Cast: Kristina Rose, Mark Ashley, Shyla Stylez, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas, James Deen, Carmella Bing, Lee Stone, Kagney Lin Karter
Length: 162:26 minutes
Date of Production: 12/20/2008
Extras: For those of you new to William's awesome body of work, the best extra will be the 31:18 minute long bonus scene from Swimsuit Calendar Girls 1 starring Eva Angelina and Mark Ashley as described below. There was also a 10:25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that included a lot of extra nudity and commentary by the cast, the ladies enjoying their profession from what I could tell but making me want to see more of Alexis Texas. There was also a photogallery, a long pop shot recap, spam, and trailers to shows like Swimsuit Calendar Girls 1, Alexis Texas is Buttwoman, Curvy Girls 2, Big Wet Tits 7, Sporty Girls, and Fresh Flesh. Last but not least was a calendar of Kristina Rose (my new dancing buddy!) for the months February through July 2009. I wish I could say my copy was signed and had her personal phone number on it but alas, it was just a generic copy so she'll have to hook me up later (ducking).
Kagney Lin Karter
Audio/Video Quality: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel using the high definition VC-1 codec with 1080p resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. The editing by Robert Laplanc was a bit too abrupt at times, never allowing the camera to linger long enough for the tease to set in or a position to work as well for me but that is directly related to personal taste so you may want to see for yourselves what I mean. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the middle 16.4 Mbps video bitrate; on the low end for HD but probably needed given the amount of material on the DVD) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too, at least Nutsack providing another cute ditty for the ending credits, his infamous "Beach Girl" ditty.
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Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is currently the most prolific director over at Elegant Angel and given his record from the last couple of years, this is a wise business decision on the part of company owner Patrick Collins. William is a bit nutty and perverted but he turns out great fuck flicks starring some of the hottest ladies working in porn when the movies are shot. His latest release is Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 Blu-ray, the sequel to the highly strokable Swimsuit Calendar Girls 1 that came out last year just a bit too late to capitalize on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition being sold but the marketing faux pas was not repeated this year as the oiled up hotties we have all been waiting for pranced about as if they were on the prowl for cock. With five solid scenes containing lots of tease, a bit of rough sex fans seem to appreciate, and heated chemistry in most cases, the movie was indicative of why the company won the coveted 2008 Adult Studio of the Year award from Xcritic, picking up scores of awards from other venues as well. There is just something magical about the way the scenes were shot and who was in them that lent itself to praise as far as I was concerned. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Kristina Rose, the short but ultra sweet hotty I befriended at the 2009 AEE, was up first on a public beach in her skimpy bikini, gyrating and setting the tone for the rest of the cast as she oiled up and gave some awesome public nudity shots to the camera, soon finding herself back at the house where she took on Mark Ashley. Kristina was frisky and displayed the kind of positive attitude that guys like me find particularly appealing, her puffy pussy and girlish prancing around matched by the sultry bedroom tease she gave. Mark began the sexual antics by going down on her at length, her moans of pleasure more subdued than a "performance" so I believed she was fully in the mood to let herself have fun with him. They began vaginally screwing before she warmed up her ass for the later anal antics, Kristina aggressively slobbing his knob as he had gone down on her earlier. She was delightful to watch as she rode the pecker too, pushing back to meet his thrusts and maintaining eye contact with him as they pounded into one another. Kristina rode his cock in her ass better than she had in the vaginal positions too, his size making that a particularly difficult feat. The scene finished up with some taste testing and Mark jerking off his nut of genetic juice into her mouth, some post coital sucking ending their tryst for the moment. Whew!
Scene Two: Shyla Stylez, the busty blond featured on the front cover, was up next as she did her "bump and grind" dance outside on the deck, smiling as she bounced around (the BTS showing her in a slightly different light though). She oiled up her big titties and poured water on her body, the effect giving me reason to recall how this lovely gal had a few problems at the show last month. The tease dance led to her making out with stud muffin Mick Blue, a completely different outfit adorning her body as she pawed the Austrian native, the guy hooked on sucking her breasts. The clothing came off slowly but she dry humped his leg before sucking him off, her enthusiasm making her the kind of performer welcome at my place any time she likes. The aggressive blowjob and dirty talk led to his reciprocation on her orally, the pair soon boning with an emphasis on anal action. Shyla became more active as the scene progressed, not an easy task given how she ran out of the starting gate, but in all the positions they tried, he proved to be up to her challenge. In all then, she did more vaginal than anal but she was fit enough for both holes and welcomed his wad of population pudding when it plastered her face as he jerked it off to her mouth; Shyla keeping eye contact as she swallowed it down. Yum!
Scene Three: Alexis Texas, the curvy Texan that has made a lot of admirers in the last year, was up next as she followed the formulaic approach in her tiny bikini, the deserted beach a fitting place for her to shake her sweet ass. While the tease was not as effective as her performance in the BWA series, the water poured on her oiled up frame looked good, almost making up for the relative lack of public nudity. This led to some more tease in the bathtub, soap suds covering her derriere as she removed her clothing. Her breathless looks translated into heat and she was soon working with youthful James Deen, the guy getting slightly rough with her at times as if lacking in the confidence to treat her properly. She had already changed into a third bikini (a purple one) and he pawed her as she grabbed his package through his pants; the guy having difficulty getting her top off but still willing to use the mirror to catch a glimpse of her best asset. The choking showed the scruffy dude grasping for control, Alexis capitulating even though he was clearly playing second fiddle here. He licked her breasts and she inhaled his modest cock, James already having sucked her ass. The vaginal plowing showed her to be a mite too passive for my tastes but they ended up on the bed after they tried to generate some chemistry, the lack of which was the biggest weakness of the scene. Alexis shook her ass as he fucked her pussy too, the resulting load milked out onto her tits and chin, her verbal coaxing helping to speed things up a bit.
Scene Four: Carmella Bing, a thick white gal with an ample sample on both sides of her body, was up next by the pool as she teased and danced in her metallic purple bikini. She kept eye contact with the camera and lubed up her breasts quite well, the oil mixing with water to provide a seriously sweet effect. Soon after the tease, an abrupt edit had her inside the house with the massive Lee Stone, the guy savoring her titties and spanking her ass as they kissed. He removed her clothing and she spread her legs wide for him to gain greater access to her pussy, the guy clam diving with a great deal of passion. She then blew him nearly as well and they moved into screwing either pussy or ass, depending on what he felt like at a given time. Carmella was a vocal advocate for giving as well as she gave, neither of them doing that much oral before the penetrative sex began. Lee had some minor erection troubles but she never gave up and made sure he could keep up with her, Carmella's breasts swaying to the rhythm he was pounding out of her. The anal was solid and he busted a nut on her face as expected, some taste testing closing the scene out. Nice!
Scene Five: Kagney Lin Karter, a lean blond with a nice ass, was up last and out of the entire cast, she appeared to be the thinnest by a significant margin except for Kristin. She danced by the pool on the deck and did a lot of booty drops, the camera finally showing some long and medium shots of the gal providing a solid bit of tease. The oil and water aspects were not truncated and her heart shaped ass looked great but enjoyed the sunny day until she went inside to meet Mark Ashley. They immediately went to stripping their clothing off, her smooth bottom eliciting his lips on her backside in between kisses. She sat back on the red vinyl chair as he performed cunnilingus on her, her verbal coaxing adding to the fun here. He must have liked the taste of her ass too considering how much he did it to her too. She did manage to give him some head during the scene but it always felt like she was doing so out of an obligation rather than enjoying it. The screwing was where she began to shine, his cock pounding her with an increasing tempo as the pair bumped uglies, but she never did anal as far as I could see. She was too passive too but ultimately, I've seen worse scenes over the years, this hotty well worth waiting for. Her pussy eventually milked out a load of spew to her upper torso, her breasts getting the majority of the load.
Bonus Scene: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 1: Eva Angelina, arguably one of the hottest, most talented, and well liked ladies in porn these days, was up first as she walked along the beach in her skimpy, form fitting pink bikini. She was displaying some major cameltoe and let her nipples slip before more purposeful flashing on the public beach, her oiling up too short for me but still appreciated. This led to her making out with Mark Ashley on a balcony of a nearby house, Mark savoring her sweet form with some oral loving as bicyclists passed by in the distance. Eva was dripping wet when she tossed him to the bed and started power sucking his massive rod; Eva giving him a lot of attention as she slobbed his knob enthusiastically as she slipped into 69 mode. Their chemistry together was a welcome change from some of the titles I've watched of late, the energy levels abundant too. She was enjoying herself a whole lot here and even started pushing back on his dick to show it, the anal slowing her down but not losing any of the sexual tension they were displaying as they got off. They continued until Mark rubbed out a wad of population pudding on her face where she licked him clean to close. Whew!
Summary: Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 Blu-ray by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel was fun and all but one of the ladies seemed to have a lot going for her, the sole exception still pretty enough to serve as eye candy before she ends up as a Vivid contract gal, the amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value enough to merit a tentative rating of Highly Recommended from me, the technical aspects highlighting all the ladies evenly. In short, Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2 was not quite as starlet driven as Swimsuit Calendar Girls 1 had been but I really could not fault Nutsack for the manner in which he directed all of them this time, his closing song again very cute.While I would have greatly appreciated a widescreen approach to the show, the clarity of the Blu-ray offering was just too sweet to ignore, Elegant once again proving that HD can look best with ample lighting, a great cast, and a director focused on doing the best job possible.
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