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Ass Titans


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/13/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Savannah Stern and Jessica Lynn (click for trailer)

Ass Titans

Evil Angel/Cruel Media Productions

Madelyn Marie and Marco Banderas

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Raul Cristian

Savannah Gold

Cast: Jessica Lynn, Savannah Stern, Mike Angelo, Madelyn Marie, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Savannah Gold, Ian Scott, David Perry, Phoenix Marie, Kristina Rose, Cayden Moore, Jessica Bangkok

Length: 208:51 minutes

Phoenix Marie

Date of Production: 10/2/2008

Extras: The only extra was a photogallery and links to some websites.

Kristina Rose

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Ass Titans was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Raul Cristian for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases (including 480i resolution). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at trying to provide the best angles to showcase the ladies (the shaking camera bugging me a bit more than I liked but I've come to expect this from Raul and assistant David Perry). The editing did not help in this endeavor either with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that there was less tease footage than usual which admittedly hurt the rating. The bitrate was on the low side (probably due to the single disc nature of the production) yet there were few obvious compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the sheer amount of quality footage on display, most fans will be quite happy; Raul allowing the ladies to provide some heated raw energy even if his attempts to capture it were mixed. The bitrate hovered all over the place this time, higher than usual with most of the movie in the 3.8 Mbps range, but varying across the board depending on the scene. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Raul could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

Cayden Moore and Jessica Bangkok

Body of Review: Raul Cristian is known for his hardcore direction at a couple of companies, not least of which is distributed by Evil Angel. Unlike some of his peers, his movies are less about playful anal than pushing the ladies in scenes that make it seem as if they are part of the "abuse" niche practically founded by guys like Max Hardcore and gals like Belladonna. While it is not always as clear that the ladies enjoy what they are doing in his movies, his latest flick to come my way, Ass Titans, strikes me as a selection of work that will keep people guessing as some gals are very uncomfortable at being slapped, spit on, and yelled at. With names such as Phoenix Marie, Jessica Lynn, Kristina Rose, and others at the helm of their personal scenarios, I found the "100% American" ladies to be well worth checking out despite some reservations in the way the scenes were shot. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jessica Lynn, the curvy blond from the front cover, and brunette Savannah Stern seen beside her, were up first with moper Mike Angelo, the ladies giving some lesbian tease before smoking his pole orally. The tease started outside but they moved indoors after the briefest of vaginal fucks, the ladies double teaming his rod before taking turns getting pounded. The tease continued and Mike proved to like giving oral as much as receiving it, some spitting and smacking punctuating his attempts at getting off. The gals rode face and cock throughout the scene though, using eye contact before he unleashed his wad of genetic juice to their ass cheeks, the scene ending soon thereafter.

Scene Two: Madelyn Marie, a very cute brunette wearing a neon blue bikini outfit, some camel toe showing as she fussed at singers Marco Banderas and Toni Ribas, the men made up like exaggerated TV characters, the guys having locked her in the trunk of the car. Her ass was sweet to look at and the tease proved strokable, the trio engaging in oral with each other as well as plenty of penetrative action. Madelyn was an active rider of cock and showed how much she loved sucking them off, the guys drilling her pussy in various positions before dropping loads onto her ass crack.

Scene Three: Savannah Gold, a curvy blond with a skimpy blue bathing suit and stripper shoes on, was up next as she posed while tied to the cabana post by the pool as Ian Scott and David Perry used super soaker squirtguns on her. She was feisty and fought with them a little so they ramped things up on her, demanding they stretch her ass wide open with their tongues. That led to a large toy inserted, the scene eventually including anal and a DP as well as the usual vaginal and blowjob action I knew would happen. While Savannah did ATM and actively rode the cock in several positions, I wasn't keen on her bruises or the way they treated her. The taste testing and sexually aggressive stance she took elevated the heat as much as the chemistry she displayed with them did, making the swallowed load even more rewarding. Yum!

Scene Four: Phoenix Marie, one of the more popular curvy blonds of late, was up next as she teased outside the doorway in her small outfit, the guys letting her in when she pressed her ass against the door's window. Her ample sample gyrated as though she were on fire, the gal teasing throughout the house until getting Marco Banderas to stuff his face inside of her ass cheeks. She sat on his lucky face and he savored every moment of it, reciprocating with a lengthy hummer as she masturbated. The rest of the scene showed her taking his large cock vaginally and in her mouth, some taste testing allowed and Marco driven really hard by her dirty talk. They kissed and she seemed turned on from the very beginning, even stuffing her own hand in her ass for a technical DP though surprising me that she did not do true anal. The scene finished up when he rubbed out a load of spew to her face, her fingers still inside of her perfect pucker as she smiled. Sweet!

Scene Five: Kristina Rose, a sexy little brunette that wowed many of us at the 2009 AEE, was up next as she took on both Marco Banderas and Mike Angelo. Initially, she was driven to the set on a motorcycle, her patriotic bikini and leggings matching Marco's super goofy hat. She teased on and around the bike with that sweet ass of hers, the oral antics by all three of them resulting in moving from the garage to the house. She would suck one off while the other would go down on her, the guys soon planking her pussy with alternating positions. Kristina was an active rider that loved cock, taste testing even with Marco's added pop. The last loads of the day went to her mouth and Kristina never flinched at taking them, swallowing the semen with ease as she looked satisfied. Yes!

Scene Six: Cayden Moore, an attractive bleach blond hotty, and lean brunette Jessica Bangkok, were up last with Mike Angelo after the ladies showed off their bodies in their fetish attire. The ladies went inside as directed and had some frisky lesbian fun (though with less choking than the last scene), some rimming being the central focus point. The oral led to them being joined by Mike, the semi-serious dynamic added in when he joined them. Frankly, I liked the lesbian antics better than the ménage a trios but even then, Jessica was more into it than Cayden. Cayden made up for it with her devotion to pecker, Jessica out-blowing her (the knob slobbing quotient was quite high here) but the enthusiasm high regardless. The boning continued until each gal let loose with the juice (some call it pissing or squirting), the mechanical energy enough to make it worthwhile to watch but not as solidly done as a few of the previous scenes. It closed up when Mike jerked off to Cayden's mouth, sharing the load during some cumswapping with Jessica.

Summary: Ass Titans by director Raul Cristian for Evil Angel was pretty much what I expected and accurately advertised, the amount of fuck for the buck and replay value earning it a Recommended. The circus act sex was a bit on the uneven side and the male cast members were not as consistently talented as the ladies, but gals like Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, and Jessica Bangkok really added some flavor to the mix. In short, Ass Titans will not appeal to you if you have to have anal action in each scene but the wealth of booty was enough to appease a lot of you and this serves as a decent introduction to the director's work, not as hardcore as his harshest stuff but not as lightweight as it could be either.


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