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White Trash Nurses (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/23/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Whitney Stevens and Sascha

White Trash Nurses (standard definition and Blu-ray)

Hustler Video

Riley Evans

Genre: Vignette

Director: Lex "Jerome Tanner" Drill

Shawna Lenee and Lexi Love

Cast: Whitney Stevens, Sascha, Riley Evans, Jay Lassiter, Shawna Lenee, Lexi Love, Tristan Kingsley, Lee Stone, Nikki Rhodes, Alec Knight
Non-sex role: Big Johnny Koosh

Length: 124:21 minutes

Tristan Kingsley and Lee Stone

Date of Production: 6/2/2008

Extras: The best extra was the 15:32 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that took a look where it advertised, behind the scenes. The videographer was D. Pachard, the lady showing that some of Henri's skills rubbed off on her in the way she got the cast to speak up. There were also trailers, a photogallery, and some spam.

Nikki Rhodes and Alec Knight

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: White Trash Nurses was presented in a letterboxed 1.78:1 widescreen color by director Lex "Jerome Tanner" Drill for Hustler Video using the AVC codec; a standard on Blu-Ray discs; the standard definition version in MPEG-2 with the usual 480i resolution compared to the 1080i resolution of the high definition version, partially made up for by the SD's anamorphic nature). The SD version of the title allows me to compare the two; it lacked the better resolution and purity of fleshtones this version had, the bitrate often hovering around 19.7 Mbps area compared to less than a third that in the SD version which seemed to hover around the 5.2 Mbps mark. The use of video bothers some folks but it suited the nature of the show far more than film would have and the contrasts were all enhanced by the high definition approach. There were no obvious compression artifacts, modest amounts of grain, and it came across as a lower budget fuck flick. The summation of the visuals is that they made the show look better than ever, my sole complaint being that the composition of the camera angles and editing, while good, did not seem to be the best way to enhance the looks of some of the ladies. The gals were all curvy in the right places, enhanced by the videography (Tanner's experience sure helped). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English using a 224 Kbps bitrate at 48 kHz in the Blu-ray version but the bitrate was a mere 192 Kbps in the SD version (very little difference). The vocals on the scenes were flat and easy to hear, not standing out but not weakening the effort compared to similar titles but not helping it either. In terms of upgrades then, the visuals got the largest boost by a wide margin with the aural capabilities once again cleaned up but only slightly (and in the BTS, I could barely hear the gals speak on occasion).

Body of Review: Lex "Jerome Tanner" Drill has had a long and distinguished career in porn, now shooting titles at Hustler Video. His latest title to come my way was thematically similar to a big hit, slightly reversioned to address the casting differences between the two projects. The name is White Trash Nurses, the ladies all sporting some garb that would lead one to believe they were employed by the medical field in some manner or another. With five scenes showing gals like Shawna Lenee, Lexi Love, and Riley Evans, the spank potential here was quite high. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Whitney Stevens, the fleshy brunette known for her active riding style, was up first as she applied her own brand of therapy to Sascha, the pair a natural couple to work together. They wasted no time going upstairs to the bedroom, her fanny jiggling as she climbed the stairs with him close behind. He lubed her up by spitting on her pussy and she slobbed his knob with gusto, some titty fucking elevating the moment (per by assistant reviewer for the day) before he pounded her pussy with his meaty member. While there wasn't a lot of rough stuff like choking in abundance, she took his hard hammering pecker even when he stuffed fingers up her asshole, Whitney living up to her reputation for active riding once again. They went at each other in various positions until she milked his genetic juice for the scene ending facial.

Scene Two: Riley Evans, a very appealing blond with kicking curves, was up next in a black stripper nurse outfit, Johnny losing weight by running away from Lee. Jay Lassiter ended up with Riley though, the hotty slobbing knob a little bit before jumping on his cock aggressively to vaginally ride it. She looked much better in the high definition version, her black lingerie seeming more real (much like her moans of pleasure). Her breasts swayed to and fro as they went at it, Riley not looking into the camera as some of the others did so often but still evoking a better connection with the home viewer (or, as in my case, home reviewer). I can't state she orgasmed herself during the scene but it was a fine performance despite the relative lack of chemistry. This one also ended with a wad of population pudding going to her face, Riley greedily lapping it up. Yum!

Scene Three: Shawna Lenee, the sexy blond seen on the front cover, was up next as she tended to lean fox Lexi Love, our favorite nurse called in to remove some foreign objects (scarf's) from Lexi's ass. Lexi bent over to provide better access and Shawna went for the gold, the pair of ladies making out on the couch once the official reason for the visit was over. Lexi sucked titty as did Shawna, the gals pawing each other as they removed clothing to eat box. This scene showed a lot of toy play going on, the anal penetration being Lexi's specialty these days so she did that even better. Shawna was better at the vaginal play though, riding the strap on dildo as actively as Lexi did the anal. Lexi "squirted" all over, soon taking a flesh colored dildo in her ass (note to editor, the replacement of the single head toy with the double head toy was very obvious even though it was edited to look like it was continuously shot). The camera was splashed with Lexi's juices and they continued until the scene ended, some personal chemistry detected between them.

Scene Four: Tristan Kingsley, a skinny brunette with an all natural body, was up next with the massive Lee Stone, for some unknown reason Lee was no longer a nurse. He was given 24 hours to live and Tristan sought to comfort him, the two going into the living room where he ravished her to make the most of his health care predicament. Her nursing outfit was off in a jiffy for her to get access to her goodies, Lee going down on the panting gal to get her extra hot. My associate did not like her spitting on Tristan as she watched (a pet peeve of hers) but even the mechanical oral and vaginal screwing did not deter her from watching the entire thing with me on the couch, Lee's big cock serving to amaze her (especially compared to mine). Tristan was unable to handle such a large cock (Nadine offering to give her some lessons if she's ever in town) but she sure tried her best, sucking half of it in and jerking off the rest of it before they bumped uglies. For the most part, she rode him actively when she was on top, a variety of taste testing and ending hummer milking his nuts dry for the ending facial.

Scene Five: Nikki Rhodes, a very cute redhead with a body designed for speed over comfort, was up next as she gave some instructions to aging mope Alec Knight on the couch. Their medical talk was weak but the sex not at all terrible, Alec lifting her outfit over her head to gain access to her lily white figure. While Alec might not be considered fit for the top three tiers of porndom, he went down on her like he meant it and she passively enjoyed his tongue and fingers, her own blowjob lacking much polish in terms of technique. She only wanted to go down on the head of it while her hand polished the shaft too, the gal looking him in the eye to signal him it was time to bump uglies. She was definitely better on top and liked getting her asshole massaged during the penetration of his biscuit but she did have some untapped potential worth checking out. The ending load was very light and went to her crotch, the pair kissing before going into his memorization skills.

Summary: White Trash Nurses by director Lex "Jerome Tanner" Drill for Hustler Video was a cute series of five vignettes worthy of a Rent It rating. The ladies were attractive enough but the editing made some scenes less balanced than others and even the best of them was scarcely good enough to serve as repeat spank bank material. In short, White Trash Nurses looked admittedly better in Blu-ray's high definition but neither version merited as much attention as the high end production from another company. As an interesting distraction until the next good release by Hustler comes out though, you could do far worse so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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