Cast: Dylan Ryder, Tom Byron, Tatiana Kush, Sativa Rose, Kylee Reese, Kristina Rose
Length: 119:58 minutes
Date of Production: 1/22/2009
Extras: The only extras were four trailers, a lengthy photogallery, some spam, and a slip case. The front page menu had a choice for "extras" that lit up but only went to the scene selection screen so I found no BTS feature or other standard extras expected here.
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Audio/Video Quality: The King of Coochie 3 was presented in a 1.33:1 full frame color offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480i resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken inside the house, including some quality time of Tom in Vegas during the 2009 AEE where you can see a few internet notables in the background. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 5.8 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid fleshtones that appeared to be accurate as Craig Daze and Tom worked the cameras. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking better this time though) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it was shot with the ladies in mind; making the gals look their best for the most part or at least as much as the point of view style he employed could make them. The editing was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor.
guest stars Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey with Tom Byron
Body of Review: Tom Byron is the former Houstonian that left the place in order to make his mark on the world in porn. Nowadays, he directs and performs for his own company most of the time, Tom Byron Pictures, a number of his series seriously considered for or regularly winning awards each year. His latest title to make it my way was The King of Coochie 3, the amusing theme being Tom getting to score with some of the hottest ladies in the jizz biz. As a side note, most of the clips between the scenes this time related to the 2009 AEE where Tom had some very popular gals signing for his booth, including Ginger Lynn and Shayla Laveaux (not to mention himself of course). This time, he paired off with Kristina Rose, Sativa Rose, Kylee Reese, Tatiana Kush, and Dylan Ryder. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Dylan Ryder, the busty brunette seen on the middle right part of the cover, was up first as she teased in the house to reveal a curvy figure and slightly cold attitude to the stripper music played. I'm not a big fan of implants or stretch marks but she seemed to appreciate the cock of Tom Byron, a brief interview leading to her wrapping her lips around his pecker to suck away. Dylan was no stranger to a cock in her mouth, the gal probably having had hundreds or thousands of them working her over in her time, but she added some extra heat to the dynamic by applying extra friction with her hand. Tom ate her shortly afterwards and started vaginally banging her too, the joke during the interview relating to how she would do anal if he would (careful Dylan, Tom has done more receptive anal than many gals over the years). She did PTM between the positions and while she was a passive rider unless on top of him, her love of oral stood out from the pack. The scene ended with a nice titty fuck enhanced with dirty talk, Tom rubbing out his wad of genetic juice all over her chest.
Scene Two: Tatiana Kush, the brunette seen on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, was up next and she followed the formula well enough, most of her tease just a series of poses from the photoshoot as far as I could tell. Her all natural body and trimmed bush added to the appeal of her round ass, her playful nature appealing as well but this time, Tom Byron went down on her first, the gal liking it a lot more than Dylan seemed to (rewarding him with a fair hummer as well too). She played it up for the camera too much for my tastes and was not as active a rider initially, the young lady letting Tom do most of the work before he launched a load of population pudding at her face.
Scene Three: Sativa Rose, the brunette sported on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next and it was explained that she took time off to have a kid by Tom Byron. She stripped off her sheer black lingerie and her DSLs were just as hungry as ever given the way she attacked his pecker when the time for them to merge was presented. He was actually wearing his series "crown" here, the couple kissing in the bedroom before she put her lips to better use. The streamers flew everywhere and she seemed to really want him inside of her, the lengthy hiatus not harming the look of her figure in my eyes. She was kind of passive this time though, making a lot more grunting noises as Tom drilled her biscuit, the vaginal sex showing her juicy pussy as tight as ever. She was best on top of him but the oral she provided between positions and the resulting facial showed she could still milk his nuts really well. Yum!
Scene Four: Kylee Reese, the lean blond featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she teased inside the living room wearing skimpy pink lingerie. I prefer more meat on the bones but her sleepy eyed look added something, much like her firm young ass bent over did. The tease was far too short for her and rather than interview, she started blowing Tom Byron in a fit of passion. It was a sultry suck job to be sure, her ass in the air as she slobbed his knob aggressively. Tom snacked on her crack as well, the guy helping prepare her for an active vaginal ride. She pushed back to meet his thrusting cock, some face sitting allowing Tom to savor her juices after she rode him a bunch. She also engaged in additional oral while looking at the camera, strengthening the scene as she pumped on his pecker until he jerked off to her face. The scene seemed kind of truncated though.
Scene Five: Kristina Rose, the cute brunette featured on the lower left corner of the cover, the popular hotty striking a chord with guest stars Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey when Tom Byron discussed her role in the flick. Kristina is tiny and attractive, her strong legs and firm ass put to fun use as she shook her moneymaker on the dining room table. They did a short interview on the bed with her wearing a red bikini, their "porno relationship" taking things slow given the manner in which they have progressed from a blowjob scene to this vaginal scene to what I am sure will amount to an all out anal extravaganza. He massaged her pussy and went down on her, vaginally fucking her before she went to give some oral loving to him. Her handjob action brought back sweet memories of the 2009 AEE but it was the manner in which she came across as believable when being fucked that made this a strong scene for replay value. Her pussy was so tight that it drained his cock of semen for the facial, the credits rolling once they were done. Whew!
Summary: The King of Coochie 3 by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures was a fun fuck flick without a lot of frills or circus act sex but well worth meriting a rating of Recommended. The cast of ladies, the formula applied, and the decent chemistry Tom had with them all contributed to the value of the movie for me as a stroke flick (though I'm sure it would have been even better if Sunny and Sasha were in a bonus scene). In short, The King of Coochie 3 gave the world a nice selection of current performers having fun for a couple of hours in ways that made it worthy of your time, money, and seed so give it a look.
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