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Impulsive Sex Acts (Alexis Texas)

Studio: Metro » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/3/09

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Alexis Texas!

Impulsive Sex Acts


Kat Kleevage

Genre: Vignette

Director: Anton "Vincent Voss" Slayer

Harley Raine

Cast: Alexis Texas, Mr. Pete, Kat Kleevage, Steamin' Scotty, Harley Rain, Rick Masters, Kylee Reese, Tommy Gunn, Latia Lopez, Guy DiSilva

Length: 100:31 minutes

Kylee Reese and Tommy Gunn

Date of Production: 10/2/2008, 10/21/2008

Extras: The extras were weak this time with a 3:57 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jade Marcela leading the way. The footage included was focused mostly on the photoshoots and the music overwhelmed the vocals (at least initially). There was a photogallery, some trailers, and lots of spam to contend with as well but Jade did try to give her short interview with Alexis Texas some material of interest.

Latia Lopez watching the clock with Guy DiSilva

Condoms: One

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Audio/Video Quality: Impulsive Sex Acts was presented in a nicely enhanced 1.78:1 ratio widescreen color as shot by director Anton "Vincent Voss" Slayer for Metro/FusXion for release in 480i resolution using the MPEG-2 codec. The majority of action took place inside a house with a single scene outside by the pool but the lighting was typically not up to par here, not always eliminating the usual shadows, grain, and video noise indicative of porn. The camera angles and editing were handled as well as a super low budget would allow for, the ladies being showcased fairly well except for the lighting issues. The fleshtones were usually accurate and the bitrate hovered around the mid 4.3 Mbps area most of the time but I did not see a lot of compression artifacts on the big screen and the bitrate varied a lot. Most scenes began with some tease before the regular motion sex kicked in, the music kept light in the background of the tease for the most part but the colors overly saturated and the occasional loss of focus a pain. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English in a 192 Kbps and 48 kHz sampling rate offering, never really adding much by way of aural stimulation but the ladies were easy to hear on those occasions when they were using dirty talk. The music was generic and not offensive, thankfully limited in scope for the most part.

Body of Review: Anton "Vincent Voss" Slayer is one of the last holdout directors working for Metro/FusXion from what I've been told, the company's contract with Pat Myne and others slipping away sometime last year. Now that the company is under new management/ownership it is incumbent upon those running the place to let the world know exactly what kind of productions they are going to sponsor so the reviewers can tell the world about it, the distributors will know how to sell them to stores, who will in turn know how to market them to customers of all types in the highly competitive world of porn. The latest release by Anton coming in to be reviewed was Impulsive Sex Acts, a series of unrelated vignettes with little by way of theme other than the general idea of showcasing curvier than average ladies in the scenes. What caught my eye was the front cover showcasing lovely Texan Alexis Texas but while she was the draw, the movie would need a lot more from the other four ladies to keep me interested. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that one condom was used for those still interested:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the booty babe featured on the front cover of the DVD, was up first and appeared initially to be a case of the movie shooting its wad really early in the production. Alexis drove up in her shiny gray car, her blue jean shorts riding high on her ass and pink top low on her breasts as Mr. Pete waited for her to climb the driveway. The tease was markedly limited but Alexis dropped to her knees to swallow his sword by the doorway, the messy hummer showing the personal chemistry the pair has long had as lovers in real life. Shooting in the shade of the house caused some issues on the bright day though and Anton just doesn't have the experience to handle it as effectively as others in the field, the visual quality impaired by weak editing too. Alexis looked sweet and hot at the same time though, providing some additional tease after the blowjob, Pete eating her out before the vaginal riding began (and Alexis offering him some hand to gland combat to add to the friction of her second hummer). They moved out back by the pool for more penetration work too, Alexis bouncing on Pete's cock as they pushed toward each other to generate additional friction. The sex ended when she blew him one last time and milked his nuts of genetic juice via her hand and mouth coordinated effort. Yum!

Scene Two: Kat Kleevage, an older gal with huge implants, was up next as she drove into a car repair shop where Scotty told her what it would cost for a lube job. Her abysmal acting aside, she really did nothing for me as her makeup and look just left me flaccid. Scotty let his employee Lou go home early for the scene and she spread her legs to allow him access to go down on her, Kat's own blowjob kind of ineffectual from what I could see. I give her credit for actively riding his modest member though, her large labia wrapping around his shaft as she rode the pecker until he popped a wad of population pudding to her face.

Scene Three: Harley Rain, a MILF-ish brunette with large hooters, was up next with Rick Masters, as the pair put on a show for a guy named Corey & his cute girlfriend (that slightly joined in but not much). Harley started it off by blowing Rick, the guy not going down on her before they screwed both vaginally and anally. Harley was very passive during the anal portion of the ride and that weakened the scene considerably, the focus again showing to be hit or miss as the sex continued. There was minimal personal chemistry this time and neither seemed to be doing more than fucking for dollars, no incentive plan allowing them an incentive to spice things up in any way. The banging did not last for long when Rick jerked off to her chest, his semen hitting her breasts and throat.

Scene Four: Kylee Reese, a cute bleach blond, was up next as she berated peeping Tommy Gunn, his telescope antics making her upset as she made haste to the guy by the pool. Her initial reaction led to her getting on her knees to blow the guy though so all must have been forgiven in record time, her oral efforts not bad as she slobbed his knob with some enthusiasm. There was then a bit of oral by Tommy in the 69 position with Kylee jumping his dick to actively ride it in a mechanical fashion. She was not a consistently good ride but she did seem to provide a scene worth checking out a time or two. It ended after several positions with Tommy jerking off to her face, Kylee's tongue lapping up the semen while looking at the camera.

Scene Five: Latia Lopez, a chunky Latina enjoying nature, was thankful for the way Guy DiSilva catered to her love of outdoors, her initial reaction being negative towards the public display of affection they were engaging in on the walkway. Latia overcame her inhibitions to blow him outside though, the couple moving inside by the big window where she continued her oral assault. Guy used his tongue on her too before he started nailing her pussy, the unmistakable look of a condom showing that something must have gone on given how rare they are in porn made in Chatsworth. The passive vaginal sex was not exciting for me and her repetitive comments aside, I was happy when the semen was launched at her titties.

Summary: Impulsive Sex Acts by director Anton "Vincent Voss" Slayer for Metro/FusXion was not a bad movie but only a couple of scenes managed to float my boat so I rated it as a Rent It. Alexis and Pete led the way with their decent personal chemistry and a few of the others provided some heated moments but Kat, Latia, and Harley's scenes were all weak to me, the strokability factor and replay value diminished to say the least. I have hopes that the leaders of Metro will step up to the plate soon to turn things around but if they don't, at least they have a large back catalog to start churning out dirt cheap compilations with, that being about as far removed from what I would like the former leader in adult DVDs to shoot for. In short, Impulsive Sex Acts had little to be impulsive with, but it is merely a first outing at the company, the new FusXion logo signifying that changes are (hopefully) in store for their works.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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