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Jay Sin's Pretty Sloppy

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/16/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Pretty Sloppy: Special 2 Disc Set

Evil Angel/Jay Sin Video

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Aurora Snow, Sammie Rhodes, Jamie Elle, Poppy Morgan, Sean Michaels, Kelly Divine, Britney Stevens, Will Striger, Bobbi Starr, Kirra Lynne, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Mick Blue

Aurora Snow and Sammie Rhodes

Length: 256:59 minutes (124:23+132:36)

Date of Production: 1/17/2009

Jamie Elle and Poppy Morgan with Sean Michaels

Extras: The first disc of the set provided a cast list for the five scenes, a popshot compilation from the scenes, three trailers, a 43 second long Blooper, and a really interesting 69:24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. While much of the BTS was related to the photoshoots the cast participated in, it was fun to see them pose (and sometimes mug) on the set. The second disc began with 21:24 minutes of interviews with the ladies, the gals explaining what they were really into during the show as well as brief autobiographical bits. Then came a wealth of outtakes lasting 54:16 minutes, more sex and nudity included this time. That was followed by five photogalleries, some text filmographies, and some more websites. In all, it was a superior set of fun to watch extras!

Kelly Divine and Britney Stevens

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Pretty Sloppy was presented in a mediocre 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel using the MPEG-2 codec for standard definition release (at 480i resolution). The bitrate was usually in the 3.4 Mbps range but the basic lighting covered the action fairly well so there were not a lot of shadows around during the scenes. The flesh tones were slightly too saturated and the composition of the shots was not always the best for the ladies but the anal tricks that so fascinated director Jay Sin were obviously the most important thing to capture for him; the wacky fun a bit much at times for my sensibilities. Still, the action was clearly recorded and the raw energy of the cast was caught better than I expected; making it a decent looking fuck flick in most ways. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; the lack of separation and dynamic range meaning the audio was a bit flatter than hoped for. It was low end audio for the most part but given the gonzo niche of the movie, this is to be expected. The musical interludes were pretty decent though and added to the fun but they did not last long for those who care.

Bobbi Starr and Kirra Lynne

Body of Review: Jay Sin is one of the more creative directors at Evil Angel, the man provided a very different manner of looking at extreme circus act sex than his peers. If you like toys, anal, and food fetish (to mention but a few things he shows a lot of), his work will prove most stimulating from my experience. Unlike some of his peers, he is not dedicated to abusing women so much as giving them the freedom to explore the myriad of sexual experiences that turn them on, some of which have proven to be well outside my personal experience but no less powerful. Jay's latest title is a double disc homage to his zany likes too with Pretty Sloppy: Special 2 Disc Set. This time, there was more slobbering, spitting, and salivating over gapes, assholes, and other bodily orifices that the lengthy scenes will either work for you completely or fall flat, depending on what you are into but I would suggest you definitely stick around for all the nasty antics included here since they tended to get better with time. The company website discussed the set like this: "Jay Sin's Pretty Sloppy deals with many themes common to his ouvre, like girl/girl analingus, gapes and rear-entry toys. This movie adds a new element of nastiness, however: Spit, slobber and drool, mixed with messy, slimy cumshots and even melted ice cream! Pretty Sloppy has four marathon scenes of sensual craziness starring some of the most dedicated whores in the adult business. Fans of lesbian assplay, messy wet stuff and sploshing action will need to get this release!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Chayse Evans and Kristina Rose

Scene One: Aurora Snow and Sammie Rhodes were up first as they wore colorful schoolgirl stripper outfits, the theme being red & white like the set itself. Sammie licked at some cream and drooled it all over herself, soon spreading it into her pussy and ass as well as all over her legs while spouting dirty talk. It was strangely erotic all the same and Aurora seemed to enjoy continuing the action when she walked in on her friend. The penetration began with a tongue, then finger, moving to a large red dildo after prolonged oral pleasuring. Sammie was great when it came to sitting on the dildo as she impaled herself, Aurora swatting her ass as she licked some of the melted ice cream off of her ass. Both gals did active anal with the large toy though, some taste testing rounding out the nearly hour long lesbian romp. It ended not with a wad of genetic juice launched at their faces but Aurora shitting out some of the cream and licking her fingers clean of it.

Scene Two: Jamie Elle, a lean little cutie in a stripper maid outfit, was up next as the slave of black dress attired Poppy Morgan, the youthful lady presented as a present to seated Sean Michaels. I liked Poppy's accent and Jamie liked Sean's cock, the gal actively working him over orally while Poppy fed Sean her tits to suckle. It didn't take long before both gals were giving him a sloppy blowjob, taking turns and salivating all over the rod while posing for positions the camera picked up readily. The ladies shared the saliva as though it were a prelude to cumswapping too, Jamie licking Poppy's nasty ass gape when Sean pulled his massive black cock out of it. That was a bit gross to me but I carried onward, watching the ladies find his pecker just what they wanted to play with, Jamie doing a better job with the ATM than riding him anally (her ass was not as equipped to handle his size). Still, both gals seemed to make the most of the experience, smacking each other around as Sean plundered their perfect puckers, the ladies kissing and caressing from time to time. The scene eventually ended when he rubbed out a messy wad of population pudding to their mouths for cumswapping, the semen going back and forth before it was swallowed or spilt.

Scene Three: Kelly Divine, a hotty with a great big fleshy ass and nice tits, was up next as the last scene of the first disc, playing a farm girl watering "flower" Britney Stevens. Britney's outfit was silly but Kelly didn't care, dropping a wad of saliva into her friend's mouth as they kissed and petted each other, soon sharing the cock of Will Striger orally. The gals slobbed his knob with enthusiasm and made quite a mess of it, their drool going everywhere as they continued to make out. Kelly then sat on his face and Britney blew him in a traditional manner, his dick soon finding a home in Kelly's ass as both gals encouraged him to pound deeper inside of her. The dirty talk was pretty hot and Kelly was a solid rider of cock, doing a better job of actively riding it anally than Britney did even if their ATM efforts were more equal. The use of a watering can to make things even messier was a surprise but fans of farting and prolapsed rectums will love this one more than the others. It ended when they cumswapped his rubbed out facial, Kelly more into it than her partners.

Scene Four: Bobbi Starr, the popular brunette extreme queen seen drooling on the right side of the front cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc, joining light-haired teaser Kirra Lynne (the gal in the animal print outfit with the great ass on the cover). Kirra showed off her goodies to full effect while some up tempo music played, the booty shaking and jiggling nicely done and the music stopping about the time Kirra started sucking and anally fucking herself with a clear dildo. She took the moderately sized object easily enough, slowly impaling herself as her ass devoured the dildo, moving to do some ATM on it when Bobbi came in to dominate her. Bobbi immediately shoved the dildo in Kirra's mouth, some sit play leading to Kirra worshipping Bobbi's ass orally. Bobbi eventually reciprocated and the gals took turns with the toy, more toys brought in to work the ladies asses over before the scene ended.

Scene Five: Kristina Rose, one of the highlight performers of the past year, and Chayse Evans, the gal in the stripper business attire on the left side of the cover, were up next as they worked each other over orally in their skimpy lingerie. Kristina appeared to be slightly subservient but both of them were licking and caressing each other and only a rare comment from off camera seemed to be directing the action. Of the two, Kristina's fuller ass appealed to me more but each lady had their own aspects worth checking out, the smoldering sensuality among the best parts of the movie from my point of view. They started using toys to penetrate their squeaky clean assholes when it turned from a lesbian outing to include Mick Blue. Mick's erect cock changed the dynamic of the scene from something highly erotic to a nasty little bit of general fucking but I thought that was the intent of it from the messy way they slobbed his knob to the anal hammering they seemed to enjoy as they embraced their inner whores. Both gals rode his cock anally with a great deal of passion and enthusiasm, each sharing it orally after the numerous positions to show their love of ATM, and the cumswapping semen play after he rubbed out a load into the oversized martini glass made for a perfect ending to the show. Yes!

Summary: Pretty Sloppy by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel was exactly what was advertised in how it showed all the ladies giving sloppy head, rimming large gaping assholes, and otherwise swapping spit in such a way that anyone reading the description of the movie will know just what they are getting into. I'm not a devoted fan of sloppy action myself but Pretty Sloppy: Special 2 Disc Set has sure made significant inroads into converting me over so I rated it as Recommended even though fans of saliva play and the other circus act sex should consider it an absolute "must have" for their collections. The technical aspects were solid and the amount of nasty fuck for the buck was superior, the replay value depending on how much an individual is into this kind of thing. For a few steps off the beaten path, try this one out (if you like it, you may like many of Jay's other flicks, though I'm still turned off by milk enemas so I'm glad he decided against them this time).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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