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Ass Delivery

Studio: Cezar Capone » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/23/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Ass Delivery

Ceazar Capone.com

Genre: Gonzo, Web To DVD

Giselle Humes

Director: Xaca

Best Boy: Howard Levine

Cast: Giselle Humes, John Strange, Rosario Stone, JT Money, Rikki White, Kirra Layne/Lynne, Gigi Sweet

Rosario Stone

Length: 187:34 minutes

Date of Production: 3/19/2008 to 3/18/2009

Extras: There were three trailers and a 3:22 minute long slideshow.

Rikki White

Condoms: Some

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Delivery was presented in a nice anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of 1.78:1, using the MPEG-2 codec as expected of a standard definition release, as shot by director Xaca for Ceazar Capone.com using 480p resolution. The lighting was okay and this helped make the fleshtones accurate, minimize the compression artifacts, and otherwise offer up the youthful ladies nicely enough for a series of scenes shot primarily for the internet (now released on DVD). The video bitrate hovered around the 4.1 Mbps area when I paid attention to it and despite some occasionally rough camera work (that helped keep it looking "real"), I found myself approving while watching what I'm sure some of you will consider the latest "digital viagra" provided by the company. There did not seem to be much editing this time and that also allowed the material to come across as more realistic than porn made in Southern California but it never struck me as looking as weak as some of the nearly home movie material some of the copycat websites/companies have been offering for so long. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 Kbps audio bitrate, sufficient to convey the vocals and music but never straying too far from the norm offered by the majority of Cezar's peers. There were times when the vocals were not as easily heard, typically during the tease footage where the viewer gets to know the performers, but the usual moans were clearly in evidence (and the music was about average from what I heard).

Kirra Lynne

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Body of Review: Ceazar Capone.com is a series of websites that sprang forth from the vision of its leader, each delivering some of the finest smut you will find on the internet coming out of Miami these days. I've had some experience browsing their websites and time flew as a result, so I was particularly interested when they began releasing scenes shot for the web but placed on disc for those of us that prefer all the little quirks of streaming video be banished. The latest movie of theirs that came in for review was Ass Delivery, a look at five well rounded rumps in need of some attention, the five scenes providing over three hours of strokable content that included a set up, some tease, and then the usual boning one would expect from the company. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were occasionally used for those still interested:

Gigi Sweet

Scene One: Giselle Humes, the Latina next door featured on the front cover, was up first, the lady stranded when her car broke down on the way to a modeling job. She was rescued by John Strange, the man driving her to the job after arranging for her car to be towed, resulting in her showing her appreciation in his living room. It did not take too long for her tight orange shorts to hit the floor or her crop top blouse to drop off her figure, her yellow thong showcasing her ass nicely but looking much better on the floor. I like gals with thick legs and thighs so she appealed to me on a physical level if not an emotional one (her whining bugged me), the lighting spotty on the scene as it was often either too bright or not bright enough. Her healthy ass cheeks looked sweet and he whipped out his pecker to jerk off as she teased about the room. That led to her kneeling before him to slob his knob, her experienced lips clearly having had hundreds of others to work on before this one past her lips. He licked her a time or two and they started vaginally banging in front of the picture window, Giselle pushing back to meet his thrusts. She did keep eye contact but it was with the camera instead of him, weakening the scene a little, John jerking off to her face to provide her with the genetic juice she seemed to crave.

Scene Two: Rosario Stone, a Latina with an admittedly manly face, was up next as she was picked up in a neighborhood food stand by JT Money. The curvy Columbian was enjoying a shake that was thick and creamy "like her butt", the couple taking a walk to his apartment where she sat on his bed. Rosario had a large ass and strong legs, the gal unabashedly enjoying the effect they had on JT as he spoke highly of them. The lengthy tease led to her clothing coming off, the gal dropping down to suck him off as if on cue. Working his rod with her hand to gland action and mouth, Rosario got him especially hard, the man reciprocating physically by vaginally pounding her pussy with his condom clad cock. The penetrative portion of the scene lasted awhile too, his wad of population pudding jerked off to her ass cheek.

Scene Three: Rikki White, a curvy brunette long known for her role in big tit and big butt movies in porn, was up next as she made a booty call to her friend John Strange. She had finished shopping and signing autographs, her white skirt and colorful top just waiting to be tossed to the floor since she was so horned up by the day's events. They went to his place where they started pawing each other, her fleshy ass begging to be squeezed and rubbed, the tease actually pretty solid as she allowed her black thong to ride up her crack while she shook her ass. John came back with the drinks to find her all warmed up from her solo routine, Rikki tugging at his pants to free his pecker for her to suck. She licked him and otherwise showed her oral talents, getting him hard enough to cut diamonds before they banged vaginally. The messy blowjob and titty fuck were pretty smoking hot and except for the way she kept looking at the camera, I'd have suggested this was the best scene of the batch. Her labia pulled on his well enough to show how tight she was and he fingered her ass before they did anal, each position proving that Rikki could have sex actively in any of her three holes. The scene eventually ended when he rubbed out a nut to her ass cheeks, fading to black too soon for my tastes but still one of the best available by the gal.

Scene Four: Kirra Layne/Lynne, a light haired gal just now getting some attention from larger companies, was looking for some lessons in kayaking from JT Money. As he showed her some moves, the camera focused on her ass sticking out, a little boat tour leading to her getting less clothed (only to the bikini top though), the shutter of the camera heard clearly in the background. The scene then cut to them going to his place, the tables turned when she decided to teach him a thing or two about a set of skills she was familiar with, the rest of her outfit slowly coming off as she teased with an emphasis on ass shaking. The weak link here was she went out of character to reveal she was talking to the camera ("you guys are in for a surprise), the trailer trash aspect of her appeal slipping away somewhat even as she masturbated on the short red couch. JT came out of the shower with a towel on but it slipped away for her to start slobbing his knob, the playful antics allowing her to concentrate on the tip as her hand jerked him off. She always looked at the camera and was a passive vaginal fuck until she was on top of his lap, JT losing his erection a few times though gaining it back as needed. Kirra begged him to cum in a mechanical fashion, the chest pop minimal from the looks of it.

Scene Five: Gigi Sweet, the leanest (and perhaps cutest) gal of the show, was up next as a Columbian soccer player, some booty tease in her shorts making me want to see more of her in private. JT Money brought her back to his place and she dropped her clothes on the floor by the bed after the interview, her skill with a soccer ball not her only favorable attribute from what I saw of her blowing him beside the bed. Gigi was an active cocksucker and she liked his nuts too, the oral leading to him rubbing her cleanly shaven snatch before hammering her pussy with his cock. She was too vocal about the initial action to make it believable and like the rest of the scenes (except maybe Rikki's work), there was no chemistry but her athleticism was not half bad and I wondered how good she'd have been with a better stud working her over. Gigi got active as the scene progressed, milking his seed from his balls as she asked to taste his semen. The facial ended the show and while this was not the best selection of scenes from the website, it was fairly representative according to my limited dealings.

Summary: Ass Delivery by director Xaca for Ceazar Capone.com might not have offered up the very best from the company vaults in terms of well rounded rumps in play but it did have plenty of fuck for the buck in the Cezar Capone style so I rated it as Recommended. The technical values were at times spotty and not all the ladies seemed at home with their roles but even having them jump the bones of the two mopes of the cast did not weaken their acts much at all so I could not help but like the show. In short, Ass Delivery is the kind of web-to-DVD type of show that it set out to be with each gal possessing the kind of healthy ass you should expect so give this one a look if you get the chance.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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