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Sloppy Head

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/1/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Sloppy Head

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

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Genre: Blowjobs

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Director: Jonni Darkko

Savannah Stern

Cast: Savannah Stern, Winston Burbank, Tia Ling, Jeremy, Tori Black, Lana Croft, Jandi Lin, Jayna Oso, Jenny Hendrix, Jessica Bangkok, Julie Night, Arcadia Davida, Francesca Le, Aurora Snow

Tia Ling

Length: 213:32 minutes

Tori Black

Date of Production: 11/26/2008

Lana Croft

Extras: There was a cumshot recap, a cast list, and some filmographies but that was all he included here.

Jandi Lin!

Condoms: None

Jayna Oso

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Audio/Video Quality: Sloppy Head was presented in a standard full frame 1.33:1 ratio color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel in 480i resolution using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec. The bitrate hovered on the middle end of the scale much of the time, typically in the 2.4 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The fleshtones were good with the crisp look of clarity I like when Jonni is attentive with his work. The composition was almost always favorable to the ladies and the editing seemed to enhance the look of the show more than a little bit, thanks to the extensive efforts of Eddie Powell who also made the cool DVD menus stand out with his skilful touch (my only complaint being the inability to skip to a specific point in the movie with the way it was mastered now addressed by the production team). In general, this was another very visually appealing piece of work though thanks to the efforts of the production staff as well as the cast, the gals all looking really sexy thanks in small part to the manner in which they were captured by the director and his crew. The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was decent but the music was again thumping thankfully truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes.

Jenny Hendrix

Body of Review: Evil Angel is the home for many well known gonzo directors, not least of which is the infamous Jonni Darkko. Jonni is like a DJ caught up in his own perversions and given a voice by means of his videocamera to spread the word of ladies with spread legs. All kidding aside, his visual acuity and artistic way of looking at things are unlike many of the more couples oriented directors out there since he almost always delivers the goods, his latest fuck flick sent to me more of a suck flick in the form of Sloppy Head. I like a good blowjob as much as anyone else but watching them is rarely rewarding for me, the stroke value always lower than a good penetration movie but Jonni has a way of coaxing good scenes out of even the most elusive gals, especially when he gets them to let loose as he did here. I was asked to minimize my comments (something of a gentleman's bet) this time so rather than address the minimal differences of the twelve blowjobs done in POV (point of view) fashion, suffice it to say that even the worst one was pretty good. The company website said it like this: "Jonni Darkko's videos are famous for a fierce attention to styling and lighting. His ladies are always made up to slutty perfection, and Jonni enjoys casting established adult stars, in addition to the standard younger porn newbies, to enact his filthy, hardcore scenarios. The cast of Darkko's Sloppy Head runs the gamut of age and nationality (leaning heavily to the Asian side of the spectrum), but one thing these girls all share is a love for wet, messy, drooling, oral cock worship! It's for everyone who likes wall-to-wall blowjobs. And who doesn't?" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jessica Bangkok

Scene One: Savannah Stern, Winston Burbank

Scene Two: Tia Ling, Jeremy

Scene Three: Tori Black, Jeremy

Julie Night

Scene Four: Lana Croft, Winston Burbank

Scene Five: Jandi Lin, ? (probably Jonni)

Scene Six: Jayna Oso, Winston Burbank

Arcadia Davida

Scene Seven: Jenny Hendrix, Winston Burbank

Scene Eight: Jessica Bangkok, Winston Burbank

Scene Nine: Julie Night, Winston Burbank

Francesca Le!

Scene Ten: Arcadia Davida, ? (probably Jonni)

Scene Eleven: Francesca Le, Winston Burbank

Scene Twelve: Aurora Snow, Winston Burbank

Aurora Snow!

Summary: Sloppy Head by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel provided a tremendous wealth of suck for your buck scenes that any fan of said action will love. The strokability of the ladies performances were rarely diminished by bad attitude or lack of skill, some of them (Francesca, Aurora, Julie, and Jandi) offering superb hummers that surpass the usual knob slobbing skills one might expect of the run of the mill porners. Truth be told, the replay value for me was not as high as some of Jonni's other titles in the past year but even I would be lying to you if I said this collection of all new blowjobs did not merit a rating of Recommended or better, the emphasis on saliva covered cock sucking with passion and enthusiasm really driving the scenes home in most cases. In short then, Sloppy Head did show a lot of sloppy action by talented vixens without the penetration most porn is full of, some titty fucking and handjob action adding to the fun here in the point of view scenes where there were no losers, except the men losing loads of genetic juice to the faces and mouths of willing participants that enjoy swallowing and playing with population pudding.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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