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Funny Bone

Studio: Vivid » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 3/7/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Studio: Vivid

Director: Chuck Lords

BTS:  Hank Hoffman

Producer: Shylar Cobi

Release Date: 1/28/2009

Production Year:  10/27/2007

Category:  Feature

Genre: Straight, Comedy, Couples

Condoms: None


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Performers: Angelina Valentine, Ben English, Charles Dera, Derrick Pierce, Kelly Wells, Penny Flame, Savanna Samson, Sienna West, Tony DeSergio.

Non Sex Roles: Shylar Cobi, Jack Spade

Hospital Admin Shylar Cobi

Mad Doctor - Jack Spade

Vivid Teaser:Laughter is the Best Medicine.Good news....we were able to save your testicles. Bad news...they're under your pillow!!! And it goes straight downhill from there in this zany, sexy romp of hospital humor. The best and the worst of all the hilarious hi-jinks that happen in our nation's hospitals and Savanna Samson is the "head" nurse with the right prescription. Funny Bone is the comedy with cute nurses, hunky docs, and sex starved patients looking for a miracle cure. How does 4 anal scenes sound...we thought you'd feel better.

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The Movie: Comedy and   sex normally  aren't  a good  mixture in  any  kind of film but  in Funny Bone the  jokes are cutesy making one wonder what  goes on in the mind  of  Chuck Lord/ Paul Thomas.  Through out the   movie the  first  few minutes of  each  scene is  devoted to the  slap  stick  comedy one would  see in  the  b/w comedy  skits we  all grew up on. Jack Spade  does a  great  job in playing  one of  the several   zany  doctor who  exams  the patients . Penny Flame 's  scene with the  beautiful Angelina Valentine makes  for  one hell of  an  intense  G/g opener that  keeps you watching and  wanting to  trade  places with the   toys they  use on  each other. Overall with the  first  few minutes breaking  into  pure  silliness Funny Bone has  something   for  everyone  to  enjoy!

We Need  to Operate!

The DVD:

Audio/Video: Funny Bone directed by Chuck Lords for Vivid was filmed in High Definition and presented in Anamorphic wide screen format in 16:9  ratio. The sound portion was good presented in 5.1 Digital Dolby surround sound and there was no echoing or any kind of audio distortions. The colors were accurate, the flesh tones solid. The lighting at times was dark though corrected within the time span of the scene.

Very Naughty Nurse Savanna Samson &  Doctor  Tony De Sergio

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Behind the Scenes, Positions Room, Bonus Scenes, Slide Show, Previews, Int. Tel. Sex, Web Site Information.

The Extras:

Info-mmericals lasting about 7 minutes on ads from IPartyHard.Com and Sex Chat Lines.

The BTS:


Wait Ladies! I Think It's Broken!!

Lasting  roughly  about  six minutes , it   showcases the ladies especially Savanna having fun with Director Chuck Lord/Paul Thomas as  well as  Kelly and  Sienna   discussing   cock  size and orgasms.

Trailers: Bounce, Jenna Jameson is Crazy Hot, The Set Up, Being Jenna.

Bonus Scene 1: Busting the BabySitterw/ Kayden Kross & Sienna West:

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We see Kayden at a house chatting on the phone and we see Charles come in. I don't know if he is playing the same person from last scene or not. Anyway she goes over and kisses on him and brings him over to suck his cock. He returns the favor by eating her out. The lady of the house then shows up as they rush to get inside. She is coming up the driveway and she tells him to hide and when she comes in she plays it off that she is just getting dressed. Sienna then asks her to stay and hang out. Again I'm not sure if Sienna is playing someone different. They go up to her room where they chat and she pays her. Sienna then puts her on the bed and starts kissing her. After some teasing and foreplay Sienna starts eating Kayden out. Kayden then does the same for Sienna. They even do a 69. As they do we see that Charles is hiding in her closet and he's watching the show. Sienna then hears her husband pull up and tells Kayden to distract him while she hides a bit. Guess Sienna is playing a different person because she was married to another guy in the first scene. She then goes into the closet. Nick then comes in looking for his wife and Kayden is there topless but she is covered up. She runs as he grabs at her and he chases. They end up in the bedroom and at same time Sienna finds Charles. They start fooling around in closet as Nick eats out Kayden. Kayden seems really into it as we see Sienna sucking off Charles. We see Sienna and Charles doing a 69 and some spooning.

Sienna opens the door from the closet as she gets it in doggie as Nick sees her and he grabs Kayden and they run outside. Sienna and Charles follow. Kayden and Nick end up in the pool. Sienna then starts sucking on Charles again as Kayden does same to Nick. Sienna then rides Charles in cowgirl. Kayden then gets some fun in doggie as Sienna switches to doggie as well. Kayden then goes to missionary and missionary anal. Sienna then switches to spoons. Missionary then follows for Sienna as what I assume is doggie anal in the pool with Kayden. I didn't see a penetration shot for that position so I don't know. We also see some titty fucking with Sienna before Nick blows his load on Kayden's back. Charles then blows on Sienna's breasts.  Reviewed by Porn Princess

Bonus Scene 2: Gotcha! w/ Savanna Samson & Voodoo & Mick Blue:

Things heat up very quickly for Savanna when Voodoo and Mick takes things into their own hands at the  Laundromat. Pants  down Savanna  gets to  work on Mick's  cock  while  Voodoo  does her  doggie  style. The guys switch off so Mick can tap it as well. Savanna then goes to her knees to suck them both off. Mick place  Savanna on the   counter  doing her  mish then hands her off to Voodoo who also  nails her in  mish position. Mick and  Voodoo  make a  sandwich  out of  Savanna  filling  both her  holes ending the  scene with her getting a  double  facial.

Bonus Scene 3: Savanna Loves Sex w/ Savanna Samson & friends:


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 Savanna poses as a  furniture  sales person does so much more than  just  sell as  she  gets down to the  nitty  gritty doing her  best to get  what  she  loves  best  which is  sex. Savanna  checks out the good  when it  comes to  Kelly  Wells who is  with her  roommates looking to  buy  some  new  furniture for their place. As James is  already  deep into  Bianca  doggie  style, Savanna and  Kelly  join them getting  some  g/g action  going. Kelly and Savanna  do some taste  testing of  Bianca's  muff. Then there is a switch up  were the ladies each  take  turns  sucking  James off and  each  gets pounded as well. James  get more than  he  bargains when each of  the ladies  takes  turn   riding him RCG and CG. Kelly is the  only on that   does  anal  before  James  with the  help of  Savanna jerking his  cock unloads on  Kelly and  Bianca's  face.

Bonus Scene 4: Stood Up w/ Penny Flame & James Deen:


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Penny Flame, the sexy little pothead that so many of us love to see naked, was up next at a Jewish wedding where James Deen, in this case playing Jerry Seinfeld who was the next guy to steal Bob's ideas (cough!), was up next outside as she applied her unique skills to seduce him. They went inside to consummate their relationship with him rubbing her clit as they kissed on the pool table. She encouraged him to rub harder as she began grinding her hips into his hand, their respective respiration rates elevating before he snacked on her lovely crack (much to her delight at that). She slobbed his knob hard and he ended up porning that pussy of hers, getting it red and puffy as a result of their mutual attraction to the fucking friction. The down side of the scene was that she remained relatively passive during the penetrative sex; perhaps emulating someone out of Bob's past as they moved about the room. It ended when James rubbed out a slight load to her crotch, proving to be the weakest scene of the show for me despite a strong beginning. Reviewed  by Don Houston

Bonus Scene 5: Tease Me w/Stephani Morgan & Penny Flame & Sascha:


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Penny Flame, the silly 420 friendly gal with the appealing goofus act, and major cutie Stefani Morgan, were up next outside as they played with each other in lesbian style while pushing off Sascha. This was done as part of the central theme of teasing him, the gals slowly stripping their bikinis off but slapping his hand away as they explored each other in front of him. As far as lesbian action is concerned, I have long been a fan (even before Janine solidified my appreciation for such scenes) and these two came off like they were very receptive to each other, elevating the heat of the scene nicely as the droning music played in the background. I also liked how the ladies kept teasing him as they did each other, never forgetting their purpose before he was allowed to join in (thanks to their need for "dick"). They teasingly asked if they could suck his dick, taking turns as they blew him and gave him some titty fuck action (thanks to Penny). Stefani was the first to get some cock inside her cookie, Sascha required to wear a condom as he sweat up a storm on the location. Penny played assistant at first but soon was riding him too, the sun setting as the dirty talk freely flowed from Penny. That said, Penny finished him off with her tight pussy and Stefani took the facial to cumswap it with her partner in crime; the semen let loose on Penny's breast before the camera faded out. Yowza! Reviewed by Don Houston

Scene 1: Naughty Doctor w/ Angelina Valentine & Penny Flame:

Penny and  Angelina  heat up the  medical  ward with their  own  brand  of  medicine as  they  follow  Doctor  Penny's special prescription. In  what makes  from  and eye  opening  scene  these ladies pull no  punches as  they give  the other more pleasure than  they  can handle. Penny and Angelina lick, finger and use toys on the other making viewers wanting to get into the action.

Scene 2:English Patient w/ Savanna Samson & Ben English:

After a few jokes from Savanna and the Doctor who tended to Ben's stomach problems, Savanna gets   right to work sucking him off. Ben  grabs  Savanna on the  green  sofa in mish  first then for  some  spooning and  various  other vaginal and   anal positions with Savanna  swallowing his  load.

Scene 3:Organ Transplant w/ Savanna Samson & Tony DeSergio:

Next we have the staff touring the facility clowning around with the other staff as  well as the patients. Savanna is  wearing   a  candy  stripers uniform then over to  her  hot pink  nurse  uniform that   leaves  very little to the  imagination.  Back in Tony's office Savanna is eagerly   working on his hard on. Tony grabs Savanna in doggie  first on the  floor then  they  move over to the  bed  for  some   spooning and  CG with some  PTM  action then over to  RCG, Mish with Tony  unloading outside of her.

Scene 4: Prison Nurse w/ Kelly Wells & Charles Dera:

Kelly Wells plays a prison Nurse who goes around delivering bad news to the inmates. Through the prison bars Kelly finds a new playmate in Charles Dera. Kelly soon is on her knees deep throating Charles gurgling noises and all! Kelly gets her ass slapped a few times through the bars as Charles attempts to do her doggie. He then grabs her pulling her to the cot for a vigorous pounding both   vaginally and anally ending with Kelly getting a facial.

Scene 5:After Hours w/ Savanna Samson & Sienna West & Derrick Pierce:

After a long day at work Savanna and Sienna unwind with Derrick the best way they know how. The ladies make a meal of Derrick sharing   the   sucking duties between them.  While one  sucks him off the  other  has hr  mouth  in between the other  legs eating her out or is  riding Derrick's  cock. The  ladies  switch up a few  times before they  end up in a  69 and the  ladies  getting  facials.

Final Thoughts: Funny Bone has its moments were the jokes are  corny  but then again it's the  corny jokes and   silliness that  makes  one  laugh  enjoying  the  movie. Funny Bone in  my book is  a  keeper  especially  for  the Savanna  Samson  fans out there that   enjoy  watching    her  at her  best and   still looking great in and out of  clothes!

What Worked: The comedic aspect worked very well in each scene. I  thoroughly  enjoyed the  quick  clips of the  ladies making  faces  or  flashing the  camera. If you look at each scene notice how it's more of a scene within a scene giving you the hard core sex for you to enjoy.

What Didn't: The only turn offs that I had with Funny Bone was the  annoying  gagging  sound coming  from  Kelly Wells while  she  was  giving head to Charles Dera. It more of a mood killer than anything else. In addition, you had Charles Dera coming off more like Nick Manning with his foul mouth and his mannerism. I  guess it  just me  when it  comes to listening to the  gurgling  sounds  while  sucking a  guy off that  grosses me out  totally.


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