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Posh Kitten (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 4/9/09

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The Movie:

While it might have been shot a few years ago in 2005, Celeste's ode to fifties pin-up and cheesecake modeling was shot on HD so it makes sense that Digital Playground would have to port this disc over to Blu-ray, particularly when you consider that it features Jesse Jane pretty prominently. There isn't a plot to speak of, but each scene dolls up the girls in post WWII style lingerie and allows them to primp and pose in the kind of manner that would have made Vargas a very happy man indeed.

Here's a look at the action:

Scene One - Jesse Jane And Evan Stone: Jesse's strutting around the pool in a slinky pink outfit, teasing the camera and showing off the goods, striking a few poses here and there. She's looking pretty good, even if she really has turned into a Barbie Doll at this point. Evan approaches her and gives her a rub down. They get naked and make out and then she gets down on all fours so that he can fuck her doggie style. She rides him reverse cowgirl and then they lay on their sides for some spoon fucking. He bends her over and fucks her from behind and again and then pulls out so that she can finish him off with her mouth resulting in a big facial.

Scene Two - Sandra Shine: Sandra's hanging out in bed by herself reading a dirty book. The mood strikes her and she fingers herself. She plays with her tits a bit and then finger fucks herself to a climax.

Scene Three - Jesse Jane And Scott Nails: Jesse starts this scene in yet another fancy outfit, this time with a big wide brimmed hat on. She struts around and teases us, again posing for the camera to build things up. Scott comes into the frame and she sucks him off, using her mouth and hands on his cock. He eats her out and then bends her over to fuck her from behind. He then pulls out and jerks himself to a finish all over her face and open mouth.

Scene Four - Jenaveve Jolie And Sophia Santi: These two tease us and prance around a mirrored room to start the scene off with a very hot burlesque style strut. They take off their tops and play with one another tits, making out and touching each other. From there, they finish the scene off by playing with their pussies.

Scene Five - Jesse Jane And Christian X: Jesse looks hot in a sort of mesh like outfit. She and Christian make out and she drops to her knees and gives him head. After taking him down her throat she rides him reverse cowgirl and then he fucks her from behind. She blows him again and then takes his load onto her face and into her mouth.

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Scene Six - Jelena Jensen: This foxy little number struts around the staircase in a slinky outfit to get our attention before she proceeds to undress for us. She plays with her tits and then works her way down to her box at which point she works her clit, periodically breaking to pay attention to her ample titties.

Scene Seven - Jesse Jane And Jean Valjean: Jesse once again struts around a bit to show off her sexy outfit before she and Jean hit the couch where they make out for a bit. His pants come off and his cock finds its way to her mouth pretty quickly. After she blows him she rides him reverse cowgirl style and then he pulls out and blows his load into her mouth.

Scene Eight - Jenaveve Jolie And Jesse Jane: These two hotties are hanging out in bed together in some fancy lingerie. The mood hits them and they make out. Jesse's hands get tied and Jenaveve goes to town on her and works on herself at the same time. It's a beautiful thing, really.

Scene Nine - Jada Fire And Chris Charming: Jada struts around and shows off her fancy duds before moving to the couch where she strokes Chris hard and then sucks him off. He sucks on her tits and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, first with her snatch and then with her ass, and then they shift over and do it spoon style for a bit. He fucks her tits and then blows his load all over her face.

Scene Ten - Jesse Jane: Jesse, looking pretty in pink, is on the bed. She teases us and eats a piece of cake before jumping on the bed until her tits pop out. She plays with them for us and teases us.

Scene Eleven - Rita Faltoyano And Evan Stone: Rita starts the scene off by bombing around the room in a skimpy outfit on roller skates. She and Evan then play some pool before making out. He sucks her tits and eats her out and she returns the oral favors by sucking his cock. He strokes himself until he shoots his wad onto her face, which she greedily laps up.

Scene Twelve - Jenaveve Jolie And Scott Nails: The final scene starts off when Jesse prances around a theater showing off what she's got. She gets Scott's attention and they make out. He plays with her tits and fingers her and then she gives him head. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then cowgirl style before pulling off of him and jerking him to a finish all over his stomach.

The soft light and candy colored visuals might strike those looking for straight up gonzo as too soft, but if you dig the rockbilly/pin-up look then this one should you're your pants tight. It's very well shot and features the typical gloss and high quality production values that Digital Playground is internationally recognized for and it fits in with their catalogue nicely. The biggest strike against it is that there isn't really any live audio, instead, like a few of their releases, the action plays out while instrumental music plays over top. Without the sounds of sex to accompany the deed itself, this otherwise very nicely made feature can't quite get it up they way it should have.



Posh Kitten looks nice in this 1080p AVC 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, once again proving that the guys doing the HD authoring over at Digital Playground know what they're doing. There's a lot of detail present throughout, even in the scenes that have been filtered to look intentionally soft (the movie frequently employs a soft look to give the picture a dream-like quality). There aren't any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction and skin tones look excellent throughout. There aren't any problems with shimmering either, resulting in a very eye-pleasing transfer.


The sole audio track on this Blu-ray release is a 48 kHz 448 kbps Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine but it isn't as impressive as the transfer is - and it really would have been nice to see an HD sound mix included. There isn't really much in the way of dialogue or moaning and groaning to be concerned about, it's really just music here and not much more. That said, the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds particularly good and there aren't any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. For an adult movie, the audio quality is better than average, but it doesn't really take advantage of the Blu-ray format at all.


DP have included a quick Behind The Scenes featurette that gives us a look at what it was like on set. We see the guys and girls getting into 'character' and prepping for their scenes and we're treated to some rather candid and fluffy interview snippets. There's nothing particularly remarkable here, but it's worth a quick look.

Motion menus, the standard Digital Playground trailer gallery, a still gallery, contact info, and scene selection round out the supplements on this release. All of the extras are presented in standard definition.

Final Thoughts:

Posh Kitten looks fantastic and it features some truly inspired candy coated hardcore, but the audio, or lack or any real audio, definitely detracts from the experience and the extras are nothing to write home about. That said, those with an affinity for pin-up style erotica will no doubt dig what Celeste and company have done with this release, which makes it worth a look for those who share that kink and a solid rental for the masses.

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