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Jacqueline Lorians Collection

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/20/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:


French born actress Jacqueline Lorians made quite a name for herself during her heyday in the adult film scene of 1980s. This lithe, tall, 5'10 37D-26-35 strawberry blonde was quite a looker and a top notch performer to boot. Think of her as a French Annette Haven and you're on the right track, she had that kind of elegance and screen presence. While Ms. Lorians retired in 1989, she managed to leave quite an impression on fans, winning and AVN Award for her work on Beauty And The Beast and appearing in such classics as Babylon Blue, Pink, The Devil In Miss Jones II among many others.

Video-X-Pix has compiled some of Jacqueline's finest scenes from their archives and put together a very nice collection of seven of her sexiest scenes. Here's a look:

Scene One - Jacqueline lies in bed naked, and masturbates. This is a period film, set in Shakespearian times and the performers speak to each other in that era's dialogue. A man walks into the room and they make out. She gives him head and he rolls her over and fucks her missionary style before getting her on her side and fucking her from that angle. She rides him reverse cowgirl and then he pulls out and fucks her tits until he spunks.

Scene Two - Jacqueline is in front of Buckingham Palace. She approaches one of the guards (Joey Silvera), he is forbidden to speak, and she takes his cock out and gives him head. They move into the guard box and make out while stock footage of the other guards performing their duties outside reminds us where we are supposed to be. She bends over in front of him and he fucks her from behind and then he lies back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style and rubs her clit. He puts it between her tits to finish her off with a pearl necklace.

Scene Three - This black and white private detective parody let's Jacqueline tease the detective by standing on his desk and showing off her body. He sticks his head up her skirt and licks her pussy and then we cut to a couch where she uses a vibrator on herself as he watches. She gives him head and then rides him cowgirl style. He gets her on all fours and fucks her doggy style and then pulls out and shoots his load onto her ass cheeks.

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Scene Four - Jacqueline walks into a room with Joey Silvera and Joanna Storm. They hoist her up using an invention of Joey's where she's lifted up with some ropes and pillows. She starts sucking his cock and rubbing her pussy at the same time. Joey moves behind her and fucks her pussy from that angle, grabbing her tits and making her suck his fingers. He blows his load inside her and she lets it drip out.

Scene Five - Jacqueline and Joanna Storm explore and art museum together. They find an empty exhibit space and take their clothes off. Jacqueline eats Joanna's pussy and uses her fingers on her, slurping away at her from a few different angles. Jacqueline heads off after a guy who was watching them, leaving Joanna to finger herself. A second guy walks in and Joanna sucks his cock while Jacqueline heads back to her man's apartment to make out. He sucks her tits and eats her out and then she goes down on him. Joanna gets fucked missionary style and takes a cum shot on her stomach, while Jacqueline lies on the bed with her ankles to her ears before getting fucked doggy style and then cowgirl style. He gets her on all fours and he comes on her back.

Scene Six - Jacqueline looks fine in some white lingerie as she pushes her man to the bed and kisses her way from his mouth to his cock. He eats her out and then she sucks his cock before rolling onto her side and letting him into her. He holds her up and fucks her and then lays her on the bed and does her missionary style. He pulls out and strokes off onto her stomach, after which Ron Jeremy shows up, puts a gun to his head, and calls him a Yankee schmuck. I hate when that happens.

Scene Seven - Jacqueline kisses her man who starts to get a little rough with her. He rips her clothes off and throws her to the bed to manhandle her and spank her ass. He kisses her ass and then licks his way from her ankles to her pussy so that he can go down on her. She sucks his cock and then rides him cowgirl style before rolling over and letting him fuck her missionary style while she fingers herself. He comes inside her to finish the scene and the feature.

If you don't mind clip compilations, you'll definitely enjoy this one, particularly if you have a pre-existing affinity for Ms. Lorians. She's a stunningly beautiful woman and a true sexual dynamo on screen. The camera loves her each of the seven clips in this hot collection shows off her physique and her technique quite nicely.



This fullframe transfer looks surprisingly sharp and colorful and the picture quality looks surprisingly good even if it does fluctuate a bit depending on what scene we're watching. While there are fluctuations in the source material, the good out weighs the bad. There are some specks here and there as well as a moderate amount of grain but this looks to be a film sourced transfer and not a VHS or tape source. The unfortunate decision to add a 'Video X Pix' bug in the bottom right hand corner of the image during a few key scenes is also a strike against the disc, as it is a little annoying when it continues to pop up, but other than that, the black levels stay strong, the skin tones look natural, and while there are a few scenes that look a bit on the soft side, overall this is a nice picture.


The Dolby Digital Mono soundtrack is a little muffled and not of the best quality, but again, it's taken from an older source so the limitations of the era's technology are going to be there when that's the case. Dialogue is pretty easy to understand, however, and the background music comes through reasonably clear. There aren't a lot of sound effects used in the film, mostly just some random moaning and groaning during the action scenes and these are handled just fine, as are the talkier bits of the movie.


The extras start off with trailers for Female Athletes, Tigresses... And Other Man Eaters (look out for some uncut fisting in this one). There's also a slideshow that features various images of golden age performers that has nothing to do with the movie as well as some animated menus and a scene selection option. But wait... that's not all. Also included is the Box Ball Mini Movie (10:18), an old stag movie that starts with some female narration that shows her and her boyfriend as they prepare to try a new way of fucking. She plays with his balls and starts to twist them... and then she keeps twisting them... and keeps twisting them... ow. Eventually she crams his balls into her snatch and fucks them, riding him cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl. Soon he fucks her missionary style with his shaft and with his screwed up balls at the same time, pulling out and blowing onto her stomach to end the scene. Neither performer is credited and neither is very attractive but this is worth watching just for the whole 'what the fuck' factor.

Final Thoughts:

If you're a fan of Jacqueline Lorians you'll be pleased with this nice selection of highlights, and if you're not a fan, well, you should be - she's smoking hot and a joy to watch. Recommended.

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