Performers: Angelina Valentine, Ben English, Charles Dera, Derrick Pierce, Kelly Wells, Penny Flame, Savanna Samson, Sienna West, Tony DeSergio.
Non Sex Roles: Shylar Cobi, Jack Spade
Hospital Admin Shylar Cobi
Mad Doctor - Jack Spade
Vivid Teaser:Laughter is the Best Medicine.Good news....we were able to save your testicles. Bad news...they're under your pillow!!! And it goes straight downhill from there in this zany, sexy romp of hospital humor. The best and the worst of all the hilarious hi-jinks that happen in our nation's hospitals and Savanna Samson is the "head" nurse with the right prescription. Funny Bone is the comedy with cute nurses, hunky docs, and sex starved patients looking for a miracle cure. How does 4 anal scenes sound...we thought you'd feel better.
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The Movie: Comedy and sex normally aren't a good mixture in any kind of film but in Funny Bone the jokes are cutesy making one wonder what goes on in the mind of Chuck Lord/ Paul Thomas. Through out the movie the first few minutes of each scene is devoted to the slap stick comedy one would see in the b/w comedy skits we all grew up on. Jack Spade does a great job in playing one of the several zany doctor who exams the patients . Penny Flame 's scene with the beautiful Angelina Valentine makes for one hell of an intense G/g opener that keeps you watching and wanting to trade places with the toys they use on each other. Overall with the first few minutes breaking into pure silliness Funny Bone has something for everyone to enjoy!
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Audio/Video: Funny Bone directed by Chuck Lords for Vivid was filmed in High Definition and presented in Anamorphic wide screen format in 16:9 ratio. The sound portion was good presented in 5.1 Digital Dolby surround sound and there was no echoing or any kind of audio distortions. The colors were accurate, the flesh tones solid. The lighting at times was dark though corrected within the time span of the scene.
Very Naughty Nurse Savanna Samson & Doctor Tony De Sergio
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Behind the Scenes, Positions Room, Bonus Scenes, Slide Show, Previews, Int. Tel. Sex, Web Site Information.
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Lasting roughly about six minutes , it showcases the ladies especially Savanna having fun with Director Chuck Lord/Paul Thomas as well as Kelly and Sienna discussing cock size and orgasms.
Bonus Scene 1: Busting the BabySitterw/ Kayden Kross & Sienna West:
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We see Kayden at a house chatting on the phone and we see Charles come in. I don't know if he is playing the same person from last scene or not. Anyway she goes over and kisses on him and brings him over to suck his cock. He returns the favor by eating her out. The lady of the house then shows up as they rush to get inside. She is coming up the driveway and she tells him to hide and when she comes in she plays it off that she is just getting dressed. Sienna then asks her to stay and hang out. Again I'm not sure if Sienna is playing someone different. They go up to her room where they chat and she pays her. Sienna then puts her on the bed and starts kissing her. After some teasing and foreplay Sienna starts eating Kayden out. Kayden then does the same for Sienna. They even do a 69. As they do we see that Charles is hiding in her closet and he's watching the show. Sienna then hears her husband pull up and tells Kayden to distract him while she hides a bit. Guess Sienna is playing a different person because she was married to another guy in the first scene. She then goes into the closet. Nick then comes in looking for his wife and Kayden is there topless but she is covered up. She runs as he grabs at her and he chases. They end up in the bedroom and at same time Sienna finds Charles. They start fooling around in closet as Nick eats out Kayden. Kayden seems really into it as we see Sienna sucking off Charles. We see Sienna and Charles doing a 69 and some spooning.
Sienna opens the door from the closet as she gets it in doggie as Nick sees her and he grabs Kayden and they run outside. Sienna and Charles follow. Kayden and Nick end up in the pool. Sienna then starts sucking on Charles again as Kayden does same to Nick. Sienna then rides Charles in cowgirl. Kayden then gets some fun in doggie as Sienna switches to doggie as well. Kayden then goes to missionary and missionary anal. Sienna then switches to spoons. Missionary then follows for Sienna as what I assume is doggie anal in the pool with Kayden. I didn't see a penetration shot for that position so I don't know. We also see some titty fucking with Sienna before Nick blows his load on Kayden's back. Charles then blows on Sienna's breasts. Reviewed by Porn Princess
Things heat up very quickly for Savanna when Voodoo and Mick takes things into their own hands at the Laundromat. Pants down Savanna gets to work on Mick's cock while Voodoo does her doggie style. The guys switch off so Mick can tap it as well. Savanna then goes to her knees to suck them both off. Mick place Savanna on the counter doing her mish then hands her off to Voodoo who also nails her in mish position. Mick and Voodoo make a sandwich out of Savanna filling both her holes ending the scene with her getting a double facial.
Bonus Scene 3: Savanna Loves Sex w/ Savanna Samson & friends:
Savanna poses as a furniture sales person does so much more than just sell as she gets down to the nitty gritty doing her best to get what she loves best which is sex. Savanna checks out the good when it comes to Kelly Wells who is with her roommates looking to buy some new furniture for their place. As James is already deep into Bianca doggie style, Savanna and Kelly join them getting some g/g action going. Kelly and Savanna do some taste testing of Bianca's muff. Then there is a switch up were the ladies each take turns sucking James off and each gets pounded as well. James get more than he bargains when each of the ladies takes turn riding him RCG and CG. Kelly is the only on that does anal before James with the help of Savanna jerking his cock unloads on Kelly and Bianca's face.
Bonus Scene 4: Stood Up w/ Penny Flame & James Deen:
Penny Flame, the sexy little pothead that so many of us love to see naked, was up next at a Jewish wedding where James Deen, in this case playing Jerry Seinfeld who was the next guy to steal Bob's ideas (cough!), was up next outside as she applied her unique skills to seduce him. They went inside to consummate their relationship with him rubbing her clit as they kissed on the pool table. She encouraged him to rub harder as she began grinding her hips into his hand, their respective respiration rates elevating before he snacked on her lovely crack (much to her delight at that). She slobbed his knob hard and he ended up porning that pussy of hers, getting it red and puffy as a result of their mutual attraction to the fucking friction. The down side of the scene was that she remained relatively passive during the penetrative sex; perhaps emulating someone out of Bob's past as they moved about the room. It ended when James rubbed out a slight load to her crotch, proving to be the weakest scene of the show for me despite a strong beginning. Reviewed by Don Houston
Bonus Scene 5: Tease Me w/Stephani Morgan & Penny Flame & Sascha:
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Penny Flame, the silly 420 friendly gal with the appealing goofus act, and major cutie Stefani Morgan, were up next outside as they played with each other in lesbian style while pushing off Sascha. This was done as part of the central theme of teasing him, the gals slowly stripping their bikinis off but slapping his hand away as they explored each other in front of him. As far as lesbian action is concerned, I have long been a fan (even before Janine solidified my appreciation for such scenes) and these two came off like they were very receptive to each other, elevating the heat of the scene nicely as the droning music played in the background. I also liked how the ladies kept teasing him as they did each other, never forgetting their purpose before he was allowed to join in (thanks to their need for "dick"). They teasingly asked if they could suck his dick, taking turns as they blew him and gave him some titty fuck action (thanks to Penny). Stefani was the first to get some cock inside her cookie, Sascha required to wear a condom as he sweat up a storm on the location. Penny played assistant at first but soon was riding him too, the sun setting as the dirty talk freely flowed from Penny. That said, Penny finished him off with her tight pussy and Stefani took the facial to cumswap it with her partner in crime; the semen let loose on Penny's breast before the camera faded out. Yowza! Reviewed by Don Houston
Scene 1: Naughty Doctor w/ Angelina Valentine & Penny Flame:
Penny and Angelina heat up the medical ward with their own brand of medicine as they follow Doctor Penny's special prescription. In what makes from and eye opening scene these ladies pull no punches as they give the other more pleasure than they can handle. Penny and Angelina lick, finger and use toys on the other making viewers wanting to get into the action.
Scene 2:English Patient w/ Savanna Samson & Ben English:
After a few jokes from Savanna and the Doctor who tended to Ben's stomach problems, Savanna gets right to work sucking him off. Ben grabs Savanna on the green sofa in mish first then for some spooning and various other vaginal and anal positions with Savanna swallowing his load.
Scene 3:Organ Transplant w/ Savanna Samson & Tony DeSergio:
Next we have the staff touring the facility clowning around with the other staff as well as the patients. Savanna is wearing a candy stripers uniform then over to her hot pink nurse uniform that leaves very little to the imagination. Back in Tony's office Savanna is eagerly working on his hard on. Tony grabs Savanna in doggie first on the floor then they move over to the bed for some spooning and CG with some PTM action then over to RCG, Mish with Tony unloading outside of her.
Scene 4: Prison Nurse w/ Kelly Wells & Charles Dera:
Kelly Wells plays a prison Nurse who goes around delivering bad news to the inmates. Through the prison bars Kelly finds a new playmate in Charles Dera. Kelly soon is on her knees deep throating Charles gurgling noises and all! Kelly gets her ass slapped a few times through the bars as Charles attempts to do her doggie. He then grabs her pulling her to the cot for a vigorous pounding both vaginally and anally ending with Kelly getting a facial.
Scene 5:After Hours w/ Savanna Samson & Sienna West & Derrick Pierce:
After a long day at work Savanna and Sienna unwind with Derrick the best way they know how. The ladies make a meal of Derrick sharing the sucking duties between them. While one sucks him off the other has hr mouth in between the other legs eating her out or is riding Derrick's cock. The ladies switch up a few times before they end up in a 69 and the ladies getting facials.
Final Thoughts: Funny Bone has its moments were the jokes are corny but then again it's the corny jokes and silliness that makes one laugh enjoying the movie. Funny Bone in my book is a keeper especially for the Savanna Samson fans out there that enjoy watching her at her best and still looking great in and out of clothes!
What Worked: The comedic aspect worked very well in each scene. I thoroughly enjoyed the quick clips of the ladies making faces or flashing the camera. If you look at each scene notice how it's more of a scene within a scene giving you the hard core sex for you to enjoy.
What Didn't: The only turn offs that I had with Funny Bone was the annoying gagging sound coming from Kelly Wells while she was giving head to Charles Dera. It more of a mood killer than anything else. In addition, you had Charles Dera coming off more like Nick Manning with his foul mouth and his mannerism. I guess it just me when it comes to listening to the gurgling sounds while sucking a guy off that grosses me out totally.