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Farmer's Filty Lil Daughter 2 (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by The Horny Housewife » Review Date: 3/6/09

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Title: Farmers Filthy Lil' Daughter # 2 (Blu-Ray)
Studio: Hustler
Category: Teen
Director: Jerome Tanner
Starring: Harmony, Lexi Belle, Lexi Love, Tristan Kingsley, Seth Dickens, Otto Bauer, Kylee Reese, Crista Moore, Lee Stone
Release Date: Dec 24, 2008
Running time: 1:46
Condoms: None

ALL Sceenshots from SD version

Audio / Video:

Farmers Filthy Lil' Daughter # 2 (Blu-Ray) from Hustler was encoded in a  full screen 1080i - 16 X 9 format encoded using the AVC  codec @ around an average of 20 Mbps. The video here was noticeably better than that of the Standard definition video of the same title but as well it should be being that it is encoded with nearly 3 times the bit rate per second as that of the SD Version.  Skin tones and set colors came across very well but as I noted with my SD review I am not a big fan of the overall soft look to the video that I find with Hustler.

Audio for the title was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo using a 224 Kbps bitrate @ 48 kHz. Like the Standard Definition title the Audio was more than acceptable and sounded fine on my setup.

Scene #1:  Tristan Kingsley

Tristan opens up the Hustler flick on her knees sucking off Lee Stones fat cock. Both are wearing cowboy hats, boots and all around rustic wear which of course ties in the theme of the movie to the Farmer genre because as we all know only farmers wear that kind of stuff. Anyhow Tristan looks pretty good to be perfectly honest. Her thin frame is sexy and her bald pierced pussy is quite beautiful. After sucking off Lee for a while Tristan gets onto her back where she gets eaten out for a while before getting her pussy filled with cock in the missionary position. Eventually Tristan gets lifted up by Mr. Stone and he pounds her pussy while standing and the fucking looks decent. The two then return to missionary where they bone for a bit but quickly find their way in to the doggy position. Eventually Tristan gets her slit fucked in reverse cowgirl and in my opinion this was the best the scene had to offer in terms of generating any heat. To wrap the scene the couple move from reverse cowgirl back into missionary where Mr. Stone pumps Tristan's baby box until he unloads on her cunt.

Scene #2:  Crista Moore

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Crista Moore is up next and the girl wants to get into the pants of a guy she knows down at the school she works at. Steve Holmes is the lucky bastard who gets to fuck this fairly cute young blond. To make things even more interesting they have good ol steve decked out in shit kicking attire because its a little known tract that in Europe Mr. Holmes owns a farm. Sitting at his teachers desk Steve looks on as Crista dances around in front of him undressing. In no time at all good old Steve has his big fucking cock out and is stroking himself. After a bit Crista finds herself on her knees sucking and stroking on the guys big dick popping out the zipper in his pants. After getting his cock sucked the good teacher lays Crista on her back on his desk and begins to fuck her bald twat in the missionary position. Following missionary Crista turns around and gets onto her knees in  doggy as Steve continues to defile this young lady.  The fucking then goes back to missionary and for what ever reason Steve doesn't get nude... perhaps he is getting self conscious in his old age but we only get shots of his pecker sticking out the zipper in his pants. To wrap the scene up Crista rides cock in reverse cowgirl and does so until porn legend Steve Holmes unloads his nut on her face.

Scene #3:  Kylee Reese

Kylee always looks good and here is no exception. The girl is dressed up in a cute little yellow mini dress and cowboy hat. In no time at all the blond bimbo is on her knees sucking off Jimbo or Billy Bob or whatever the guys name happens to be.  The camera angles for the capture here were pretty shitty though with just horrible angles and close tight shots that didn't work for me. And sucking the guys cock Kylee gets undressed and although not the most fir girl out there I do find her body attractive. After getting undressed Kylee lays on her back spreads her legs and began to get her bald kitty eaten out and she does looks tasty and very wet. After getting munched on Kylee mounts the guy in the reverse cowgirl position and this is shaping up to be the best scene on the disc so far. After reverse cowgirl the couple do a bit of spooning with Kylee's pink love hole capturing much of my attention. Eventually the couple fuck in doggy for a bit but before long the sex has transitioned to Kylee bouncing up and down on the guys cock in the cowgirl position. The scene ends with Miss Reese getting her pussy fucked in missionary until she gets a pussy covered in cum.

Scene #4:  Lexi Belle & Lexi Love

Lexi Belle plays a hillbilly virgin looking for a guy to pop her cherry but instead she settles for Lexi Love to get the job done. I have to be perfectly honest here and state that Lexi Love is not one of my favorite performers and that's putting it lightly but I will give it to the girl she can portray country quite well. The two girls are laying in bed with Lexi love loosening up Miss Belles twat with an assortment of sex toys plucked right off a nightstand next to the bed. The toys are a bit interesting being that they are made to look like corn and cucumbers and all kinds of farm fresh produce. After Lexi Love finishes up playing with Lexi Belles pussy with the dildo's she puts on a strap on and fucks Belle from the backside. After fucking Lexi Belle from behind the two girls move into reverse cowgirl and Belle bounces up and down on the rubber cock until she proclaims to cum. Lexi Belle then decides to pleasure her partner and she corn and cucumber fucks Lexi Loves cornhole and its not one of the prettier things I have seen of late with Miss Loves hairy bush and hideous tat too distracting for my eyes. Lexi Love gets her ass torn apart with toys by Lexi Belle for a good while but the sex toys eventually find their way into Miss Loves cunt hole where a piss squirting surprise wraps things up.

Scene #5:  Harmony

Good ol boy Seth Dickens opens up the scene getting his ass whipped by a dominant Mistress Harmony. Harmony is a bad girl and demands Seth workshop her tits and ass to which he obliges. Seth sucks on both but right off the bat this scene is a snooze fest with neither really doing much of anything for me or each other in terms of looks or chemistry. On his Knees Seth Buries his face between Harmony's legs and all around the action looks so mechanical and lacking of true passion of any kind.  After reviving oral Harmony gets onto her knees and begins to suck and stroke on Seth's dick but  nothing at all is clicking for me here. Harmony ties to talk filthy and play this dominating role but it fails big time. After sucking Seth off Harmony bends over on a stool and gets fucked from behind with the fucking eventually transitioning to reverse cowgirl. The two move back into doggy where they get it on until Harmony gets on her knees to suck off Seth until the two wrap up by fucking in missionary and Seth cums on Harmony's pussy.


Included Extras for the  title "Farmers Filthy Lil' Daughter #2"  was an 18 minute behind the scenes featuring interviews and outtakes with the girls from the Disc and no joke they look better in the B.T.S than they did in the actual flick. Also Included was a Slideshow, 6 Hustler Trailers,  Tabs for Sex talk, hustler.com & finally Hustler Hollywood.  Honestly the only things worth checking out here is the trailers and the B.T.S.

Final Thoughts:

Farmers Filthy Daughter #2 (Blu-Ray) from Director  Jerome Tanner and Hustler Films was one of those titles that really never took flight. There were a few decent scenes coming from Crista Moore and  Kylee Reese but overall nothing that would excite the savvy porn viewer of today.Overall the title was average at best and in my book average doesn't really cut it. I think more than a few out there will enjoy at minimum what Kylee and Crista deliver but there is definitely nothing here that would justify needing an HD title / price to view. If you must check this title out rent the SD version and skip the Blu-Ray one.


Jen "The Horny Housewife"



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