Cast: Sindee Jennings, Maya Hills, Kristina Rose, Britney Stevens, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Sophie Dee, Mya Nichole, Annette Schwarz, Angela Stone, Ariel X. Summers, Jada Fire, Kylie Wylde, Nadia Styles, Gianna, Tory Lane, Bobbi Starr, Annie Cruz, Nicki Hunter, Kinzie Kenner, Dana DeArmond, Chelsie Rae, Emma Cummings, Cassie Young, Mark Ashley, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Anthony Rosano
Length: 141:10 minutes
Date of Production: 1/3/2009 (compilation only; box cover); 1/27/2009 (compilation only; credits)
Extras: There was some spam but the main extras here were three older scenes, one starring Cytherea lasting 17:07 minutes, a second starring Tianna Lynn lasting 22:57 minutes (Nadia and Randy Spears enjoying her a lot), and a 24:23 minute long Sasha Grey scene; each of them described in detail below. I liked that the bonus scenes were not heavily edited clips from previous works like those in the movie itself, saving the rating from the ever elusive skip it.
Audio/Video Quality: Squirt Facials 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel, using the MPEG-2 codec and 480i resolution typical of standard definition projects. The lighting was generally solid and the video bitrate pretty decent considering how lengthy the volume of material present was, but the fact of the matter is that the scenes were truncated by heavy editing used to offer up the sheer number of "squirts" mentioned on the front cover. The fleshtones were accurate and the camera work, while not as good as the director's recent body of work, was okay but fans of the cast would do well to just buy their movies and scenes in complete form in their original releases. The audio was presented in a modest 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; nothing new for William.
Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is one of my favorite directors of porn who happens to work at one of my favorite company's, Elegant Angel, so any time he releases a movie, I know to check it out if I can beat my fellow reviewers to the title. The strength of his perverted mind and technical skills are often the stuff invoking lots of genetic juice or population pudding out of my own nuts so you can understand why I picked Squirt Facials 2 even though I think the concept of "squirting" as anything other than pissing is a lot of hooey. The truth of the matter here though is that this was a compilation of edited scenes, the kind some fans might adore but I found on the weak side, preferring the context of the entire scenes rather than clips from twelve other titles. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Squirt In My Gape #3: Sindee Jennings and Maya Hills started off the water works effectively with a heated little romp from the listed title. The lesbian antics engaged in might not suit everyone but if you've enjoyed the "mysteries of squirting" in the past but missed this scene, you will be happy to relive those golden (shower) days that the gals appreciated so much with their mouths, fingers, and toys.
Scene Two: Squirt Gangbang #3: Britney Stevens, Jada Fire, Kristina Rose, Lexi Love, Sindee Jennings, Sophie Dee, were then up to provide their rendition of a waterworks special showing, the bodily fluids all flying everywhere as the lades sought to get off and get each other off.
Scene Three: Squirt In My Gape #3: Mya Nichole and Flower Tucci were up next as they sought to liberate their bodily fluids in such a manner that fans will understand why each is in such demand at firefighter conventions, trade shows for garden hose manufacturers, and at four alarm fires.
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Scene Four: Swallow My Squirt #6: Britney is a blonde, Sindee is a brunette, they both have amazing bodies that just beg to get fucked. As soon as the scene starts they are joined by a guy who has an enormous schlong. When the girls see this, they can't control themselves and they start to deliver a very sexy blowjob. He then takes turns fucking each girl while the other girl licks, rubs, and sucks anything she can find. Several times during the action the girls squirt all over the place, covering each other, their man, and the couch. Both of these girls gives a top-notch performance, and show a great amount of enthusiasm in their work. The scene ends with Sindee taking his load on her belly. An incredible scene. (review by Bobby McGee)
Scene Five: Squirt Gangbang #2: The movie begins with a brief interview with each of the women, allowing us to get to know them a little bit. In the first scene, Annette Schwarz is going to be the recipient of all the soaking. The action starts with Annette and Flower making out. Annette fingers and eats Flower's pussy until she's getting sprayed with her first loads of girl goo. Britney and Angela enter the room, and without any preamble Angela squirts what looks like gallons of cum onto Annette's face. Then Britney rubs her cunt until she's drenching Annette. After only five minutes Annette already looks like she's jumped into a swimming pool. Next to enter are Jada Fire and Kylie Wylde. Jada is one of the most forceful squirters I have ever seen, and soon she is erupting all over Annette's face too. I don't know if these women get themselves wound up before the scene starts, because they seem to need very little provocation to explode all over the place. Next Annette lies on her back while Flower, Angela, and Kylie stand above her using vibrators. They give her a nice cum shower and then Jada stands up and squirts a mammoth load into her mouth. Finally, Ariel and Nadia enter the room, and we have ourselves a real gangbang. What follows is so many different combinations of squirting that it's almost impossible to describe. All of these women cum with such force and intensity it's amazing. Often, Annette gargles with all the juice that's been sprayed into he mouth. What I find really hot about this scene is the fact that while Annette is supposed to be the main focus, there is so much incidental squirting that all of the women pretty much get soaked as well. This scene is just all-out, free-for-all debauchery. At one point all the women form a circle around Annette and then turn around so that she is surrounded by asses. Then Annette goes around and licks every one of their assholes. Sometimes one girl will squirt all over Annette's asshole while another licks it all off. The scene climaxes with all the girls standing around Annette and squirting on her at virtually the same time. This is certainly a hot, wet, nasty scene! (review by Dick Danger)
Scene Six: Flower's Squirt Shower #6: Gianna, a gal with superior curves both front and back, was up next on the couch with sexy Flower Tucci, Gianna in black and Flower wearing a black & blue themed lingerie get up as she nuzzled Gianna's breasts so aggressively. Gianna loved the way Flower also went down on her, laughing loudly as her pussy became the center point of Flower's oral assault, reciprocating by eating Flower's ass. The booty shaking was heated and the ladies seemed to be on the same wavelength, Gianna working out the frist round of fluids easily on the light blue couch. Manuel Ferrara then joined them, pushing Gianna off to the side to diddle Flower to round two but Gianna would not be denied. He then got rough but each of the trio serviced one another orally before he started tapping them heatedly. There was face sitting, more fluid play, and Manuel had to slow Gianna down lest he ejaculate too soon, Flower providing her ass for fucking and Gianna doing ATM (technically, ATOGM) and a handjob/titty fuck. Flower tossed his salad and the ending wad of spew from him came onto Gianna's titties while Flower got some more head. Whew!
Scene Seven: Squirt In My Gape #3: Tory Lane is nothing if not excessive, her over the top performances replete with wide eyed looks from fans when watching how far she will go when allowed to by a director. Well, this case was no different in how the queen of extreme took on relative newcomer Britney Stevens, the pair hitting it off like a couple of old fuck buddies with an itch to scratch and a happy time to be had.
Scene Eight: Squirt Gangbang #3: Annie Cruz, Bobbi Starr, Britney Stevens, Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, and Nicki Hunter, all provided their rendition of the "Atlantis Chronicles", the amount of fluids being projected out of their pussies amounting to bucket loads of slime. There was some fake porn acting going on here but nothing out of the ordinary for Elegant Angel's series on the use of fluid dynamics, the edit points a bit harsher here than elsewhere.
Scene Nine: Flower's Squirt Shower #6: Nicki Hunter, Sindee Jennings, and Flower Tucci, finished off the show with Nicki wearing a red PVC outfit, Flower in a satin purple bikini, and Sinndee in black mesh. I haven't seen a lot of Nicki since she had medical problems and she was sporting a Liza Minelli look with closely cropped black hair but her desire to enjoy pussy was once again very prominent. She dominated Sindee while Flower watched from the stairs, the lead gal slowing crawling their way as she rubbed herself silly during Nicki's attentive oral. All three ladies drenched each other and did considerable oral and fingering, the limited amount of toy use amusing but Nicki's strap on satisfying her pals all the same. It was fun watching them and Nicki was her old self here, the fluids as plentiful as ever and the passion for pussy just as great as in the scenes using males.
Scene Ten: Squirt In My Gape #3: Flower Tucci is generally accepted as the queen of squirting these days, her ability to urinate among the strongest this side of Peter North. She was teamed up with the now-deposed princess of alt-porn, Dana DeArmond, in a curious match considering how Dana is generally considered one of the weaker types in gonzo these days (relying on increasingly large objects instead of sheer fun). Still, Flower was in good form as she took control of the situation with lots of oral and other tricks provided, the results better than expected.
Scene Eleven: Swallow My Squirt #6: Both Annette Schwarz and Flower Tucci are smoking brunettes with flawless bodies. We find them on a couch where they kiss, fondle, and finger each other (with some squirting already) before their costar arrives. After they all perform a little oral on each other, the real action starts. The girls each get a thorough fucking (including some anal), while the other girl looks on. These girls obviously love to have sex; they're constantly licking, kissing and fondling one another. They squirted so many times they looked like they just done out of a pool - literally. The scene ends with the girls sharing in a messy cumshot. (review by Bobby McGee)
Scene Twelve: Squirt Gangbang #1: With Chelsie, it's essentially the same segment only with a much different series of cum shots and the women switch it up. Chelsie begins her session with Kylie who is engaging in some one on one with the hot actress, before others join and force Sindee Jennings into some hot tongue action. Chelsie, much like Sasha, cruises from person to person eating them out and licking their cum as they're propped up on the head of the couch while she revels in their orgasmic cries and glory and their sprays. You almost tell that this was shot two days later as the women look refreshed and obviously couldn't handle three segments of spraying off with different women in play. (review by Felix Vasquez Jr.)
Bonus Scene 1 from Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman 3: Tiana Lynn, Kinzie Kenner, Anna Mills, Claire Robbins, and Cytherea, were up next in a scene supposedly directed by Cytherea outdoors in the shade of the midday sun. They used tongues, toys, and fingers to get one another off as some onlookers were watching on the patio. I thought the camera work on this one was the weakest since it all too often focused on camera angles not complimentary to the women or their faces as they were getting slammed with plastic meat. Still, there was enough to like that I watched it twice and the gals seemed to get off for the most part. It continued in the living room as well but the energy levels dropped down a bit during this part of the scene as though the gals used everything they had outside.
Bonus Scene 2 from Swallow My Squirt 2: Tiana is a great looking babe and one of the chicks on the DVD cover. Joining her in this scene is Ariana, who also looks pretty good. The scene opens with the two girls dominating two guys. They push them around and Tiana squirts in their faces. Next the girls suck them off. The action is decent. The sex has a lot of action with plenty of partner swapping. There is also a lot of squirting with Tiana and Ariana blasting cover the guys with their juices. The scene ends with each girl taking a pop shot in her mouth and Tiana spits it into Ariana's mouth, who swallows it all down. (review by Rob Randell)
Bonus Scene 3 from Swallow My Squirt #4: Jenna Presley, Sasha Grey, and Sierra Sinn, were all up last and the reason why they shared the front cover was largely due to the manner in which they clicked together on the couch. The oral they each did on one another was fine and the waterwork show proved to be something at least passably believable if you're one of the faithful fanboys that thinks medical science has missed out on something special in regards to a missing organ allowing women to induce (at least if they drink enough water and are paid more to do a scene with the act). That said, they eventually had Mark Ashley join them and rather then get in the way as some of the men seemed to do, he added to the fun as the women clamored for his cock orally. He followed up by boning away like a madman, soon giving Jenna the anal screwing she needed to find fulfillment, with each of the ladies doing a decent job on his cock as a result. There was taste testing and swallowing of fluid as advertised and some toys added in to flesh out the scene. They showed some passion for one another and the resulting chemistry gave them some extra appeal as they cumswapped to a close.
Summary: Squirt Facials 2 by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel merited a rating of Rent It from me based largely on the inclusion of the three full bonus scenes in the package rather than just the clips from various movies listed. If you like seeing the fluids fly, you might prefer to see the original titles they were taken from but there was some benefit to their inclusion on such a compilation, my biggest pet peeve being how the box cover did not advertise this as a compilation package nor list the movies used to fill it up. In short, Squirt Facials 2 was one of the weakest releases by the company in a long time, squeezing by on a rental rating due to the extras that I found so amusing.
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