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Massive Boobs

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/12/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Massive Boobs

Elegant Angel

Shyla Stylez

Genre: Boobs!

Director: Mason/Sam No

Angelina Valentine

Cast: Shyla Stylez, Mick Blue, Angelina Valentine, Abbey Brooks, Toni Ribas, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Jayden James, Anthony Rosano

Length: 137:00 minutes

Abbey Brooks

Date of Production: 11/23/2008

Extras: The best extra was the 14:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed a lot of enthusiasm and energy on the sets of the movie. Mason was clearly in charge and the cast was having a lot of fun, largely shot (if not exclusively) post scene. There were also some trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot recap, and some spam for those that care.

Codi Carmichael

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Massive Boobs was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Mason/Sam No for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, but her skill levels have definitely been improving with the camera too, showing she pays attention to those that care. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the mid 4.4 Mbps video bitrate; modest enough for a SD flick but better than many on the market these days) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too. There were a number of musical interludes for the tease sessions that were credited at the end, while not as amusing as Nutsack's, well worth listening to.

Jayden James

Body of Review: Elegant Angel currently has the best track record among gonzo companies within their market niche. Other companies try to be all things to all people and some focus their efforts on features but Elegant sticks to their modest notion about showcasing the best women getting off in their scenes; conveying an infectious attitude regarding having fun and providing stroke material worthy of anyone. One of their best directors is Mason/Sam No, the little lady able to bring out the best in her performers, her latest title called Massive Boobs. As expected, the theme of the show was to showcase women with large breasts (real or implants), each of them a fitting selection as far as I was concerned. Knowing Mason's past work, I figured there would be a lot of tease, sexy clothing, and willing sexual friskiness proving each of the five ladies was suited for the task at hand. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Shyla Stylez, a busty blond featured by the company during the 2009 AEE (albeit with a few glitches), was up first as she teased on a bed in black lingerie to thumping music. Shyla is one of the best sex kitten teases in the industry these days, welcome in my home/bed/pants anytime she likes as a result. The camera kept it a bit too close at times but Mason was wise enough to zoom out too, providing a look at the ample assets she possessed before she was hooked up with studly Mick Blue. He came in and automatically started sucking her tits and fingering her, tossing off his clothing as he sought to taste her more thoroughly. Shyla inhaled his cock as a result, then titty fucking him when some oil was added to her great cleavage. Shyla was a very active rider too, the vaginal leading to anal where she barely slowed down at all as she yelled out in pleasure. The scene finally ended when he jerked off to her breasts, Shyla rubbing his genetic juice into her skin before licking some up and allowing Mick to masturbate her to yet another orgasm. Whew!

Scene Two: Angelina Valentine, a lean brunette with a slightly exotic look and big DSLs, was up next as she proudly displayed her "twins" for the camera. The confidence increasing tits were the topic of discussion during the interview portion of the tease session, moving to the couch where Mick Blue was waiting to test her confidence. They pawed each other and she rubbed her chests over his clothed cock, giving the director a great shot of Angelina's ass. Mick continued working her as he did Shyla in the previous scene too, titty play leading to a blowjob and titty fuck which led to some powerful vaginal fucking. She was loud about it and kept looking into his eyes, doing taste testing between positions as well as some choking and vibrator use. While she wasn't as active as Shyla (who is?), Angelina acquitted herself nicely in certain positions and displayed as much chemistry with Mick to make it a good scene too. Mick went down on her and gave her some fond memories before he launched his population pudding at her tits, the scene fading out as she rubbed the juice into her skin. Nice!

Scene Three: Abbey Brooks, a very attractive blond that was formerly known as a BBW, was up next displaying how much weight she has lost since her debut. She looked good in the sun shaking her goodies around, the white crop top and pink bikini bottoms looking better when wet. The vocal-less tease led to her showing up in the living room with Toni Ribas, the couple pawing each other as they kissed, giving as much a tease show as Abbey had alone. She was dripping wet as he jilled her too, Abbey dropping to her knees to slob his knob aggressively. While it wasn't very big, she polished it orally as though she were impressed with his size, the oral leading to a titty fuck and some heated bumping of uglies. Abbey still had a fleshy body (thankfully!) and I wished they did more oral on each other as well as more titty fucking, but the resulting load of spew was plentiful and came out sooner than expected, almost as if unscripted.

Scene Four: Codi Carmichael, sporting her 6 month old implants, was up next outside in the sun as the director interviewed her during some limited tease. I wanted more but she seemed to be intent on working with James Deen inside the living room on the black couch, his hands all over her as they kissed. While I am not one that thinks his skills are very good, his youth appeal worked for her and she seemed to appreciate his touch. He fucked and choked her before the blowjob, the titty fuck given almost as an afterthought before he went back to pounding her pussy. She was not the most skilled performer of the day either so the scene came across like a real couple at times, clumsy and kind of warm in fact, the ending titty fuck milking his wad of semen from his balls and James rubbing her clitoris for one last orgasm (real or pornified).

Scene Five: Jayden James, the hotty brunette featured on the front cover, was up next as she teased in a shiny red bikini outside, the music taking a slow approach to her charms as she gyrated and felt herself up. The slow motion was likely to hide her lack of dance skills but I found it strokable to watch all the same, her tits well worth the lead position in the movie. I also liked her pretty eyes and wished for more tease, moper Anthony Rosano her partner that day. While Tony is not even a second tier male talent in my opinion, I give him credit for showing a lot more enthusiasm than usual as he went down on her, savoring her pussy and other body parts before she blew him and gave some titty fucking love. The pounding vaginal sex was also a step up from his usual demeanor, elevated by the manner in which she pushed back to meet his thrusts. Jayden did some taste testing and more titty fucking too, the ending ejaculate landing in her mouth instead of the tits though she spat it out to land there for some playing around. Sweet!

Summary: Massive Boobs by director Mason/Sam No for Elegant Angel was another of her enjoyable fuck flicks meriting a rating of Highly Recommended from me. The casting was above average, the levels of fuck for the buck superior, and the technical values did not hold it back as some weaker efforts in the past. The strokability and replay value were the clinchers though, the chemistry between the director and her performers perhaps elevating the dynamic enough in most cases to enhance the ending results. In short, Massive Boobs had some great fucking and while not all the ladies were as ultraplus as Shyla Stylez, Jayden James, or Angelina Valentine, none of the scenes were filler and fans of titty play should grab a copy if they haven't yet.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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