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Hairy Movie (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 2/22/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

While it may not be this reviewer's personal kink, there are those out there who appreciate a hairy bush and its to you horny bastards that Zero Tolerance dedicates Hairy Movie, a full length feature that caters to fans of the hair down there. It's a pretty straight forward gonzo picture, there's no plot and not really much of a set up to any of the six scenes that make up the feature - it's just good old fashioned fucking.

Here's a rundown of who fucks who and who they do it:

Scene 1 - Joclyn Stone And Sascha: The curviest of the girls on this disc, Joclyn is definitely rounder and maybe a little older than the rest of the girls here but she doesn't look bad at all. The scene starts with her experiencing car problems. Sascha finds her stranded and helps her out and before you know it she's sucking his cock. They head inside and continue fucking from a few different positions and finish things up with an internal cum shot that drips out once Sascha removes his member from her box.

Scene 2 - Max Mikita And Mick Blue: Max, a gorgeous Asian lady, has got a seriously smokin' body and a nice face to boot. She shows off her figure and masturbates for us, brushing her pubic hair and showing off her snatch. Mick comes into the room and they start to kiss. He eats her out a bit and she rides him cowgirl style for a bit. He fucks her missionary style and then she gives him a great blowjob before he flips her on her side and slips it up her ass. She rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl style and then he pulls out and jerks off on top of her mound.

Scene 3 - Sasha Grey And Mr. Pete: Sasha's another naturally good looking girl and she's always fun to watch. She shows off her body and fingers herself for us for a few minutes before heading upstairs where Pete's waiting for her. She gives him a pretty serious and rather sloppy, wet blowjob before Pete fucks her missionary style. From there they go at it reverse cowgirl style and doggy style before Sasha gets down on her knees and sucks Pete to a facial finish.

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Scene 4 - Kimberly Kane And James Deen: When this scene starts off, lithe, blonde Kimberly is playing with her cunt in the bathtub. Once she gets James' attention, he spends a fair bit of time eating her pussy. He fucks her pussy from the side while she rubs her ass and he periodically pulls out to cram his face into her snatch and between her cheeks. He fucks her doggie style and then reverse cowgirl style before Kimberly gets down on her knees and sucks his cock and balls until he shoots his load all over her mound and cute little belly.

Scene 5 - Mika Tan And Sascha: Mike's another very good looking Asian woman with a great, natural body. She's also got the most ridiculously hairy snatch in this feature. She shows off her body and her pussy to get things moving and when Sascha comes into the room she gives him head. He fucks her missionary style, reverse cowgirl style and then cowgirl style with periodic pussy to mouth interludes. He gets her on all fours and fucks her doggy style before pulling out and stroking off onto her pussy.

Scene 6 - Sara Faye, Lexi Love And Mr. Pete: When this scene begins, the two lovely ladies are laying in bed combing their pussy hair and putting barrettes in it. Pete comes into the room and they give him head, a nice team effort, while playing with themselves. Pete takes turns fucking the girls who move into a sixty-nine and eat one another while he plows them. Pete shifts gears on Lexi and fucks her up the ass, first doggy style and then reverse cowgirl style. There's some oral clean up action and then he spurts onto Sara's snatch to end the scene and the feature.

All in all, this is a nice mix. You get blondes, brunettes and Asian hotties all involved in various acts of lovely debauchery and while the 'big bush' angle may turn some folks off, the girls all do look very nice here, au natural as they may be. The sex is generally hot and nicely shot and while the first scene may not set your world on fire, the other five are all very strong.



Hairy Movie looks very good in this 1080p AVC 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There's an strong level of detail present not only on the performers but also in the sets and backgrounds/sets used in the production (most of which are just simple bedrooms, but hey, they look nice even if they're not fancy). There aren't any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction and skin tones look excellent throughout. Eagle-eyed viewers may spot just a hint of shimmer here and there but you do have to be looking for it to notice it.


The sole audio track on this Blu-ray release is a 48 kHz 192 kbps Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine but it isn't as impressive as the transfer is. Dialogue stays clean and clear throughout and the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds good and there aren't any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. The audio here won't blow you away but it certainly won't disappoint you either.


The only really substantial extra on this release is a Behind The Scenes featurette that runs just over eighteen minutes. That said, it isn't so much a behind the scenes segment as it is a collection of interviews with the female stars of the film, most of whom talk about what they're going to do on camera, what they like about working in porn, and about the hair down there. It's presented in full HD, which is a nice touch, but it's really more or less a superficial fluff piece.

Motion menus, trailers, a still gallery, a cum shot loop, and scene selection round out the supplements on this release. All of the extras except the Behind The Scenes featurette are presented in standard definition.

Final Thoughts:

If you're into hairy bush, this Blu-ray release from Zero Tolerance will definitely tickle your fancy. The cast of genuinely attractive women is always a nice touch and the sex is steamy and well shot. If you don't fall into that particular kink group, this is still worth a look based on the quality of the performances and the strength of the transfer. Recommended.

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