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Seymore Butts' How Could I Forget That Asshole?

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 4/17/09

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Seymore Butts' How Could I Forget That Asshole?

Seymore Butts

Genre: Straight Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 150 minutes

Date Of Production: 4/22/08

Cast: Mari Possa, Roxy Jezel, Flower Tucci, Mariah Heart, Jenna Brooks, & Sinnamon Love

Special Features: While most other Seymore Butts' titles include some decent extras, this DVD gives you lamost nothing. Just a measly photo gallery, trailers, and web links.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if anything truly gives the feeling that you are watching a private (yet wild) moment between two adults. The audio was in 2.0 stereo but the cast rarely did anything other than moan and whimper (except for a few lines during the action) so this isn't a major issue.

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Scene 1: Uranus or Bust. Up first is Roxy, a sexy brunette with a dynamite body. Seymore walks into his house and finds Roxy getting fucked doggy style on the balcony. They then walk over to the chair so Roxy can give a fabulous blowjob. She was drooling all over the place in an effort to make a wet blowjob. Roxy then gets fucked in a plethora of different positions including tons of anal. After nearly 30 minutes of banging, Roxy takes a massive cumshot to her smiling face. The sex was lighthearted and playful, but also intense and nasty. Roxy really looked like she enjoyed fucking on camera. Great scene.

Scene 2: Tongue In Cheek. Mari is a sexy brunette, and Flower is a seductive blonde girl - both have incredible bodies. While on their knees the ladies treat their man to a sloppy blowjob with plenty of hand action mixed in. Shot entirely in the POV position you get a great view of their oral skills. Mari is the first to get fucked as she takes it in the reverse cowgirl position. After Flower gets violated for a few minutes as well the girls get blasted in the face with some man chowder. I really liked how much chemistry the girls had; you could really tell they felt comfortable working together.

Scene 3: Anal Express. Jenna is a classic black beauty with a figure that was just made for porn. Jenna and her man get done showering when they start to feel a bit frisky. The clothes quickly fly and before you know it Jenna is sucking cock and fingering his ass. The two swap oral for nearly ten minutes before they start to knock boots on the bed. Some of the positions include: cowgirl, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style (all with anal mixed in). Jenna ends up on her knees so he can jerk off in her face to reward her with a thick layer of many gravy. Another scene with good chemistry between the actors.

Scene 4: America's Got Ass. Inside a well lit room, these two young vixens (Sinnamon 7 mariah) are groping and kissing. They spend several minutes playing with their sex toys before giving one another some oral. Their man walks into view and the girls give him some head. They did a great job of sharing his cock and making it look like the enjoyed doing it. The girls' asses then get pummeled in a few different positions - mostly reverse cowgirl. Their hard work is rewarded when they share a large load of man juice Good job girls.

Final Thoughts: I'll be the first one to commend Seymore for this fabulous DVDs. This title, however, leaves much to be desired. With only four scenes, and hardly any extras, you don't get much fuck for your buck. Do yourself a favor and buy one of Seymore's other titles.

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