XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Lesbian Bukkake 13

Lesbian Bukkake 13


Studio: JM Productions » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 2/23/09


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

2008, 1:05 plus extras
Director: Jim Powers
With: Jackie Avalon, Marina Maywood, Gwen Summers, 11 other unidentified women


 
Like watching women who can squirt on command? Here you go. In three lengthy scenes, 13 girls take turns shejaculating on the face of a 14th. Only the three girls who serve as the juice receptacles are credited by name, though everyone deserves mention. The 14 girls are the same in each scene, only the recipient changes. There's nothing really erotic going on, just physiological feats, as one girl after another manages to rub out some wetness, some more than others. The dramatic exposition is minimal.

 
Scene 1. Jackie Avalon, a 22-year-old auburn-haired cutie with a normal (not buff) body, is applying for a loan from bespectacled Gwen Summers. The banker demands that Jackie "perform for your loan" by getting undressed and sitting on the floor of a cherrywood desk while Gwen jerks off in her face. Once Gwen is done, another woman in her underwear strolls up, then another and another (the private office turns out to be packed with naked babes) until Jackie's head is pretty soaked. There's a bit of pussy eating and a lot of nasty talk (from both the humiliating dommes and the far-from-humiliated Jackie): "Who's the bitch now?!" "No, you're the fucking bitch!") No word on whether Jackie got the loan.

 

-- sponsored by --

Scene 2. Strawberry blonde 25-year-old hottie Marina Maywood, who was one of the squirters in the previous scene, is the "star" here, arriving in a hair salon and told to get naked and sit on the pink vinyl seats by the hair dryers. A naked woman strolls up and puts her pussy in sweet Marina's face and gets her all wet (this would be the shampooing, I guess), followed by the other girls. The talk is quieter and sweeter in this sequence and Marina is way more passive than Jackie was earlier. When all is said and done, no one bothers with her hair.

 
Scene 3. The girls are assembled in a classroom where their spokeswoman is urging them on like a cheerleader coach to form a porn union. Noticing that Gwen Summers is on her cell phone and not paying attention, the boss orders her to sit at the foot of the desk and proceeds to punish her by putting her pussy in her face and letting loose. She's followed by the now-familiar parade of ladies. The difference in this scene is we get to see all the girls at once - and can see that many are jerking off as they stand and wait their turn to pop. It's pretty hot that the desktop puddle keeps growing and the women have no problem planting their bare butts right in it. Gwen (at 30, no longer the featured young starlet she was a decade ago) laps up all the splashing jizz with gusto, but at scene's end she becomes strangely belligerent, turning to the camera to exclaim, "Just so you know, there's never gonna be a union in porn! As soon as there's dues, no porn girls are gonna pay. Mark my words: No union in porn!" Okay, okay, relax, it's off the table.

 

 
                                                     THE DVD

 
"Lesbian Bukkake 13" was shot in high-def video and presented in 16:9 widescreen, filling all space on a flat-screen monitor. That doesn't mean it looks good. The lighting is harsh, making all the girls, no matter their race and coloration, appear a sickly shade of amber. The sound is acceptable.

 
The disc has easy playability. Pop it in and after a brief hardcore montage of some of JM Productions' more extreme titles, you go right to the main menu, a simple setup offering Play Movie, Chapters and Special Features. There could have been more chapters than the two per scene. The extras include a skippable five-minute behind-the-scenes peek (Jackie Avalon is shown napping after her scene; the girls giggle and pose for photos); a slide show; brief bios of the three named actresses; address and web info for JM; and a very filling plate of 15 trailers, including the charming "Irritable Bowel Syndrome 4" and "The Violation of Harmony."

 

 
                                              THE LAST WORD

 
"Lesbian Bukkake 13" is strictly for viewers who get off watching girls squirt. The poor-looking video has several enticing young women, but there's no eroticism, no foreplay, just aggressive, vigorous pussy rubbing resulting in the still amazing sight of female ejaculation. It's nice to know at least someone was having a good time.

 
 


comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


The Insatiable Miss Jessa Rhodes
I Am Katrina A Sex Documentary
Hardcore Gangbang Parodies Vol 3
Daddy's Girls
Dredd 2
Angela Volume Three
Interracial Milfs Vol. 2
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Suck My Ass & Say Nacho
Naked


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner