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Service Animals All-Stars

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by The Horny Housewife » Review Date: 3/23/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Title: Service Animals All Stars
Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Compilation
Director: Joey Silvera
Starring: Kaylynn, Belladonna, Ashley Blue, Taylor Rain, Scarlet, Bisexual Britni, Lindzey, Julie Ryan, Manuel Ferrara, Joey Silvera, Billy Glide, Sledge Hammer, Brandon Iron, Felix Vicious
Release Date: Jul 19, 2008
Running time: 3:08
Condoms: None

Scene #1: Julie Ryan

Julie is a cute young blond a year removed from high school and we are introduced to this fine young thing as she gets naughty with herself in a kitchen. Julie shows off her nice looking pussy and ass for us but quickly finds herself with the company of a Mr. Brandon Irons. The girl gives Brandon some oral and to me the girl looks stunning with a cock in her mouth and her sexy eyes looking into the camera. Although Julie can't take down Brandon's cock I give her brownie points for the attempt and she is quite the looker so it's all good. After sucking disk the two head off to a sofa where Brandon pokes Julies bald pussy with his fat cock first in cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl. The further on the scene goes the more I find myself really digging this girl and her looks and she is definitely a strong open to the flick. The pair move from the cowgirl positions into doggy and finally standing doggy before the blond bimbo gets a facial blast from Mr. Irons to wrap the scene.

Scene #2: Kaylynn & Lindzey

Kaylynn has brought over her blond big breasted friend over too see if she has what it take to do some hardcore fucking on film. The scene intros with Kaylnn pealing off Lindzey's clothing  and showing us her friends thick but fairly sexy body.  The girls eventually share some kisses and each of the girls has some nice sex appeal to capture viewers attention. Lindzey lands up on her back where she gets her box eaten out by Kaylnn and much like the first scene of the flick this one is shaping up quite well. Brandon Irons makes his appearance and has Lindzey suck on his cock while she is getting played with by Kaylynn. After Lindzey gives Brandon a nice and very sloppy wet blow job Katlynn takes her turn at sucking off Brandon and she too gets quite wet with her oral. The sex begins with Brandon poking Lindzey in missionary but before long Joey Silvera makes an appearance and he fucks Lindzey in cowgirl followed up by anal in the missionary position where he bangs her until he shoots his load on her tits. Brandon then wraps the scene up by depositing a load of his own on the nice big tits of the sexy lindzey.

Scene #3: Taylor Rain

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Taylor Motherfucking Rain us up next and if there was ever a girl born to fuck on film it is this slut. The Scene opens with Taylor showing off her nice sexy body dressed up in a denim mini skirt that looks like it was run through a shredder before she put it on. The girl finds herself in the company of Brandon Irons and we has her spin around while he wraps her in some rope to bound the bitch. After getting wrapped up in rope Taylor gets onto her knees and sucks off Irons big dick and like Lindzey in the scene before her Taylor loves to get dick soaked in saliva. After sucking cock Brandon loosens up Taylor's ass with a butt plug and fucks her pussy from behind while this is going on Manuel Ferrara shows up and commences to get his cock sucked by Taylor while she gets plowed from the backside.  The guys switch up on Miss Rain and Manuel then fucks Taylor from the back and Brandon gets another go round with her mouth. The threesome eventually find themselves with Taylor on her back getting fucked in missionary by each of the guys one at a time while the other gets his cock sucked off. Manuel then lands up reaming Taylor's anus in the spooning and reverse cowgirl positions while Iron continues with his oral delights. The guys switch things up again and Brandon takes a go at Taylor's asshole and the sex is fucking hot.  

Scene #4: Felix Vicious & Bisexual Britini

Felix and  Bisexual Britini are  introduced to  us while out in the yard of some rundown old biker shop. Britini is the first up to show off her body and she does so  for a bit until Felix finds her way on over o the petite blond to lick on her twat.  Felix is by far the more attractive of the two and Britini dominates over her as she calls Felix names and slaps her around while Miss Vicious goes to town licking on her pussy and ass. After eating out Bisexual Brit Felix gets her turn at getting eaten out and dominating over the fugly blond Britini. Brandon Iron shows up and has both girls suck on his fat cock and these dirty girls do a good job at sucking dick. Brandon continues with the dominating theme first brought forward by each of the girls in the opening of the scene when he  gets Britini on the floor and face fucks her then rubs his foot on her face to spread the saliva she secreted during the bj. The sex begins with Felix getting her soaking wet pussy fucked in missionary followed with Bisexual Britini getting some missionary filling of her own. Eventually Joey Silvera makes his second appearance of the disc and he partakes in some of the   festivities and gets sucked off by Felix while Brandon fucks her from behind. After fucking  doggy fucking Felix Brandon reams Britini's pussy and anus in missionary before finding his way back to Felix who he plows in missionary yet again. Brandon lands up  unloading into Felix's mouth and the two girls do some cum swapping to wrap the scene up.

Scene #5: Belladonna

This scene opens with some nice ass shots of  Bella walking over to shack up with a pair of awaiting stunt cocks. Brandon Iron and  Billy Glide are the two lucky gents who get to fuck this young slut and in no time Billy has her shorts off and is eating her out from the back while Brandon is getting his cock sucked off. The scene looks good because at this point in time Belladonna still looked fairly young and fresh compared to the somewhat old and worn star we know today.  The guys eventually switch positions and Billy gets his cock sucked while Brandon eats her out from behind. Belladonna sucks cock like a true cock whore and I do admire her love of cock and its something that a lot of porn girls could and should learn from. Billy is the first to pound Bella's cunt from behind and the sex looks goos all the way around. After getting fucked from behind by Belladonna moves onto her back and gets her asshole fucked in missionary as Billy continues to go at this slut. The anal sex continues with Bella getting butt fucked in doggy and then reverse cowgirl by Mr. Glide while Brandon continues to get sucked off. The best part of the scene comes when Belladonna gets double stuffed by the two guys with one cock in her vag and the other in her anus. After getting DP'd Bella wraps the scene up by getting two cum blasts to the mouth.

Scene #6: Scarlet

Scarlet is an 18 year old plaid mini skirt wearing young cutie who is need of some car help. The young girl calls on Brandon Iron to see what kind of work the auto might need. Brandon gives the wonderful advise that perhaps the car is running a bit hot and once things run hot they might overheat. Brandon then coaxes Scarlet onto her knees where she begins to suck on his dick and gets it nice and sloppy wet. The cock sucking looks good and is captured quite well with the redhead trying her best to take as much of Brandon in her mouth as she can. After quite a bit of oral Scarlet and Brandon head upstairs where the couple continue their playtime. The sex begins with Sacrlet getting her bald pussy fucked in missionary followed by some really super hot looking doggy. The two then do a bit of reverse cowgirl and back to missionary where Brandon fucks the young girl until he drops a massive load of jizz into her mouth and face.

Scene #7: Ashley Blue

Last up is Ashley Blue and the scene opens with the 18 year old looking to hitch a ride with Brandon to the beach. After getting inside Brandon's creepy stalker wagon filled with balloons in the back Ashley gets slapped around by the cameraman and Mr. Irons. Ashley who i have to be quite honest is one of my least favorite porn sluts of all time shows off her tits and fairly nice body but the face just ruins things for me personally. Brandon takes Ashley not to the beach but some garage where he and Sledge Hammer begin to use and abuse the little slut.  Ashley beings by sucking off each of the guys and I must admit while not the best looker by any stretch of the imagination the girl can suck a cock with the best of em. The scene really revolves around the cock sucking abilities of young 18 year old Ashley and although she gets plowed in a couple of positions by the guys including anal missionary and reverse cowgirl the highlights of the sex is centered on Ashley's oral acrobatics.  The scene wraps with Miss Blue throat fucking a few loads of cum out of her two suitors.


The extras for "Service Animals All Stars" were light as a feather with only a  Photo Gallery, Cast list, Filmographies and finally a Website Tab included.

Audio / Video:

Service Animals All Stars was presented in a  standard 4 x 3 image encoded using a MPEG-2 Codec Running at around an average of 4 Mbps. The video presented here looked fairly good on my upscaling DVD player hooked up via HDMI. I was very pleased with the colors and skin tones that were present here and although this was a compilation DVD everything looked very similar and respectable throughout.  The audio was a  Dolby Digital 2.0 @ 192Kbps and it sounded good. All the actors voices came across clear and more than adequate for my liking. 

Final Thoughts:

Director Joey Silvera's Service Animals has always been a great series and here we get 7 of the All Star caliber sluts on one disc. I was really happy with the final outcome here and although a few of the scenes could have been a tad bit stronger and perhaps featured more male variety besides a constant barrage of Brandon Irons.  All the girls here performed good and although a few of the girls appearance was not my cup of tea the fact they can fuck well makes up for a lot of the lack of looks. This is a very solid disc here no question and I recommend you check this one out.


Jen "The Horny Housewife"



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