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Ass Spread, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/2/09

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The title page (click pictures for the trailer)

The Ass Spread: Special 2 Disc Set

Evil Angel/B. Pumper Productions

Kirra Lynne

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Brian Pumper

Emma Heart!

Cast: Kirra Lynne, Brian Pumper, Emma Heart, Toni Sweets, Rosario Stone, Corina Jayden; Aaliyah and Rico Strong (in the bonus scene only)

Toni Sweets

Length: 211:57 minutes

Date of Production: 11/6/2008

Rosario Stone

Extras: The best extra for most of you will be the bonus scene from Chocolate Hood Pussy starring Aaliyah and Rico Strong. It lasted 30:54 minutes and had him drilling her senseless vaginally and orally, with some fine tease to appreciate as well. I liked the 34:57 minute long Behind the Scenes feature more since it was related to the movie itself but aside from some heated tease footage, there was a lot of editing that could have been done to the show this time. In all, the added interviews, nudity, and even deleted moments of sexual conduct made it a solid offering though so don't miss it. The cast list was helpful and some of you will enjoy the numerous trailers (25!) such as the one for Juicy Latin Coochie, cumshot recap, and a photogallery.

Corina Jayden

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The Ass Spread was presented in an 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color presentation as shot by director Brian Pumper for Evil Angel in this 480i resolution, MPEG-2 offering in standard definition. While not the crispest, clearest picture I have seen of late, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the release, the video bitrate hovering around the lower 3.1 Mbps range when I spot checked it but hardly indicative of absolute quality in itself as the basic tenants of lighting were followed, limiting grain and video noise substantially in most cases, still showing some rough edges worth looking at for the future but it looked better than I have been told Brian's stuff generally is credited for with the composition of the camera work enhancing the ladies in most cases. Yeah, the editing needed some polishing up and the shaky camera panned in and out too frequently but it was not "as bad as a home movie" no matter who claims that to be the case. The fleshtones were fairly accurate and with some touching up, I suspect some of Brian's peers at Evil will be asking him for technical help (or at least those he hires). The audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English had a 192 Kbps bitrate and a 48 kHz sampling rate but there was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited. The vocals were easy to hear but often hollow, the music tending to be truncated to a few spots in the scenes and favoring Brian's ambition as a rapper.

Body of Review: Brian Pumper has been directing porn for some time now, his best distributor being Evil Angel. Unlike his previous company, Brian now has the idea of catering to the fans by providing double disc sets that offer more fuck for the buck. His latest release making it to me last week was The Ass Spread: Special 2 Disc Set and my initial reaction to some of the scenes was that they all had some raw energy and the cast of ladies each had a well rounded rump worth spreading, though it was not his best work given the five scenes making up the gonzo release. The company website described it like this: "Brian Pumper isn't just one of porn's most flamboyant directors, he's also a thoroughly perverted, fetish-loving ass freak beyond compare, and with The Ass Spread he delivers five rousing peeks into his obsessed, anus-centric existence. Vaginal fucking and explicit butt-worship in spades are committed on five luscious young gals - white, black and brown! Chocolate-cheeked Toni Sweet, Latina lust-muppet Rosario Stone and all-American teen blonde Emma Heart are among those spreading their cheeks as wide as humanly possible for the Gapeman's wild, big-dick antics! The double-disc DVD package of The Ass Spread includes the entire widescreen movie, 35 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage and a bonus scene with Aaliyah and Rico Strong from Chocolate Hood Pussy, plus a multitude of Pumper trailers." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Kirra Lynne, the cutie seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first as the gap-toothed gal showed off her assets in the living room, her backdoor clearly worn from use as a fuck toy. While I would wrap my pecker before tapping that piece of ass, it was heart shaped when she bent over and used or not, there is something to be said about experience. The freckled gal spent considerable time spreading her ass cheeks apart in numerous positions, eventually drawing Brian Pumper in to lick it. He went for the pussy first and she tried to be active at riding but he did most of the work during the vaginal sex, getting better when she did some PTM and sat on top of him. They stopped so he could receive a proper blowjob but were back to screwing in little time, their sweaty frames bumping uglies until he unleashed a small load of genetic juice on her ass cheek without any anal.

Scene Two: Emma Heart, the blond hotty featured on the lower left hand side of the front cover, was up next and she was adorable as she followed the formulaic approach favored by director Brian Pumper. Her ass gaped before there was even any sex so I was sure that she would not let me down as Kirra had done, the garish kitchen setting accentuating her pink mesh top during the tease. As she moved through the house, it was clear that the tease was an important part of the show, her outfit change into a schoolgirl outfit elevating the dynamic for me more than a little bit. Her labia were thick and her gape inviting, the lack of underwear making it easy to see why so many folks have fallen for the gal. The third change of clothing included a green patterned two piece that she laid on the pool table with, Brian skipping the formalities in order to open her asshole with his well lubed cock. Emma groaned and it was clear her limits were being pushed, the passive nature of her ride limiting the heat given the relative lack of chemistry between them. Emma did a fair amount of ass to mouth (ATM) to clean him off before they continued screwing anally, her perfect pussy looking hot too. The scene ended before any use of said pussy came about, the wad of population pudding again landing on her ass cheeks.

Scene Three: Toni Sweets, the sole black woman in the flick, was up next as she followed the formula in her black lingerie by the staircase. She was seen on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, her figure earning her a place at the table as it were. Her outfit soon included a pink top that looked good on her but the extremely deliberate pacing by director-turned-performer Brian Pumper could have included a wider variety of tease shots, the ass spreading important but hardly inclusive of all she could do. After the outfit changes, Toni opted for the naked look to lay on the couch and suck off Brian. He throat fucked her with ease and she handled his cock as though experienced, Brian continually looking at her bulbous ass. They screwed vaginally and she was an active participant of the show, Brian still doing most of the work (as airplanes flew by in the aural background) but her fleshy posterior shaking sweetly before she did some taste testing. This dynamic continued throughout the scene as they would screw and she'd clean his cock with her mouth, Brian keeping his all important sneakers on as he tapped her charms repeatedly. With no anal, he jerked off to her ass cheek and the scene closed out.

Scene Four: Rosario Stone, the curvy Latina spotted in the middle of the group of three gals on the lower right hand corner on the cover, was up next and the formula was maintained as the curvy babe dropped her drawers and thong to reveal a slightly dirty but otherwise heart shaped ass for Brian Pumper. There was some mileage on her ass too but she beckoned him over as the tease finished up, the changes of clothing showing she looked best out back in the daylight. Brian went right to drilling her pussy here, fingering it and spitting on it as he prolonged his penetrative attack. Rosario was strangely passive this time and in most positions, she was only active during the oral she provided him, her final bout of boning better but a little on the late side. Brian licked her feet for the fetish crowd and Rosario begged him to shoot his white hot load of semen into her ass, the guy giving another ass cheek launch.

Scene Five: Corina Jayden, a beautiful brunette with a healthy ass, was up last on the second disc. She sat on a barstool and that helped accentuate her ass even more, her picture on the front cover seen on the upper left hand corner. I admit that going into this scene, I had a lot of reservations about the movie as a whole, the cast not living up to their potential and the formula so tightly followed that it started getting old quickly. Corina was outgoing and frisky though so I watched her offer herself up to Brian Pumper with an open mind, the guy eating her pussy before vaginally fucking her by the stairs. Corina made all the right noises and engaged him actively more often than not, her face very attractive in all of her positions. There was some PTM here but as much as I like her work, this one just did not seem to be one of her better flicks, perhaps due to a lack of chemistry or maybe due to the strict formula provided but as much as I'd like to tap into her too, the ass spreading also revealed what looked like warts on her asshole. The pop shot was the standard ass cheek pop too, falling into the "I should have known" category.

Summary: The Ass Spread by director Brian Pumper for Evil Angel will appeal most to those of you that want to see a lot of asses being spread and generic gonzo sex after that. The adherence to a formula greatly weakened the movie for me as did the lack of anal sex (thematically, it seemed appropriate for them to do anal) and the limited chemistry. The women could have been more active in their scenes too so I rated this one as a Rent It. In general, The Ass Spread: Special 2 Disc Set could have been much better given Brian's past works but at least there was a lot of footage for fans to enjoy, technical limitations and all.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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