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Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2

Studio: Cezar Capone » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/1/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Mia Bella!

Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2

Cezar Capone.com

Genre: Web To DVD, Gonzo

Teddi Holland!

Director: Dirty Sanchez

Cast: Mia Bella, J-Mac, Teddi Holland, Tanner, Jarrod

Length: 157:41 minutes


Date of Production: 11/13/2008 (box); 7/21/2008 to 11/31/2008 (credits)

Extras: The only extras were three trailers, a slideshow, and a link to websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2 was presented in a fair full frame color with an aspect ratio of 1.33:1, using the MPEG-2 codec as expected of a standard definition release, as shot by director Dirty Sanchez for Cezar Capone.com. Like other works at the company, the lighting was superior to his work at Bang Bros and this helped make the fleshtones accurate, minimize the compression artifacts, and otherwise offer up the youthful ladies very nicely for a series of scenes shot primarily for the internet (now released on DVD). The video bitrate hovered around the 5.3 Mbps area when I paid attention to it and despite some occasionally rough camera work (that helped keep it looking "real"), I found myself enjoying the upgraded visual aspects of Sanchez's works here but wondering why he did not join Cezar in giving fans an anamorphic widescreen movie. There did not seem to be much editing this time and that also allowed the material to come across as more realistic than porn made in Southern California but it never struck me as looking as weak as some of the nearly home movie material some of the copycat websites/companies have been offering for so long. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 Kbps audio bitrate, sufficient to convey the vocals and music but never straying too far from the norm offered by the majority of Dirty's peers. There were times when the vocals were not as easily heard, typically during the tease footage where the viewer gets to know the performers, but the usual moans were clearly in evidence (and the music was about average from what I heard).

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Body of Review: Cezar Capone.com is the website and production company led by one of the most imitated directors in the industry so it makes sense that he would bring some of his former colleagues in to shoot content for him. One of the best known of these goes by the name Dirty Sanchez, the inside joke about a filthy sex practice having nothing to do with any of the scenes I've seen of his over the years. Well, the second title of his credited solely to him in recent memory is now out, a cute set of three internet scenes called Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2, the sequel to the well regarded Miami's Juiciest #1. The theme of the show is pretty similar to his other work in that he picks up ladies off the streets of Miami that have a certain "curve appeal" and gets them to do porn via his camera to be placed on the popular internet website. While I know the scenes are about as scripted as anything else these days, they still had a kind of appeal akin to the Shane's World releases where you never know just what the couples are going to do or where they will do it (lots of public nudity) but they generally have a good time screwing before all is said and done. Heck, each of my screen captures from the scenes even has a scene-specific trailer so you can see the ladies before you worry about buying the DVD but this also showed me how appealing the website itself was, my only regret being the lack of many extras and the show including a mere three scenes. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Mia Bella, a hotty from Cuba wearing a green shirt and tight white shorts, was up first as she impressed the director and his friends in the auto repair shop. At first, she was shy and demure, this attitude making them all curious to see her up close and personal which took place quickly once they were properly introduced. The fishing trip of the day ruined by rain, Mia ended up paired with J-Mac who worked his lines on her (successfully). They went into a back room to check out her juicy ass more closely and it impressed them enough to end up at the studio where she teased at length before the sucking and vaginal fucking took place. Mia was an active rider and liked to moan a lot, the oiling up of her ass adding some additional stroke value for me. The scene ended after several positions with a facial of genetic juice, the scene closing out after almost an hour. The company website said it like this: "Mia bella. Is a Miami native that has a Cuban mom and a big round butt . On the day that I met Mia albie and jmac invited me to go to a little secret spot where they said they could always catch the best fish . Personally I think they would go there finger each other but I guess I'll never know because by the time we got there it started raining . So instead of fishing a friend of ours named ruben who owns an auto shop told us that a fine ass bitch was there to get her car fixed and we had to come see her so we headed over to the shop and when we met mia she said she had never been filmed but has played around with her webcam at her house. That alone gave me the chance to offer her cash to get naked and pop out her fat ass "

Scene Two: Teddi Holland, a thick but happy blond with alabaster skin, was up next on the white couch wearing her purple top and black skirt, showing off her fleshy cheeks at great length before J-Mac entered the picture to work with her. She had a positive attitude and was laughing a lot, perhaps finding it nice that someone appreciated her rather than found her fat or otherwise less appealing. I liked how her panties crept up her ass cheeks too, the cavernous space between them looking even better oiled up. She loved sucking his cock too but it was the extended bout of active vaginal boning that impressed me the most. The ending came too soon with him jerking off a round of population pudding to her face, Teddi looking like it got her off to see his seed launched her way. The company website described the scene like this: "The one thing that I love about teddie is that not one single person knows how to shoot this bitch .. and what I mean by that is that this chick has one of the biggest fattest white asses I have ever seen . But I seem to be the only director that has seen it .. well guess what today when you become a member of the cezar capone and nerd pass family you will get to see it too. I personally love this video and think that it is one of the best ass videos I have ever shot ! so I have no doubt that everybody will be shooting as many loads as I know the dudes that edit these movies already have enjoy the one and only D.SANCHEZ"

Scene Three: Tanner, the attractive brunette featured on the front cover in the white shirt, was up last as she followed the general formula with a few unexpected twists. Initially, the impression was given that she was going to just do a solo masturbation scene when Jarrod walked in on the director and young lady. There was some brief discussion about how much he worked and Dirty convinced her that she could do worse than to start off with him, my own reservations on the idea a bit forthcoming. The tease was fun and light, the scene turning slightly darker with Jarrod's introduction, but she managed to suck him off fairly well and try to be active in a few positions. He took his time warming her up with his hands and tongue, savoring the experience as Dirty chatted away, the act moving inside for the actual vaginal fucking. She was best when on top of him but cute enough that I'd like to see a lot more of her, that all natural body a delight to appreciate. It was funny when he rubbed out the wad of spew too, hitting her forehead as she clamped down to prevent any of it from getting her, some mugging replacing the usual scene closing knob slobbing with some humor concerning Ray wanting sloppy seconds. The company website spoke of the scene like this: "Hola friends todays shoot is one of my favorites ,Tanner is one of thee most beautiful girls that I have ever seen on the internet, There's just something about those beautiful eyes and gorgeous body that simply make me want to reach into the screen and grab her !!!!!!!!! Every time I watch the video I keep finding myself wishing that I was the guy getting my cock sucked and fucked by her and not just the dude sitting behind the camera filming , But thats the sacrifice Uncle Sanchez makes to bring you all some of the juiciest girls on the whole world wide web... D.sanchez peace love and lots of anal"

Summary: Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2 by director Dirty Sanchez for Cezar Capone.com may not have been as perfectly solid as the company namesake's title I reviewed just the other day but it was clear to me that Dirty had upped his game considerably since his last place of employment and the results were well worth a rating of Recommended. I would have liked a longer set of scenes and better extras but even a casual glance at the website showed me that there should be a lot more scenes coming out with even sweeter looking women, these three certainly no rejects either. In short, I found a lot to appreciate out of Miami's Juiciest Vol. 2 and if future volumes just show a little more polishing up, it is likely to be mentioned at award time by the end of the year. Fans of the DVD series might just want to skip ahead and join the company website given all the juicy babes there but that's up to you (I still prefer having my scenes in the physical medium of DVD).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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