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I Wanna B A Porn Star!


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/7/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Codi Carmichael (click for trailer)

I Wanna B A Porn Star!

Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.

Kagney Linn Karter

Genre: Gonzo, Newcomers

Director: Jake Malone

Amia Moretti

Cast: Codi Carmichael, Marco Banderas, Alex Gonz, Kagney Linn Karter, Amia Moretti, Toni Ribas, Mina Meow, Tuesday Cross, TJ Cummings, Jake Malone, Rebecca Blue

Length: 159:12 minutes

Mina Meow and Tuesday Cross

Date of Production: 1/19/2009

Extras: The best extra was the 10:15 minute Behind the Scenes feature where the ladies were shown in their scenes as well as before and after the work. I liked it a lot even if it was short, the clarity of the picture enhancing the thematic material. It started off with Codi admitting she "loves to be choked" (sorry Den!) and engage in other rough sex acts, progressing through some of the other cast members in an all too short fashion, making me wish this was a double disc set allowing for greater exploration of said issues. There was also a photogallery, some limited filmographies, a popshot recap, a cast list, and nine trailers to shows like Fetish Fuck Dolls, Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks, Bitchcraft 5, Fuck Slaves 4, Cum Face Fuck Dolls, Fuck Slaves 3, Bitchcraft #4, Nice Fucking View #3, Bitchcraft 2, Gang Bang My Face 3, Teens Corrupted, Blacksnake Bitches, Own My Ass 2, Bitchcraft 1, Fuck Slaves, Fuck Slaves 2, Gang Bang My Face, and We Suck!.

Rebecca Blue

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: I Wanna B A Porn Star! was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over a few of his recent releases by using nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel, even stable in the portions where the lighting was decent. The bitrate it was offered in was hovering around the 3.5 Mbps range so it wasn't the best looking title of the day but still pretty decently made overall. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The editing was minimal but jumpy at times and the darker themes of the flick were on the grainy side but I did not see many compression artifacts or edge enhancement so those of you with larger television sets may appreciate the picture more than usual. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English in 192 Kbps using a 48 kHz sampling rate and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone is one of those in porn that never really gets the kind of attention he deserves, some of this being because he is among the few in the industry willing to allow ladies be as nasty as they want to be in his movies distributed by Evil Angel. While some people prefer "erotica" or lightweight features, Jake cuts right to the chase and finds gals that want to let loose into all their nastiest fantasies, some finding that unacceptable as much because he is a guy (and therefore "exploiting" women) than anything else (whereas women directors seem to get a virtual free pass these days to do anything they want). Jake's latest release is I Wanna B A Porn Star!, a set of six women in five scenes where the relatively new to porn ladies show that they aren't ready for prime time contract girl slots, embracing their inner whore more than others have allowed them to do. The back cover said it like this: "Jake Malone presents six all-new cuties who just want to work hard and make their parents proud! In I Wanna B a Porn Star, young girls trade their innocence for cold hard cash! A mix of revealing interviews, nasty hardcore sex and erotic instruction delivered from behind the camera, the movie's lighthearted, campy tone is balanced by the stunning beauty of eager newcomers like regal brunette Amia Moretti, Latin supermodel Tuesday Cross and sexy blonde Rebecca Blue. In Jake's words, he's "solving unemployment, one whore at a time!"" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Codi Carmichael, the gal on the front cover wearing a fetish outfit (lower right corner and middle of the far left side), was up first as the lady teased to a slow jazz beat. Her curvy figure was appealing and the way she masturbated through her pantyhose with more than a hint of attitude was hot in my eyes. She used a toy to penetrate and then walked into the garage for the approval of Marco Banderas and Alex Gonz, the men savoring the bounty they were about to receive as Jake commented. She slobbed their respective knobs before they took turns pounding her newcomer pussy, her groans between bouts of PTM driving them increasingly crazy. Marco was the most driven this time but she actively rode both cocks throughout the scene, the facials depositing genetic juice where it belonged on her tongue. For a newcomer, she was a great little piece of ass (no anal needed to show her potential) and the way she took her first b/b/g was impressive. Yum!

Scene Two: Kagney Linn Karter, the sexy blond featured on the middle of the front cover, was up next as she provided a strip routine in fetish attire that also worked wonders for my libido. Her ass pumping and oiled up act were especially pleasing, the gal looking her best outside even if the sex took place inside. That led to Marco Banderas walking up to her with an erection, his rod soon filling her mouth as though it belonged there, Kagney slobbing over his balls just as well as his shaft. It was a playful scene where she actively rode his cock in various positions, the couple displaying some chemistry together as they passionately went to work on each other. Marco was laughing at how she turned the tables on the dynamic too, Kagney becoming a little fuck bunny that pushed him to his limits more than the other way around (as is usually the case for the guy). The face sitting, PTM, and jerking off helped flesh out the scene for me but she was a delight as far as I was concerned, showing a sense of desire that is often missing from newcomers. The ending wad of population pudding landed on her crotch, a second load worked up for her face since "she said it was okay". Sweet!

Scene Three: Amia Moretti, the all natural brunette seen standing with her purple panties at mid thigh on the front cover (upper right hand corner), was next as she teased outside on the perfectly sunny day. I prefer more meat on a gal but she seemed to be enjoying herself, the oiling up portion of the tease again meriting special attention as she rubbed it all over her tits and ass. The abrupt edit then had her inside the familiar living room servicing the cock of Toni Ribas, his fingers having assisted in getting her frisky to begin with. She actively blew him before continuing the dynamic during the vaginal riding, pumping her hips on his prick before he ate her some more and they went back to fucking. The scene included some POV oral by the gal on her knees too, a healthy sized load closing things up as her semen goatee and upper chest appeared saturated. Nice!

Scene Four: Mina Meow and Tuesday Cross, the two ladies wearing fetishware as seen on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, were up next to cater to the twisted ideals of TJ Cummings and Jake Malone. The mixture of pleasure and pain were familiar to the ladies as well as the men, many of Jake's other series driven largely by the idea of pushing people to their limits for additional kicks. There was flogging, ass licking, role reversal, and some truly kinky stuff; Jake making it clear that if either gal went light on the other, she would suffer the consequences, including choking, more beatings, and anal work. The gals tossed salad (licked the guys' assholes), were pushed past their preconceived notions, and managed to include some penetrative work between the blowjobs. The ladies did cumswap the loads of spew too, their looks giving them some extra latitude.

Scene Five: Rebecca Blue, a sexy blond as seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up last as she fingered her cameltoe and smoked a cancer stick for the camera, her glossy lipstick enhancing her look as much as her mesh shirt and tight blue shorts. Her blue eyes intrigued as well, some masturbation including anal penetration with a glass (or clear plastic) toy. Her partner for the scene was studly Marco Banderas, his cock filling her mouth as she took the toy in her ass thanks to Jake, the vaginal hammering she took from Marco turning her on despite the relative lack of chemistry. She was not an active rider most of the time but she displayed some potential worth exploring, the finishing wad of semen swallowed after she displayed it for Jake's camera.

Summary: I Wanna B A Porn Star! by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel started off really well and provided substantial amounts of fuck for the buck, passion, and an attractive cast of ladies so I rated it as >b>Recommended. Had the extras package and final scenes been as good as some of Jake's better double disc sets, I would have happily awarded it an even higher designation but make no mistake about it that this was a superior effort in some ways for the director. In short, I Wanna B A Porn Star! provided some ladies still new to porn and able to handle a bit of Jake's twisted mentality in such a manner that my usual dislike for newcomers was overcome by a wide margin. Good work!


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