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Bowser Makes a Porn


Studio: Dirty Bird Pictures » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 3/28/09


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Production Date: June 2008

Directed By: Tristan Matthews

Cast:

Jason Crew, Bradley Christopher, Rusty Stevens, Jamison Pierce, Mike Rocks, and Tristan Matthews.

Runtime N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 48 Minutes. Yes.

Scene One:

Bradley Christopher is a cute guy with short brown hair, beard, and toned/smooth body. He's done a little porn before and it was a "fun experience". Bradley strips down showing off his shortly trimmed pubes, plump balls, and hard 'n fat cut dick before relaxing in a chair and beginning to show off. He spreads his legs nice 'n wide as he beats off using his right fist. There are plenty of hot close-ups of his cock from both sides, below, and above that made my mouth water.

Becoming more turned on, Bradley fucks his tight hairy bunghole with a purple sex toy with plenty of hot penetration shots in the missionary and doggy-style positions. Switching to a larger white dildo, dude gives his snug man-chute a complete workout until he squirts a large wet load with some of it flying to places unknown while the rest splatters on his chest. Bradley is a groovy dude that I would love to strap on sometime. He's very into showing off for the camera.

Scene Two:

Jason Crew (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body with tattoos) runs into director Tristan Matthews (cute with dark hair, beard, and toned/smooth body with heavy tattoos). Tristan invites his new pal back to his place to videotape a "solo scene". Once Jason yanks off his clothes and begins playing with that big fat cut cock, Tristan wants in on the action. He chows down on Jason jacking the thick shaft up 'n down while swirling his tongue around the purple knob and cramming it down his hungry gullet giving some very good head. Jason obviously digs having his dong pleasured orally and there are lots of loud slurping 'n sucking sounds along with heavy breathing and moans that fill the air.

The dudes go wild in a fucking free-for-all as Jason puts Tristan's tight hairy asshole through its butt sex paces. This is some wild screwing with the guys switching positions quickly so they run the gamut from doggy-style to side/missionary to traditional missionary and then frantically switching back 'n forth between 'em all. This is some fast 'n furious fucking and the guys both seem to be very into the action. For the most part, the penetration shots provided are simply okay. Now, there are a couple of excellent camera shots of that big chubby tool sliding in 'n out of Tristan's hole but they are much too quick. In the end (pun intended), Jason shoots a thick load on Tristan's stomach while Tristan dumps a small thick load on his fist and stomach.

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Scene Three:

Tristan Matthews (scene two) invites cute dark-haired twink Mike Rocks (slender/smooth/toned body) for an "interview" where we find that he's from San Diego and is twenty-one years old. Mike then strips off his clothing revealing his appealing body, pierced nipples, shaved pubes, hangy nuts, and big uncut cock. He lays back in bed with legs spread nice 'n wide and pulls his pork, rubs his balls, and plays with his tight shaved bunghole while filling the room with heavy breathing and sighs. Like clockwork, Tristan is highly turned on and ends up joining in and making full oral love to that throbbing unclipped member. He grabs that fucker, jacks the shaft, and crams it down his starving throat giving some very good head. The dudes end up in a traditional sixty-nine with Tristan on top continuing to gorge on twink-meat as Mike rubs his director's tight hairy butthole.

After focusing on a poster of James Dean hanging on the wall, the camera slowly pulls out to show Tristan fucking Mike fast, smooth, 'n hard in the side/missionary position while Mike yanks on his boner. The guys are very into each other filling the air with grunts, groans, 'n lust-filled cries of pure sexual abandon! These two horny scamps fly through a laundry list of butt-sex positions including sink/bounce, doggy-style, and missionary. There are a couple of good penetration shots provided but there is a definite need for more. To finish their sizzling sex session, the lads use a long while double-headed dildo while both lay in the missionary position humpin' 'n thrustin' their hips with a hypnotic tempo while pulling turgid pork. Mike shoots a large thick load on his stomach while Tristan dumps a small but thick nut on his tattooed stomach.

Scene Four:

Well, I'm not sure how Tristan Matthews can even think of directing when he's too busy suckin' 'n fuckin'! This go round he's paired with cute Bradley Christopher from scene one. The dudes start off with plenty of hot wet tongue kissing while rubbing each other's bodies and hard nipples. Bradley is soon on his knees taking Tristan's clipped prick down his throat and sucking plump nuts giving some mighty fine head that certain directors seem to really dig. Turned on, Tristan chows down on Bradley's big fat meaty cut dong cramming his windpipe full, jacking the shaft, and nursing the purple knob as he provides full oral pleasure to his star. Bradley munches down on Tristan's tight hairy hole making dude loudly moan, "Stay on that hole!"

There are some okay camera shots of Tristan's pucker but the rimming shots leave a lot to be desired as the viewer cannot actually see any tongue on starfish action. Tristan rolls a rubber on Bradley's chubby dick and slowly lowers himself down for a fun sink/bounce with some nice penetration shots from behind. These guys are obviously into each other and the action as Bradley fucks Tristan fast, smooth, 'n hard doggy-style and then for a little of the good ol' traditional missionary that would make Aunt Gladys proud if she wasn't soused on too much homemade wine. There are some nice penetration shots during the bow-wow. Tristan beats off and shoots a large thick load on his stomach. Gladly lending a helping hand, he jacks Bradley off making him spray a large wet load that flies everywhere.

Scene Five:

Jamison Pierce (cute with dark hair, tall/toned/smooth body) hooks up with Rusty Stevens (good-looking with a brown buzz cut, toned/lightly hairy body) and get down with some teasing body feeling and rubbing of crotches. Rusty blows Jamison's stiff clipped prick stroking the shaft, sliding his mouth up 'n down, and nursing the purple knob. The dudes soon find themselves in a traditional sixty-nine on the dining room table with Rusty on top continuing to chow down on his new buddy while Jamison munches down on Rusty's tight asshole.

There are no good camera shots of the rimming so it makes the whole position rather pointless. Rusty plays a fun game of the ol' sink/bounce on Jamison's condom-clad cock riding up 'n down with some hot penetration shots from the front while he pulls his hard cut dick. Switching to the missionary position, Jamison fucks Rusty fast, smooth, 'n hard with some nice penetration shots from above. Rusty beats off and dumps a small thick load on his fist while Jamison busts a thick load on Jamison's shortly-trimmed pubes.

VIDEO:

Bowser Makes A Porn is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The picture quality is sharp 'n clean.

AUDIO:

The sound is fine allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak along with all the lusty male-on-male sex sounds of heavy breathing, moaning, sighing, and crying out in ecstasy.

BONUS FEATURES:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection.

POINDEXTER'S ROUND-UP:

 Move over Zack and Miri (and Bubbles!) because cute thang Bowser has made a porno too. I wonder if Brandon St. Randy will be jealous? Ha! I'm not really sure why the name "Bowser" is in the movie's title since there is no one by that moniker featured in this smutty little offering. At any rate, Bowser Makes A Porn is a hot but uneven movie. The guys are all cute, the cock sucking is hot, but some of the videography during the ass eating and butt sex leaves a little to be desired. I'm going with a Rent It. Enjoy!



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