2008, 2:16 plus extras
Directed by Tom Byron
With: Shane Ryder, Carolyn Reese, Dakoda Brookes, Tori Black, Savannah Stern; Tom Byron
Tom Byron proves once again that he is one of the luckiest men on Earth, with a collection of five new scenes featuring him and hot chicks half his age. "This is 'The King of Coochie,' " he explains to us at the start, "which is just another excuse to fuck pretty girls in the vagina." Poetry indeed, Lord Byron.
Big-dicked Tommy introduces each segment with some casual comments about the girl we're about to see, such as "I like fucking" Carolyn Reese, or Tori Black is one of those girls "too pretty to do porn." Each scene then begins with the girl posing in a bikini or other skimpy outfit, perhaps masturbating by the pool or inside on a bed or sofa, all while music plays on the soundtrack. Then the music stops and we cut to Byron in the room chatting with the girl (he's meeting one or two of them for the first time); they feel each other up, then get down to lots of oral sex and straight humping, culminating with pop shots on the face.
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All pretty standard, but the women are exceptional and energetic and seem to truly love the sex. While sucking cock, the fit, 29-year-old blonde Reese and 19-year-old petite cutie Brookes go the extra mile by giving Byron one of the things he loves unabashedly: a rim job. Most of the blowjob sessions are shot P.O.V. style, with Black and Brookes keeping their eyes on the camera with perhaps a bit too much self-consciousness. The spectacular 23-year-old Native American Savannah Stern (great legs and tits, plus a resemblance to a young Lorraine Bracco) does a hot squatting cock-sucking as a prelude to her fine fucking.
In addition to its lengthy main program, Byron has packed "The King of Coochie" with a considerable amount of extras, chiefly interviews with each of the girls (conducted by cameraman Craig Daze). We learn that Shane Ryder, 23, appeared on Tyra Banks' model show but "got bored with implied nudity"; Carolyn Reese started in the industry doing hair and makeup, but "always wanted to do something with some sort of nudity"; tall brown-eyed beauty Tori Black, 20, admits to loving museums and to losing her virginity at 13; Savannah Stern conducts her interview naked and sitting on a table with legs spread.
There are also trailers for four other Byron DVDs ("Seasoned Players 7," "P.O.V. Cocksuckers 7," "Lord of Asses 13" and "House of Ass 10"); a photo gallery; and "More Fun," which is a long string of explicit ads for phone and internet sex. (It's good that you have the choice of watching these ads, rather than having them foisted on you automatically when you insert the disc, as so often is the case.)
The main menu is still-frame, but the scene selection submenu is full-motion and makes finding your favorite girl easy. Within each scene there are four or five chapter stops. The standard-definition video is presented on 16:9 widescreen, and the disc's sound is uniformly adequate.
THE LAST WORD
Hot, sex-loving girls and the affable stud Tom Byron make "The King of Coochie" stand out from many other discs that provide more extreme activity. The five women provide something for every taste, from tall and slender, to cute and petite, to buxom and powerful. Nothing kinky goes on (unless you count the girls' manhole work), but there's lots to watch and it's all good and stands up to repeat viewing.