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Up That White Ass

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/15/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Tory Lane with LT (click for trailer)

Up That White Ass

Elegant Angel

Bobbi Starr!

Genre: Gonzo, Interracial

Director: LT Turner

Cassidy Blue

Cast: Tory Lane, LT Turner, Bobbi Starr, Cassidy Blue, Aurora Snow, Andi Anderson, Olga Cabaeva

Aurora Snow

Length: 161:46 minutes

Date of Production: 12/13/2008

Andi Anderson!

Extras: For those of you new to LT's fine body of work, the best extra will be the 34:52 minute long bonus scene from White Booty Worship starring himself and lovely Brianna Love as described below. There was also a 12:30 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that included a lot of extra nudity and commentary by the cast, LT strutting his stuff to their delight. There was also a photogallery, a long pop shot recap, spam, and trailers to shows like Alexis Texas is Buttwoman, Curvy Girls 2, Big Wet Tits 7, Sporty Girls, and Fresh Flesh.

LT and Olga Cabaeva

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Up That White Ass was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director LT Turner for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The lighting was good with only a few moments that could have been touched up, Vanessa Blue and Ballz helping out this time. Otherwise, there was little grain, only a limited amount of aliasing, some video noise, and mostly minor visual issues that got in the way of having a truly first rate picture in most cases. The composition of the shots tended to favor the ladies nicely, rarely chopping off their heads in a frame or missing out on significant portions of the action. The editing was a bit better this time though a few of the edits were too abrupt or noticeable but part of that might be due to what kind of footage was presented. I saw no compression artifacts although the bitrate varied substantially, often seeming to be in the 3.2 Mbps range. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 192 Kbps bitrate (and 48 kHz sampling rate), the separation was nonexistent and the dynamic range limited but at least the vocals could be heard most of the time (as could some background noise). In all then, the technical aspects were decent here and in the future could again be improved by some extra attention but did not generally distract from the heat of the scenes where some was shown.

Body of Review: LT Turner has long been more than just the token black director at Elegant Angel (at least as far as I've been concerned). His titles do focus largely on interracial scenes but frankly, he adds some variety to the works Patrick, William, and Mason provide too. As a reviewer that seems to enjoy his titles more than average, I was happy to pick up a belatedly sent screener last week for Up That White Ass, the five scenes showing the director getting hot & heavy with six of the most attractive anal performers currently working in the jizz biz. The scenes all included a lot of oral, vaginal, and even anal sex as one might anticipate given the title, the curves on the gals giving them some added replay value as they often showed a rapport with the director before, during, and after their respective scenes. I promised a friend I would try and keep this review a bit shorter than usual but if you like interracial sex with a lot of anal, you will almost certainly appreciate the action provided. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Tory Lane, one of the most experienced and nasty performers ever to hit the extreme queen circuit, started off the show discussing her now defunct contract with LT Turner, the two reminding the audience of how much she loves big, black cock. The tease included a lot of her ass and coy nature, her personality shining through even before she provided her extremely hardcore energy. Her lingerie showcased her body really well and she soon gave a messy hummer, LT probably thanking whoever approved her participation in the movie. He savored a taste of her ass too, the enthusiastic vaginal leading to anal that was just as heated (if not more), the positions varied but always showcasing Tory as the slutty performer she has grown into over the last seven years. There was a modest amount of taste testing and Tory let loose ever more as the scene progressed, the lube used to provide open passage to her ass looking like spew but his wad of genetic juice coating her face well as she shook her semen goatee onto her titties. Yum!

Scene Two: Bobbi Starr, a leaner cutie with a sweet little booty, was up next as she teased without a preliminary interview, her green two piece outfit showcasing her ass as she masturbated in the expansive office having walked up the stairway to hook up with LT Turner. She met him on a couch and went right to sucking his erection, her hand assisting but rarely getting in the way of her oral ministrations that included deep throating him. It was a sloppy hummer too and he skipped eating her out (initially) to drill her pussy, the gal sporting a small pubic patch that was counter to most of the scenes I've seen her in of late. LT did most of the work initially but he did get oral on her and she cranked up the heat a little bit, the relatively minor levels of chemistry not killing the scene for me as it would have with a less desirable lady. Bobbi seemed to like getting his big black cock in her ass more though, the performer pushing back to meet his thrusts in whatever position they assumed. She moaned a lot and did some taste testing too, taking his nut in the form of a facial that she herself jerked out of him and swallowed.

Scene Three: Cassidy Blue, a cute bleach blond with some solid curves, her blue eyes as blue as my balls when watching her. She teased out by the swimming pool in her sleek black lingerie, LT Turner showing her some love as he interviewed her with a sense of awe most of his peers appear to have lost. The five foot 9 inch ("and a half") gal had a stripper's sense of playfulness to her and she described how she was going to take his cock up her ass, sadly moving inside as the sun appeared to be setting though they kissed to show his infatuation with her. He wanted her and wanted her badly, Cassidy seeming to show just enough love of cock that she did not come across as a clock watcher. Her oral was more refined than the previous ladies in the movie and she was clearly less experienced too, limiting the amount she would take inside her mouth before he started to bang her. She felt her asshole up as he plowed her fertile field, Cassidy too passive most of the time for my tastes but still attractive enough that I'd do her in a heartbeat. LT ate her ass and he then fucked her ass, Cassidy a bit happier at that prospect than the vaginal. She even bounced on it when she rode on top of him though, the result being LT rubbing out his load to her mouth/chin.

Scene Four: Aurora Snow, another former Sin City contract director/performer anal princess, was up next as she teased along the hallway in black lingerie. Aurora is a long time favorite of mine and her polished moves by the large pole reminded me that fans love seeing her dance, the gal soon sucking off LT Turner who patiently waited on the nearby couch. He fingered her as she engulfed his rod in her mouth, the noises made by the gal a bit repetitive but okay for a short while. He ate her ass after she was (mostly) finished blowing him, the couple actively screwing vaginally before she cleaned him off with her mouth and they pursued the anal action the title advertised. I really liked her aural efforts here in regard to her dirty talk but her practiced ease of anal pumping was bittersweet in that his large cock slid in far too easily to enjoy much. The scene ended with him dropping his load inside of her anal gape, Aurora shitting it out to the best of her ability (ewww!).

Scene Five: Andi Anderson, the foxy hot blond featured on the front cover, and cute redhead Olga Cabaeva, were up last with LT Turner in the house. Initially, Andi had him all to herself, the cutie offering up the scenario as though they were a long time couple. She wore black lingerie and a mask, her ripe ass cheeks swallowing her thong really well as she teased him where he sat on the couch. Andi bent over for the camera but quickly went for his erection when he whipped it out of his pants, the gal inhaling it readily as she took it deep inside her mouth while rubbing her own clitoris. She removed clothing as he asked and he hammered her ass with his black cock, the doorbell interrupting the action briefly as Olga walked in wearing a stripper version of a maid outfit. Her accent was adorable and the ladies made out, sharing their tongues readily as they made it up the staircase to hook up with LT. Both gals started blowing him and allowing him to fuck them in the ass, the taste testing even more prominent by both of them as though they were trying to outdo one another. Andi was loudest and most active when riding the cock anally, a seemingly authentic anal creampie finishing him off as Andi licked it out of Olga's ass. Yikes!

Bonus Scene: White Booty Worship: Brianna Love, the well known cutie with the ripe booty, was up first as she teased in the living room with her skimpy bikini undies to a generic piece of music. I especially liked her on the staircase but her curves looked good everywhere she went (even if her stretch marks were more prominent than usual) and the oiling up of the ass was nicely played out before LT Turner came in to worship her sweet ass on the off white couch. Brianna gave him a show as she slowly stripped off her clothing, bending over mere inches from his face for him to get lost in her fleshy ass cheeks while servicing her. He spent a fair amount of time on her perfect pucker, savoring the taste as much as she did when she reciprocated with his dark cock in her mouth. The noises she made while sucking added to the thrill, the pair boning all over the room to get a nut on. He started with her pussy and eventually went to her ass, Brianna getting more active as she became acclimated to the cock tearing into her three holes (mouth, pussy, and ass). Their levels of chemistry varied for me but the enthusiasm was nicely played out, the moderate wad of population pudding gracing her ass by the time all was said and done. There was a modest nod to taste testing throughout the scene by both of them but I thought Brianna was a solid opening selection to go with and she was pissing all over the couch towards the end of the scene. Nice!

Summary: Up That White Ass by director LT Turner for Elegant Angel lived up to the potential of several of the ladies really well to earn a rating of Recommended from me, the strokability, replay value, and amount of fuck for the buck verging on an even higher rating. In short, Up That White Ass had everything it advertised so check it out and I think you will find it provides a solid experience for interracial sex voyeurs. It might not have been LT's best movie to date but it was far from his worst, the man proving my faith in him is still justified.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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