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Dolphin Pussy Sucker


Studio: California Exotic Novelties » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 5/3/09


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

"The perfect pleasurizer! Use as a powerful pump with incredible clitoral and vaginal pleasure ticklers or reverse the dolphin for tri-stimulation of the clitoris, vagina and anus!"

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"It drives my clitoris crazy"

-- sponsored by --

So says two quotes from the front of the packaing for Wicked Toys' Dolphin Pussy Sucker - a small toy that, according to the box, features tantalizing ticklers, powerful suction, multi-speed vibration, and a finger grip pump.  But would it be enough to satisfy my mate?  Let us find out, shall we?

The Packaging

The first thing you notice from the package is Kirsten Price using the product.  After all, the side panel claims that the toy was designed specifically for her.  Perhaps that was the first clue that all would not be what was expected.

Other than that, the packing is presented in nice, bright colors, and has Ms. Price and a large image of the toy on the front.  The side panel (other than the one mentioned above) provides the legal disclaimer, as well as some website information, and also mentions that this device requires two AA batteries (not included, of course).

The back provides another image of the toy, along with a few more important points about the product. 

The Product

Measuring about 4 1/2 inches from tip to tail - the dolphin/vibe portion certainly looks like it could cause at least a little erotic bliss.  A 22-inch tube runs from the side of the device, and leads to a hand-held pump and suction release valve.  The vibe controls are attached via a 24-inch cord that connects at the tail-end of the main unit.

The Test

The first thing we noticed when attempting to use this device was that the suction area was difficult to use.  Should we place it directly over her clit?  Using it this way put the tip of the dolphin's snout in a place where it wasn't touching anything.  Putting the suction so that the dolphin was touching her clit seemed to work a bit better, but there was nothing for the rim of the suction cup to grab on to, and the toy kept falling off. 

Another problem with the device is that it was very awkward for her to use by herself.  Ladies with shorter arms (like her) would likely find it difficult to hold the toy in place with one hand while working to pump with the other.  And did I mention working the vibration controls as well?  After a short time attempting to go solo with this item, my girl gave in and allowed me to assist.

Final Thoughts

While the vibration of the toy, along with some creative assistance from this writer, certainly gave a little bit of pleasure - there was just too much to have to handle and worry about for this to really blow her mind.  With a little ingenuity and a lot of patience, I'm positive that this could work the way it was intended - but who wants to make a job out of having fun in the bedroom?  Not us.  I can certainly think of a greater number of other items that take less effort and provide greater (pleasure) results.  SKIP IT.



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