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Do Me Right!

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/28/09

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Alexis Texas!

Do Me Right!

Pink Kitty Video/Juicy Entertainment

Riley Evans

Genre: All Sex

Director: Joe Loughlin

Lexi Belle, Alyssa Hall, and a mope

Cast: Alexis Texas, Riley Evans, Sergio, Lexi Belle, Alyssa Hall, Emily Evermore, Rachel; men not credited

Length: 165:08 minutes

Emily and a mope

Date of Production: 12/18/2008

Extras: The best extra was an unrelated bonus scene lasting 37:07 minutes with Venessa Lane and Amber Rayne getting frisky on a bed in their slinky lingerie. Chris Cannon joined them and the trio fucked, sucked, and busted some genetic juice in the mouths of the ladies before it was finished up. This scene came from the same company's "Come Play With Me #2" title for those keeping track. There was also a photogallery and some trailers for those who care, advertising for other movies on the second side of the DVD case, and a slipcover featuring Alexis Texas.


Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Do Me Right! was presented in a full frame 1.33:1 ratio offering as shot by director Joe Loughlin for Pink Kitty Video/Juicy Entertainment in the standard definition MPEG-2 release with 480i resolution. The scenes each began with a heavily edited montage and the background music was from some obscure club song with the repeated phrase "man turns animal" in it. The lighting was fair and that limited the technical problems substantially, the amount of compression artifacts limited though the fleshtones were not always perfect. There appeared to be some edge enhancement used in the DVD mastering process and the limited sets did not add anything to the picture. The editing was on the jumpy side most of the time, noticeable enough that I didn't have to look for it but not the worst production shot with mediocre equipment on a short schedule by a single cameraman either. The video bitrate hovered in the 2.4 Mbps area when I paid any attention to it at all, the ladies in need of professionally done makeup from what I could see. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using 192 Kbps bitrate and a 48 kHz sampling rate, the lack of separation and limited dynamic range expected from this type of low end release. I could hear most of the vocals well enough but there were some background noises and it sounded as though the audio was recorded straight off the camera.

Body of Review: Joe Loughlin has been credited as director a number of times in low end productions over the years, the first such time I remember being in 2005. Given how relatively few titles he was labeled as director, I figure this must be one of his aliases though frankly, his work always strikes me as in need of some polish on the technical matters. His latest release is on the Pink Kitty Video label with the generic name of Do Me Right!, using a variety of ladies that some of us really like, including Alexis Texas. The five scenes included here broke no new ground and did not have a lot of circus act tricks to gawk at but were merely little all sex clips for their fans to appreciate. I hated that the men were not credited anywhere (even the director's name was missing from the box cover) as that is indicative of a thrown together outing but I kept an open mind, not an empty head, when I checked this one out earlier this week. Here's a brief look at the scenes by female cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the curvy 23 year old blond on the right side of the cover, was up first as she gave an interview edited into her montage. Describing her love of being in control and other acts she liked, the gal looked leaner than usual here, the generic music beat heavy as wearily looked at the camera in front of the fireplace. The guy that walked in looked like Danny Mountain without the muscles, the lucky moper licking her all over as she guided him aurally. He liked her titties and pussy but she wanted him rimming her, this making her moans more pronounced to say the least. Alexis reciprocated with a decent hummer, sucking his head and licking the shaft while her hands cradled his balls. She then jerked him off before actively riding his cock vaginally, her flesh rippling as she bounced on the rod. They performed in several positions before she jerked him off all over himself too, Alexis licking up some of his genetic juice before the camera faded out.

Scene Two: Riley Evans, a 22 year old blond from Tampa Florida, was up next in bed wearing her black underwear as she followed the formula. Her pretty eyes stood out as she continued but her curvy figure was worth checking out too. Once the interview was over, she masturbated until Sergio walked in on her, the guy taking over by fingering her. He fed her some juices and gave a very limited amount of oral before she showed her superior oral skills, savoring the cock before passively riding it in a mechanical fashion. Like the last scene, there was no chemistry between the two but at least it was worth a bout or two of hand to gland combat. There was anal here and some choking, but at least she got better with time, tasting the dick after riding it. She did pay more attention to the camera than him, receiving his seed in her mouth when he rubbed out the load of population pudding, but this was not one of her best scenes.

Scene Three: Lexi Belle, the cutie on the left side of the front cover, and just as cute Alyssa Hall, were up next as they fallowed the formula from their couch position. The montage came from outside but was too limited to work as erection-inspiration, their lean and all natural figures yummy as far as I was concerned. Just when I thought they would be strictly lesbian this time, a moper joined them; the guy enjoying their youthful bodies. The playfulness of the ladies was the best part about the scene though and I almost wished he stayed home, the ladies doing the oral on him and each other while he serviced them vaginally with his cock. Lexi was the more active of the ladies but he took her best during the pile driver position, then jerking out his nut of population pudding for her to take in her mouth and cumswap with Alyssa.

Scene Four: Emily Evermore, a spunky little redhead in a blue top and tan skirt, was not given a montage this time so much as allowed to strip on the couch as directed by the cameraman. She did so slow and seductively to reveal a fit shape with all natural (if limited) curves, a fisheye lens used to showcase the gal. She then masturbated in mechanical fashion and was joined by a guy who went down on her more than the others had done with their partners, her panting seemingly pornish (fake) but at least showing an effort. Emily then gave a quick blowjob before actively riding the cock vaginally in a few positions, the appearance of her having fun escalating as time went on. Most of the penetration was not explicit (I couldn't see which hole he was tapping) and she clamped her eyes shut during the rubbed out nut to her face but it wasn't a terrible scene.

Scene Five: Rachel, a cute, girl next door, type of female, was up last as she tormented a tied up loser in a living room, skipping the montage tease altogether. He wore a red M&M character set of shorts as she played with him, his clothes removed as she continued the BDSM scene by putting a diaper on him. Neither could keep a straight face as the baby scenario played out, her curvy figure making it at least bearable as she teased him by masturbating on the nearby couch. Her solo effort was one of the best things about the movie as a whole but it ended too soon, Rachel kneeling before him to administer the blowjob on his modest member. The rest of the scene was just her getting passively plugged vaginally and milking out his semen orally, limiting replay value a lot.

Summary: Do Me Right! by director Joe Loughlin for Pink Kitty Video/Juicy Entertainment might be best suited for military men just back from the front lines since most of the sex was so generic. The replay value limited, the technical aspects fair, and the cast not giving their all made this fuck flick the kind that merited a Rent It for completists that adore some of the cast as much as I do but hardly more than that even if the bonus scene was pretty good (I don't give a lot of credit to unrelated bonus scenes). In short, Do Me Right! had few of the uncredited men doing the women even half way right, and the front cover comments about women in charge were barely touched upon in most scenes so check it out before buying.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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