe heavily. In return, Chad is talked into getting down on Brock's stiff clipped boner by grasping the shaft and nursing the purple knob. He gives some okay head for his first time. There are plenty of hot pole smoking close-ups here and Chad even licks Brock's hairy balls. Hot! Brock wildly jacks off and shoots a large thick load on Chad's chest. Chad yanks his pork and dumps thick spooge on his stomach and brown pubes.


Sportin' Wood is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The hand-held videography is good providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups of those throbbing cocks, the dick sucking, and tight bungholes. Although there are a few pixel problems, the picture quality is generally sharp 'n clean.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they joke around with each other, talk to Doug 'n Jay, and gets down with loud heavy breathing 'n moans.


The disc includes an interactive menu with scene selection. There are no other bonus materials offered.


Well, those friendly horn dogs Doug 'n Jay are back continuing their smutty success with Sportin' Wood. The handheld videography is good providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of hot close-ups of the cocks, dong suckin', and tight bungholes. The dudes all seem to be into the action and each other during the duo scenes and completely into self-service in the solo portions. I liked all the guys here so there are no personal favorites this time. I Highly Recommend for fans of amateur straight dudes getting off in front of the camera.

comments powered by Disqus

Recent Blogs

Recent News

Recent Columns

Key Articles: Resources
Newest XCritic Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Site Map | Review Staff | Reviews By Studio | Mission Statement | RSS Feeds
Copyright (C) 2016 XCritic.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy - Terms of Use - 18 U.S.C. 2257 -

Porn Reviews XCritic Pick Toy Reviews Transexual Reviews Newsletter Porn News Porn Star Pics Porn Star Blogs