Brodie Newport, Lucas Knowles, Tommy Blade, Ken Mack, Lex Sabre, Brad
Benton, Justin Wlls, Jude Collin, Robby Ireland, Jeremy Lange, and
Body Types: muscular guys, smooth chests
Things to see: threesomes, office sex, shower sex, facial cumshots
Plot: no plot
porn can be a tough sell at times. Burned by watching lackluster
4-hour compilations of mediocre sex, many viewers would risk watching
the original films, rather than a compilation of a couple of poor
titles. The main problem with compilation porn is that the majority of
scenes are merely average, with a sprinkling of really good scenes
depending on the DVD. One would assume that the companies would choose
the best scenes from each film and put them onto one DVD. Alas, this
just isn't the norm.
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The Best of Suite 703 vol 3unfortunately falls into the same sand trap of mediocrity; most of the
scenes are just average, leaving only one or two really good scenes.
Of course, it's not as if the scenes are poorly shot or badly edited.
Most of the segments simply lack passionate sex and some of techniques
used are sloppy. For example, the reveal of erections could be greatly
improved. Instead of teasing the audience with a slow reveal, we
suddenly find the actors with their dicks out, already being sucked
on. Without a slow build-up, there is little motivation for the
audience to stick around except for the money shot. Alas, the money
shots aren't all too spectacular either. The DVD does, however,
feature some solid oral action in nearly every scene. In fact, if the
rest of the sex was as good as the oral action, then this DVD would be
a winner. Instead, we have yet another compilation that might leave
you dry as opposed to wet.
DVD's best scenes include a sex romp in a pool hall and a post exercise
romp in the communal showers. The pool hall segment features an
incredibly attractive brunette (blessed with a long dick) who is
seduced by his gay friend. The blond actor clearly gives some good
head since his co-star is rock hard. The guys ultimately progress to
pool table sex (channeling 80's porn), which features some hot action
since both actors are very turned on. The shower sex scene similarly
works because the actors are clearly turned on by their co-star. What
is particularly nice about this scene is that the bottom happens to be
pretty well hung, so the sight of his big dick flopping around while
being fucked, was a huge turn-on. This segment's only negative was the
irritating sex sounds made by one actor; sounding less like erotic
moans and more like an animal in misery. The rest of the three scenes
do have some hot moments, but generally feel merely average. Given the
fact that this compilation includes only five scenes, the high level of
mediocrity makes this a difficult title for me to recommend you
On a final
negative note, the DVD menu claims that you can play the movie or
select scenes. However, when you select "play movie" you can't skip to
the next scene during playback. This is a completely ridiculous
choice. The only way to watch the next segment is to return back to
the menu or to wait for the scene to end (even less ideal) so that it
automatically skips to the next scene. As if those unskippable FBI
warnings and trailers on most DVD's weren't already annoying!
Presented in fullscreen, the image is bright, colorful and nicely sharp.
The sound was adequate for this feature. All of the action could be heard clearly.
Extras include scene selection, and a photo gallery.
If this is the Best of Suite 703 vol 3, then I hate to see
what their worst is. While the models were cute, the sex ranged from
good to just average. What you basically get here is two pretty good
scenes and three average scenes. Therefore, you would do better to rent this DVD first before buying.