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What Gets You Off... 4

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/4/09

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Teagan Presley and James Deen

What Gets You Off 4

Third Degree

Charley Chase

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Danny Case

Brooke Haven

Cast: Teagan Presley, James Deen, Charley Chase, Ben English, Brooke Haven, Pat Myne, Britney Stevens, John Strong, Julia Ann, Sunny Lane

Length: 127:10 minutes

Britney Stevens and John Strong

Date of Production: 9/29/2008

Julia Ann!

Extras: The extras were kind of light this time but the 6:08 minute long Behind the Scenes feature wasn't bad at all. It began with Brooke getting her makeup done (and telling them that this was her last scene with a guy) and then showing clips from her scene with the director. Sadly, none of the other ladies had any screen time so if you are a fan of them, sucks to be you (and me!). There was a cum shot loop, a photogallery, and some trailers too.

Sunny Lane!

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: What Gets You Off 4 was presented in a solid 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Danny Case for Third Degree using the usual MPEG-2 codec favored for standard definition releases offered up in 480i resolution. The settings were bare bone basic which allowed for fair lighting that minimized the grain, video noise, and aliasing of the visual elements. The down side was that there was a need for more lighting and a steadier camera. The composition of the shots was generally favorable to the ladies for the most part but the almost random editing seemed to distract at times when the camera would zoom in on some blemish or other visually weak moment and be left in the final product. The video bitrate varied considerably but seemed to hover around the mid 4.1 Mbps mark, few compression artifacts observed and the overall impression given to be favorable despite some grain and soft focus issues at times. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 192 Kbps standard under a 48 kHz sampling rate, the vocals showing no separation but the minimalist opening music giving the slight impression that it did matter to someone to add in some head space. The dynamic range was otherwise kind of limited but this being gonzo porn, I really did not expect a whole lot in that regard.

Body of Review: Danny "Pat Myne" Case has been directing in the porn industry for years now at various companies, now focusing his efforts at Third Degree Films having left Metro last year. Danny likes tease and fetish attire as much as I do so I always looked forward to seeing who would be in his fuck flicks in the past, some of them a lot better than others. Now that he is devoting his attention to a single company, they had to revive an older series to keep the man busy, resulting in What Gets You Off 4. The movie did not narrowly define the premise at all this time so it included two solo scenes (by hotties Sunny Lane and Julia Ann) as well as four standardized bouts of boning with some serious firepower in terms of casting. The company website said it like this: "The sexiest starlets in XXX have one mission - to get you off! Whether you like it down their throat or in their ass, they'll just smile and take your man mass. It's not about teasin', it's all about pleasin', as these beautiful babes fill their tight little holes with every inch of you. Tissue Alert - you're guaranteed to be spankin' and yankin' and bustin' a nut - to every gorgeous, nasty slut!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Teagan Presley, the major cutie featured on the front cover of the movie, was up first in a scene with James Deen. Given that Teagan has repeatedly stated that she will not be doing men in her scenes anymore, that makes this scene all the more precious regardless of when it was shot by Danny, the gal walking over to the couch wearing her stripper shoes and fishnet stockings but nothing else. I prefer some tease in my movies and I thought Danny did too so this let me down a bit, Teagan's aggressive oral on the guy's cock making up for it a little bit as she worked him over during the blowjob. Her hand to gland combat style and sloppy salivating helped make her deepthroat worth checking out though and James guided her to her knees to continue, the skinny gal actively riding his pecker vaginally with some PTM between positions before the anal started up. Teagan was easily able to handle his manhood in her ass (she has done far bigger) but much of the action from there on out was passive on her part. Teagan did add some dirty talk and swallowed the genetic juice when it was launched at her face, ending the mixed quality scene.

Scene Two: Charley Chase, a curvy 19 year old brunette with a playful streak in her, was up next as she teased in the living room with her neon pink bikini on. She shook her titties and showed her pierced nipples, having fun with the director as she stripped down to nothing. That led the all natural cutie to masturbating and the smell of her juices awakened nearby Ben English, the guy fully erect for Charley to suck off. The hummer was sloppy and noisy both, her saliva going all over the place even before the titty fuck I liked so much took place. While she did not do anal here, Charley was an active rider in numerous positions, the gal appearing to orgasm due to the heated way in which Ben was porking her so hard. The pair had chemistry and enthusiasm too, the scene allowing him to jerk off a large load of population pudding all over her chest. Yum!

Scene Three: Brooke Haven, a curvy gal best described physically as a MILF, was up next as the gal served out her last scene with a guy (for now at least) with the director under his performing name of Pat Myne. She was covered in oil and masturbating, following his explicit instructions as she provided him with a wealth of booty tease. The oil looked good on her but she was soon in the other room and mostly dried off when Pat started nailing her, her juices covering his dick as she yelled out for him to fuck her some more. Brooke was a much more active rider of cock when she was on top of him but she proved her added weight was no impediment to having a good time, shaking her ass cheeks as she bounced on the cock. Eventually, the pair did some oral on each other too but it was limited compared to some of the previous scenes, Brooke sitting on his face and licking his cock clean at times as if she liked her scent on his rod. The scene then ended when she blew him and jerked him off with her hands, the semen coating her hands to be licked partially off as she smiled because of the effect she had on him.

Scene Four: Britney Stevens, another curvy gal wearing fishnet stockings and other fetish attire, was up next as she masturbated on the bed, her long brunette hair flowing as she did so. She then went to answer the door where John Strong met her, Britney dropping to her knees to slob his knob actively, making noises as she inhaled his penis into her mouth. They banged vaginally at first, moving about the house but Britney was not as active during the penetrative portions of the scene (at least not consistently so). This was exacerbated when the anal took place, the gal barely able to handle John's thick rob pounding into her back door, her dirty talk enhanced to help make up for it but never achieving as much of an effect as far as I was concerned. Britney then did some ATM as she cleaned his cock out of her asshole, the screwing continuing until she took the facial so well. Britney swallowed some of it and played with the rest, the mixed quality scene okay to watch a time or two.

Scene Five: Julia Ann, a curvy MILF of a gal known mostly for her contract days at Wicked Pictures, was up next and this was where the movie diverged from most others on the market in that it showcased her doing a solo masturbation scene without any help (male or female) at all. The tease was hot and Pat could not keep quiet about what he wanted to see, Julia following his demands to the best of her ability. The slow strip and fingering led to her sitting down on the couch to rub and finger herself, a rabbit vibrator slammed into her to satisfy her needs.

Scene Six: Sunny Lane, a charming blond hotty with some wonderful curves, was up last for a second solo masturbation scene in the living room. She wore red lingerie and teased the director endlessly as he tried to order her around, the net effect resulting in Sunny cranking up the heat significantly as she stripped and masturbated. There were some red blemishes on her ass cheeks but her vocals enhanced it for me a lot. The penetrative toy wasn't as much fun inside of her as it was rubbing her clitoris but I can't deny that I would have licked it clean if presented with the opportunity.

Summary: What Gets You Off 4 by director Danny Case for Third Degree did not have as much fuck for the buck value or replay this time, nor did it provide very solid extras to appreciate so I rated it as a Rent It. I liked most of the cast and as the last scene shot by Brooke Haven and one of the last of Teagan doing a man on camera the movie had some significance but I call them like I see them and even a buddy like Pat can't get a free walk. In short, What Gets You Off 4 was cool in how it had a variety of scene types but it fell short of the mark in other ways so while I think you should check it out, buyers might want to refrain from picking up a copy unless they find it really cheap.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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