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Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/20/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks: Special Set

Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.

Genre: Compilation

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Lorelei Lee, Sara Jane, Brandon Iron, Jake Malone, Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Manuel Ferrara, Jaelyn Fox, TJ Cummings, Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Heather/Paris Gables, Bobbi Starr, Annie Cruz (last three in bonus scenes only)

Length: 205:20 minutes

Date of Production: 12/18/2008

Extras: The best extras would be the unrelated scenes (two of them) from Crimes of the Cunt that I've described below in detail. Suffice it to say, fans of Jake's works will probably have already seen these (but they were good watching). There was a 12:29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature culled from the various releases too, pop shot compilations from the included scenes, a cast list, three trailers, a photogallery, and filmographies for some of the ladies.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over a few of his recent releases by using nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel, even stable in the portions where the lighting was decent. The bitrate it was offered in was hovering around the 5.1 Mbps range so it wasn't the worst looking title of the day but still pretty decently made overall. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The editing was minimal but jumpy at times and the darker themes of the flick were on the grainy side but I did not see many compression artifacts or edge enhancement so those of you with larger television sets may appreciate the picture more than usual. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English in 192 Kbps using a 48 kHz sampling rate and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone is a rare breed of director these days, a man that is willing to push the limits of his performers for the enjoyment of that special niche of guys out there that like extreme queens in action. While some of his material comes across like he hates women and wants to abuse them against their will, I have been told often enough by the ladies working for him that he is one of the nicest guys in porn, catering to the fantasies held by a significant portion of the populace. His work for Evil Angel being straightforward and admittedly twisted, Jake has now decided to release a compilation of some of his best works, a double disc set called Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks: Special Set, largely made up of scenes from the "Fuck Slaves" series (with the bonus scenes from Crimes of the Cunt). If you like truly hardcore domestic porn with an edge, you will like these scenes a lot. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

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Scene One: Fuck Slaves 2: Lorelei Lee, an extreme queen if ever one existed in porn, and Sara Jane Ceylon (the gal on the left hand side of the cover), were up last as they began using nipple clamps on one another with Jake acting as a director and assistant this time. He promised they'd be having a contest to see who could do the most with him only getting the least amount of head from them before Brandon Iron took over. The gals did some tease and minor lesbian action before the glass toys stretched their holes; the taste testing and fetish ware elevating the dynamic more than a little bit. Both men got more head and the sloppy nature of the streamers floating everywhere. The penetrative sex included all three holes on both gals, the roughness of the scene nothing like the first two scenes Brandon partook in previously; making it a lot more worthy of consideration for your stroking dollars. Lorelei was the most active rider of the show but then the darker side took over and a hangman's noose came into play on Sara. That caused me to lose my erection as it looked too real and even though it was short, the rest of the antics (anal, oral, rimming, etc.) didn't make up for it. The outdoor milk enemas have never struck me as erotic, sexy, or even interesting so the gals coming off like they were getting a check ended the scene on a down note for me. The mouth pop was cumswapped to end the movie, the credits including Lee Bang, Tone Capone, and Lefty Larue; all three black men not having a role in the sexual portions of the movie here.

Scene Two: Fuck Slaves 1: Sasha Grey (featured on the top of the front cover with the collar on), a cute little brunette used as a chair by partner Sandra Romain on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she masturbated in fetish attire on a small bed. Sandra and Manuel Ferrara were initially going at one another on the living room couch as Sasha drove naked down the freeway to be with them. Sandra met her outside as they reaffirmed their roles (dominant Sandra and submissive Sasha), with Manuel using the girl as a sex toy too as he spanked her hard and used her as an ottoman. Sandra blew him first but Sasha joined in as Sandra switched gears to anally pillage her with a toy, Manuel choking his charge as she begged for more. By this point in time, I knew why Jake left his last employer to more to Evil Angel; he was ramped up and ready to expand his form of abuse porn to a level needed to turn his jaded old eyes on again. Sandra's dark tan contrasted nicely with Sasha's milky white skin, Manuel pounding the girl in the ass as Sandra watched with a delighted look on her face. Sandra sucked the cock out of Sasha's ass and the scene moved to the perfect sunlight outside by the pool as Sasha buried her tongue deep inside Sandra's ass. The result was then a milk enema for Sandra to be shat onto Sasha's face, not exactly a turn on for me but I recognize that some of you will revel in the nasty factor pushed to another level. They eventually went back inside but the emphasis on anal was continued and both gals seemed to suit their respective roles rather well. Sandra was more sexually skilled but I'd be lying if I said that Sasha didn't add to the freshness factor (although she lost some of that while rimming his ass). It ended with a facial that was licked off the floor by Sasha, a powerful testament to depravity overall by Jake.

Scene Three: Fuck Slaves 3: Jaelyn Fox, the cute blond wearing a mask on the right side of the front cover, was up first as she was put through her paces by TJ Cummings and perverted old Jake Malone. She was wearing a fetish outfit and reminded me a lot of a young Teagan Presley, telling Jake what she did not want to do so he could have TJ do it anyway. He abused her and she cried a lot, the gal's limits pushed a LOT more than usual as he smacked her perfect pucker, slapped her face, and otherwise mistreated her. As mean as this seemed, Jaelyn embraced her inner whore and did everything they asked, gagging on TJ's cock as well as begging for more. Jake provided a running commentary as though a sports announcer for the action, his occasional compliments working her up to want more. She licked the floor clean and TJ took her vaginally from behind, Jaelyn then actively riding the cock rapidly when he laid out on the floor. She fought to savor Jake's cock in POV, her no hands blowjob no good enough to save her from the nipple slapping TJ gave her afterwards. She was flogged and verbally abused and as dirty as it made me feel, the closer I watched, the more I felt she was into it a lot more than some critics claim in typically the case. Spitting, clamps, and salad tossing were all in her future here, the men double teaming her wildly as she went crazy on the cock. Jake tormented her some more and TJ whipped her ass as she rapidly climbed the staircase, more oral and salad tossing taking place than she should have been forced to do. TJ choked her out to a head rush, the gal changing her attitude from the screaming in pain to crying out in ecstasy. She licked their feet and wore a strap on toilet brush to clean the bowl, getting fucked as she did while Jake called her "princess" in a mocking tone. The scene then abruptly cut to the expansive pool deck where the milk enema tricks began, shitting it out on Jake's cock until they went back inside for her to lick the floor clean of their population pudding. Yikes!

Scene Four: Fuck Slaves 1: Adrianna Nicole, the curvy blonde seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover was up last with Manuel Ferrara and Jake Malone. Jake noticed she was wearing nipple clamps with bells attached, signaling her desire to play rough; a signal he relished more than a little. She dropped to her knees to suck him off and rim him, doing a fine job of cocksucking before she was set atop the large anal plug on the kitchen table wearing a blindfold and collar. Manuel joined them and Jake gave her to him to do with as he wanted. Manuel put her through her paces before she started jerking him off and sucking his cock, with him spanking her and fingering her ass as he told her what he was going to do with her ass. That led, of course, to him plugging her ass with his cock, working it slowly at first before increasing the tempo of the action. She never really stopped up to actively ride him, forcing him to do all the work, but she yelled out between her tears to tell how much she wanted it. She licked his feet clean and eventually took his load of genetic juice to her mouth for swallowing, thanking him as the scene closed out.

Scene Five: Fuck Slaves 1: Annette Schwartz, the gal in the porn cop outfit on the lower middle cover, had some camel toe action going on in her jumpsuit as she dominated Jake Malone, John Strong, Brandon Iron, and Benjamin Bratt; starting with Jake. Her form fitting outfit hugged her curves but she took it off to sit on his face after some tease footage. She then sat on a large anal plug that looked like the kind Kurt Lockwood probably uses in his personal life as Brandon, Ben, and John, came into the picture. They decided that they'd be in charge and circled her for some hummers, the gal caught off guard as she slobbed their knobs submissively now that the tables were turned. She rimmed them and provided more of a focal point for them to abuse, led into the bedroom as she took all they had to offer her pussy and ass. They repeatedly slapped, spanked, and abused her but in defense of Jake; she ordered them to do so (topping from the bottom). It got even messier when she started using a toy anally but they went to the bathroom for more of the toilet work that Jake seems to have become attuned to these days. There was more milk enema action, anal, and other circus act sex, eventually leading to her swallowing lots of semen (and being tossed into the pool before thanking Jake for what she claimed was her hardest scene ever).

Bonus Scene: Crimes of the Cunt: Heather Gables, a cute blond wearing a school girl outfit, was up last with Brandon Iron and Jake Malone; initially part of Jake's "Most Dangerous Game" scenario. He bound her hands behind her back, put a ball gag in her mouth, and chased her down a deserted roadway with his handgun. He made her a deal but still required she suck him off and play subordinate to his needs; Brandon taking over as the extremely nervous Heather catered to his needs next. I know it was all play acting but it was a little too real to me so the dynamic turned off my libido and while the scene might work best for those who like abuse porn; there were no mitigating factors showing she enjoyed the sex so I simply found it tedious. They fucked outside and went back to the house to continue the vaginal and anal assault, the semen swallowed after both men got off into her mouth. This was not my thing though I am sure some of you will find it as appealing as anything Max Hardcore does.

Bonus Scene: Crimes of the Cunt: Bobbi Starr, a curvy cutie rising upwards through the ranks of the porn world, squirting Annie Cruz wearing a wrestler's mask, and studly Manuel Ferrara, were up first in the opening scene of the movie. While Bobbi masturbated in a darkened room to a kinky show on television, Annie walked in to dominate her. The duo took on their natural roles as Annie put her new slave through the paces, her hairy bush lowered onto Bobbi's hungry mouth. Annie gave her the water work show and rode a toy on her face, the dynamic striking me as somewhat forced since they had no chemistry together. The pair put a lot of energy into their performance though so many of Jake's fans will be happy but each has done better in the past, a lot better. Manuel came in to gag Bobbi with his cock, the gal going balls deep as she slobbed his knob in search of population pudding. Annie took a turn too and as silly as her mask looked to me, she seemed happy to continue with it on. Manuel boned Bobbi's ass to the point where they were covered in sweat but Annie stayed back to do little but try and rub out more urine; coating both of her friends before licking it off them. Manuel swapped out partners at this point and banged Annie with more of the fluid coming forth, her ass getting a work out and the hairy bush covered in her juices; all three of the partners continuing with taste testing and screwing. It wasn't a bad scene but it did little for me, even when he jerked off his load to their faces and they cumswapped them before wasting half of it all over their respective chests; Bobbi drinking the rest easily.

Summary: Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel was worthy of being Recommended though I still favor the original releases themselves for the kind of perverted fuck for the buck they offered up. There was nothing new here so fans of Jake will likely not have any reason to double dip but I outlined where it all came from to inform those that might not have had as extensive an experience with his movies to date. In short, Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks: Special Set provided plenty of nasty sex with an emphasis on anal, oral, and circus act sex tricks that would astound some truckers I know, all with the kind of style that Jake has developed over the years. It won't be for everyone and might be best served in modest doses, but Jake is definitely an original worth keeping an eye on if you like hardcore smut.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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