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I Love Ass Cheeks 3

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/1/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Love Ass Cheeks 3


Phoenix Marie and Mark Wood

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Sid Knox

Jessica Lynn and Alex Gonz

Cast: Phoenix Marie, Mark Wood, Jessica Lynn, Alex Gonz, Jayden James, Harmony, Tommy Gunn, Kristina Rose, Alexa Jordan

Length: 125:54 minutes

Jayden James

Date of Production: 1/20/2009

Extras: The only extra worth mentioning for me at least was the 10:52 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased some of the ladies during their photoshoots. It was light fluff and I wanted to see more but it was decidedly better than the photogallery, cumshot recap, or website info on the disc. The true double sided DVD cover was appreciated as was the slipcover but they hardly make up solid extras.


Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: I Love Ass Cheeks 3 was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Sid Knox for Diabolic using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a mere 480i resolution). The lighting was not always optimal but it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; the crotches again not as consistently well lit as they should have been. The composition of the shots weren't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the low 4.2 Mbps area so it did not look bad at all but there was some unusual tint issues in a few scenes. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

Alexa Jordan and Kristina Rose!

Body of Review: Sid Knox is the bread and butter director at Diabolic from what I've seen, his by the book approach to shooting scenes lacking finesse but often finding success in the casting used for his flicks. While I haven't seen much of his work lately, I did get a copy of I Love Ass Cheeks 3, the sequel to Tony Vela's I Love Ass Cheeks 2, to review the other day. As expected, there was some tease before each scene, the ladies then engaging in various oral and vaginal sex, even some anal for those keeping track, but did the movie have anything special to offer fans? Well, in a word, yes, it did. The casting included hotty Kristina Rose, curvy Phoenix Marie, beauty Jayden James, and seasoned professional Harmony to name a few of them. The tease was not as long as I prefer to see but it was an integral part of the action, the male cast complimenting the ladies in most cases. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Phoenix Marie, the curvy blond featured on the front cover of the DVD, was up first as she teased in her skimpy lingerie that enhanced the look of her figure. While the emphasis here was the booty, she proved to have some nice titties too, her strong legs fleshing out the package nicely. The all too short tease led to Mark Wood smacking her ass before snacking on it, the oiling up a nice touch if not nearly long enough for my tastes. The ensuing blowjob led to her actively riding his pecker vaginally but then switching gears to do the expected anal as well, Phoenix easily handling his modest rod in her backside. Otherwise, it was a solid start to the movie, the gal one of the best performers in the history of the short series to date. After displaying her sexual prowess, Phoenix then ended things up by taking his wad of genetic juice to her ass, licking some up as the scene faded out. Whew!

Scene Two: Jessica Lynn, a sexy blond with pretty eyes, was up next as she crawled about the living room to show off her assets to full effect; the lighting a bit better this time. She wiggled her ass as Alex Gonz walked in to caress her frame, some tongue action creating a stir in the young lady as he snacked on her ass crack. The face sitting led to her actively blowing him (using both hands too) but she wanted him inside of her snatch, some solo work getting her wet enough to conveniently handle him. The editing was slightly choppy here but he was porking her rapidly as she moaned in pleasure, actively riding him only when she was on top of him and never doing anal. While not nearly as skilled a rider as Phoenix, Jessica did a decent job before taking the ass cheek pop shot of population pudding to end the scene.

Scene Three: Jayden James, a very sexy brunette with pretty eyes, was up next in her pink & black bikini underwear, the black fishnet stockings enhancing the total package. The tease was cut short by Mark Wood when he walked in on her, not surprising considering how fetching she looked. He followed the series formula of eating her out front and back before she aggressively slobbed his knob, the couple boning vaginally with a degree of attitude showing she was into the moment. I liked how she pushed back to meet his thrusts, even using a stomach doggy to make her pussy nearly as tight as an ass towards the end of the scene. It was a lot of fun even though I did not see a lot of chemistry between the two, her moans eliciting his speeding up to drop a load onto her ass cheek.

Scene Four: Harmony, a seasoned veteran in porn with a wealth of moves, was up next in her pink bra and panties. She teased in front of the glass block wall so commonly used by the company, the tease cut short by the approach of studly Tommy Gunn. He massaged her ass and licked it, spanking it a bit before using his fingers to penetrate it while getting her off. Harmony was loud in her appreciation, enjoying anal contact at least as much as vaginal, the rest of the scene showing her liking a cock just as much. She masturbated as she blew him, her talented mouth nearly causing an early withdrawal from his sperm bank, but the penetration was where both excelled. He titty fucked her and then began pounding the heck out of her pussy and ass, Harmony one of the most aggressive riders of the movie. Tommy was a bit rough with her but she seemed to like it that way, pushing him with her sharp tongue to give it all he got before his spew landed on her ass cheek.

Scene Five: Kristina Rose and Alexa Jordan, a couple of frisky brunettes, were up last on a bed wearing colorful bikini undies that did little to hide their assets. The tease was barely started when Tommy Gunn joined them, diddling each of them and smacking their asses with the camera always too close to get the most out of the action. Still, the gals enjoyed caressing each other and Tommy, their oral skills showing why they are so popular these days. Kristina was the better of the ladies at blowjobs but Alexa was no slacker either. The vaginal plowing was similar in this regard, the ladies treating it almost as if it were a contest to see who could do the most (and most actively), Kristina clearly winning as she milked him dry towards the end of the scene. There was no anal this time but the ladies didn't need it, their tight young snatches working wonders on Tommy's pecker to drain his balls of spew onto Kristina's ass cheeks. Yum!

Summary: I Love Ass Cheeks 3 by director Sid Knox for Diabolic was one of his better titles I've seen and merited a rating of at least Recommended or better from me. The ladies were attractive but diverse, the guys a notch above the usual mopes the company uses, and the technical values, while not the best I've seen, were a nice try at improving them. In short, I Love Ass Cheeks 3 was even better than I Love Ass Cheeks 2 in my opinion, Sid showing he could grasp the rudimentary idea of giving fans what they want to see. I would have liked more polished technical values and longer tease sequences as well as more extras but this was still a fun fuck flick to enjoy.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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