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Apple Bottomz 6

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/21/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Kirra Lynne

Apple Bottoms 6

Zero Tolerance

Ava Rose, Andi Anderson, and Toni Ribas

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Danny "Pat Myne" Case

Jayden Jaymes

Cast: Kirra Lynne, Mark Wood, Ava Rose, Andi Anderson, Toni Ribas, Jayden James, Mick Blue, Jenny Hendrix, Mark Davis, Kelly Divine, David Perry

Length: 141:45 minutes

Date of Production: 1/27/2009

Jenny Hendrix

Extras: The best extra was a 15:10 minute long bit of Behind the Scenes material, some make up chair stuff, interviews, and . There were 12:38 minutes of trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase, and spam. The downside was that there was no "strip tease" section as promised on the back of the DVD case again.

Condoms: None

Kelly Divine

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Audio/Video Quality: Apple Bottoms 6 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Danny "Pat Myne" Case for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases using 480 resolution. The lighting was modest here, showing some care but it was not as solid looking as some of Pat's best works of late, with enough variation to add some texture in a few of the six scenes. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that Pat was so into the women that the technical matters were overlooked at times. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual. The bitrate tended to hover around the 4.6 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it but the editing appeared to be a bit choppy at times, perhaps the movie was rushed a bit to release. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot (there was no secondary track in Spanish this time thankfully enough). There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Body of Review: One of the things that seems to stand out about director Danny "Pat Myne" Case at Zero Tolerance is how much he adores the ladies, his almost boyish charm getting many of them to provide better performances. This kind of dynamic is extremely important is shows like the recently released Apple Bottoms 6, the sequel to Apple Bottomz 5 I reviewed last year. As expected, the central theme here is that the movie provides a showcase for ladies with well rounded rumps, in this case half of them actually doing anal too. The back cover described the movie like this: "You'll love the bushel full of juicy and sweet-tasting apple bottoms that we've gathered for your consumption. Just the sight of these all-natural, plump and delectable asses, as they take a pounding will have you acting like Johnny...spreading your "apple seeds" everywhere! Take a bite out of the tastiest Ass series in XXX." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Kirra Lynne, a lean gal with light hair and a slightly elevated amount of junk in her trunk, was up next with Mark Wood. Danny talked her through the tease and the use of black & white was definitely interesting but not the best way to go so I was happy the color kicked in soon thereafter. She showed her body well enough and the use of the mirror gave a few moments of cute impact but Kirra's strength is not in the solo action or in her looks alone so much as her positive attitude when she is into a guy. In this case, Mark worked her over pretty well, penetrating her mouth, pussy, and ass in various combinations, her active riding style and dirty language skills adding to the value of the scene. She was passive during the anal portion of the scene though, at least until she warmed up at length, with the wad of genetic juice jerked off to her ass cheek by Mark.

Scene Two: Ava Rose, a fleshy brunette with a classic looking face, and bleach blond Andi Anderson, were up next with each other and Toni Ribas after the gals were allowed some solo time where the director told them what to do. Andi has been making waves as an "accomplished anal whore" per another critic, her dirty talk as free flowing as you will find, the gal starting out the scene by masturbating (loudly) with an anal plug jammed up her ass when she wasn't licking it clean). Ava was given less time to warm up and was quieter by far but her gorgeous eyes and curvy figure were at least as appealing as Andi on her best day would have been. The gals double teamed his cock during the blowjob and took turns riding him as well, Andi largely focusing on her anal action while Ava took him in her pussy. Andi struck me as wanting to be the spotlight gal here and that kind of weakened it a bit since Ava was at least partially shut out in terms of time in the center but nasty Andi drained his balls dry of population pudding and all the taste testing made it a strokable scene.

Scene Three: Jayden James, the bubble butt babe spotted on the front cover, was up next and "up" was certainly the operative word given her great ass being shaken about. She had more muscle tone than most of the others but also managed to display a raw sexuality that earned her the cover spot, her limited dirty talk not needed given her superior body language. As she followed the formulaic approach to the scenes long established, she was showing her skills at tease and that was when studly Mick Blue joined her. Her eyes lit up as though she had won the lottery and she sucked him off like an experienced professional before guiding her legs around to allow him access to going down on her too. Mick was unlike the other men in that he sought out opportunities to eat her out too, even licking her asshole at length as she purred in delightful little moans, the oral leading to a rousing bout of active vaginal screwing. Mick spent some serious time getting her off and I liked watching her titties bounce around, the active ride resulting in him unleashing his seed on her face. Whew!

Scene Four: Jenny Hendrix, a light haired hotty with a beautiful ass, was up next on the staircase as she sucked a vibrator. The director got up under her and it looked extremely inviting between her sweet cheeks, though she concentrated on masturbating via her pussy initially. Jenny used dirty talk to get the director excited, demanding some cock to work with ("let me show you what I was born to do"), which led to aging lothario Mark Davis getting his knob slobbed by the youthful vigor of the performer. I haven't seen much of Mark in porn of late so this amounts to something of a comeback for him, Jenny walking him through it quite nicely as the sexy little babe kept eye contact with him while they warmed up. Jenny gave great head and showed she could light up the room even more when aggressively impaling herself on cock, the white couch the perfect location for the scene as foot sucking Mark drilled her. The scene ended with Jenny swallowing the facial, her love of semen almost as pronounced as her love of cock. Nice!

Scene Five: Kelly Divine, a redhead that is also currently known as a booty queen (much like Jenny), was up last wearing some neon green and black shorts with matching attire. Kelly's juicy ass was too much for the director to resist, the guy shoving his face inside her ass cheeks according to her comments. Kelly got off on anally masturbating and doing ATM, using a glass toy to ready her back door for David Perry and Toni Ribas. As she crawled up the stairs, she spotted them jerking off together so she quickly made her way towards them, alternating as she slobbed their knobs orally and with some handjob action before plowing her deeply. The vaginal screwing led to anal and she actively rode them in between taste testing which led to her milking them dry at the very end of the scene. Kelly's intensity made it a better scene as did the way she jerked them off to completion after blowing them, keeping eye contact with them before swallowing what was left of the spew. Yum!

Summary: Apple Bottoms 6 by director Danny "Pat Myne" Case for Zero Tolerance was a solid effort to showcase curvy women and capture some of their inherent sexuality, the second half of the show proving to up the ante significantly in terms of pacing, heat, and chemistry to make this worth being Recommended. The cast of ladies was indeed full of gals with ample samples of ass and that alone made it worthy of your time, energy, and seed, but keep in mind that not all the ladies did anal as some have suggested the series should include. In short, Apple Bottoms 6 provided exactly what the advertising said it would, in copious quantity, and with a bit of flair, my only issues with the DVD being the lack of a listed extra (the strip tease) and the amount of talk the director included when he could have remained silent.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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