Cast: Tabitha Stevens, David Perry, Janet Mason, Prince Yahshua, Sienna West, Ricki Raxxx, Mark Ashley, Shayla LeVeaux, Johnny Sins, Angela D'Angelo, James Deen, Debi Diamond, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Ian Scott
Non-sex roles: Chris Streams, Tony Flush
Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480i resolution). The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies though as they diddled themselves or took on Chris in POV fashion. There were no compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.5 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention to it) but the fleshtones were not always what I expected them to be, making this one visually decent for me and not the best I've seen from Chris in the past. I will note that as Chris jumped in to do the women, his camerawork suffered somewhat, adding in some grain, color saturation, and soft focus moments but elevating the raw energy at times as well. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.
Angela D'Angelo and James Deen
Body of Review: Chris Streams and Jules Jordan Video are no strangers when it comes to providing a lot of fuck for the buck sexual action, their double disc sets considered among the best value in terms of brand new material you will currently find coming out of the industry. Chris' latest epic in that regard is Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3: Special Edition, the sequel to Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2, the series earning my comments that: "The movie was over four hours long and focused on the MILF phenomenon; popularized in mainstream movies starting about ten years ago, though the origin of the term goes back substantially further. MILF is generally accepted to mean "mother I'd like to fuck" or some variation thereof, with the porn term typically meaning a gal with some miles on her to give her experience, a curvy body, and a particular attitude more than simply referring to having popped out a puppy or two. Fans will be the first to tell you, loudly tell you at that, how often the porn industry fudges the details as a result of ladies flaking, how most producers don't care about truth in advertising, and the general approach to be lacking more often than not so when I come across a genre flick that shows exactly what it is supposed to, I sit up and take notice. It's not just that older women tend to be far better in bed, a universal truth that is as much related to biology as anything, but the fantasies most of us have when younger about wanting to nail someone a bit older that is just out of reach. Streams addresses this with a host of scenarios in the six scenes and as a result, the movie is a very welcome addition to his porn resume and a classic title to continue his newfound career as an independent producer." The lineup of aging porn performer pussy wasn't quite as high end this time but did manage to include Shayla LeVeaux, Debi Diamond, Sienna West, and Tabitha Stevens, among others so I figured it should be pretty smoking hot. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Tabitha Stevens, the plastic-surgery addicted performer that left years ago to pursue her Pre-wed program (seen on the middle of the right hand side of the cover), was up first as a housewife employing some movers to assist her. The one that hung around was David Perry, his supervisor proving to be a dickhead, the home theater seating far too heavy for the Frenchy to move. As Tabitha bent over, he checked her out and she caught him, her ass looking substantially more attractive than her plastic face, the gal catching him which led, of course, to sex. She aggressively slobbed his knob and creepy looking face or not, the gal has always known her way around a pecker in her mouth, this time using hand to gland combat to enhance the hummer substantially. Her pubic hair was more pronounced than I recall too, David throat fucking her before going down on her pussy. The oral led to them actively fucking vaginally on the seating and around the pool table, Tabitha fingering her own ass as she impaled herself on his rod, the various positions of screwing leading to as titty fuck and foot fuck that launched his load of genetic juice all over his legs.
Scene Two: Janet Mason, a thick white gal dressed up like she was half her age (as seen on the lower right hand corner), was up next as she drove into the body shop of Prince Yahshua. She wanted her Cadillac SUV pimped out, her own clothing barely holding in her expansive breasts, the gold chains looking like a Mr. T starter set, and black booty shorts revealing her ample sample quite well too. He diplomatically pointed out how she was trying to front, the racial question leading to her dropping to her knees to blow his impressive member. Janet was no stranger to a cock in her mouth, savoring the taste as the older woman engulfed him so readily. He gave her a few licks too but was soon pounding deep inside her pussy as her implants shook, the lady actively riding him in various positions while the pair groaned generically. There was some PTM at times (between the positions) and it ended when she took his wad of population pudding to her mouth, smiling after apparently swallowing some of his load.
Scene Three: Sienna West, the curvy gal seen on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, and Ricki Raxxx, the equally curvy brunette seen standing beside her, were up next as the last scene of the first disc. Ricki wanted to start drinking early in the morning, her extensive arm tattoos looking kind of trashy but her body quite well suited for the theme of the day. The ladies talked about good times and thought Mark Ashley was 22 years old (cough!!!), the scene cutting away to him walking up on them while they were sunbathing topless. Sienna had an attack of conscience and Ricki warmed up to him quickly, an impromptu discovery by Sienna leading to the sex. He was jerking off and she caught him, using her titties and mouth to make his day complete. Mark ate her out at length when Sienna came in the house to find the two engaging in frisky behavior, his cock large enough to require Ricki to get warmed up for it but the gals sharing him thanks in part to the amount of alcohol they consumed. The double teaming oral was excellent and the ladies seemed content to alternate between riding his face and his cock actively, their bodies leaner than usual for a MILF show but still capable of milking his seed. In terms of personal chemistry, this scene stood out as an early frontrunner and worthy of an award or two, his spew landing all over Sienna's tits and Ricki's ass to be massaged in. Whew!
Scene Four: Shayla LeVeaux, the former Jim Holliday sex kitten seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc, needing some fitness training from Johnny Sins. The teasing by the coy lady in terms of what she was looking for was cute, the message deployed in not-so-subtle ways as she hit on him. The initial sexual contact came when he went down on her on the leg lift bar, pulling her panties to the side as he stuck his tongue deep inside of her. He enhanced the experience for her by fingering her at the same time, Shayla reciprocating in a heated manner using her oral tricks too. She then bent over the gear for him to go down on her anally, the multitude of vaginal positions serving them well at getting off with more than a hint of chemistry. Shayla was an active rider in most cases too, elevating the quality of the scene substantially as a result. The scene closed out when he busted a huge nut into her mouth, getting her face all sloppy as a result, another fine MILF scene by the director worth some attention.
Scene Five: Angela D'Angelo, the aging dominatrix sported on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she dominated James Deen, a case of mistaken identity leading to the birthday boy getting a gift not intended for him. She played out her role fairly well and the nods to James not understanding the full extent of her presence amusing to say the least. She was impressed with his oral skills and her own were not bad, the scene departing from the usual BDSM dynamic as she got on her knees to service him with her mouth and hands. Angela was probably the only female in the cast that wasn't an active rider here, James plowing her as he took charge of the woman who begged for him to drill her deeply. The vaginal only aspect of the scene wasn't a problem but I seem to recall, maybe back in the VERY early 1990's, when she was actually a better ride than this. It ended when he came on her titty, her corset and other bondage appeal left on the entire time.
Scene Six: Debi Diamond, the light haired lass seen on the bottom middle of the cover, was up last as she engaged in a "six on one gang bang" with Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Ian Scott, and David Perry. She played one of those well off ladies upset that she had nothing to do with her days while Steve was at work, butler David upset when Steve told him to cut back her drinking. That was when Mark, John, and Pete knocked on her door as a trio of neighborhood fighters (the "Encino Fighting Gophers") looking for financial support. Debi decided to give them another kind of support, wrapping her lips and hands around their cocks to service them, David drawn into the little fray as well. The quartet of men then began taking turns pounding her pussy (and, subsequently, her ass), Steve and Ian joining in to flesh out the cast of performers with Steve playing the irate husband. There was some rough stuff here so the squeamish need not apply, and the circus act sex included DP's, double anal (DAP), and making her air tight. I've seen her a lot over the years (mostly in the early 90's) and this was as wild as she has ever been, licking toes (and other areas) as well as getting planked quite hard in all of her holes, the guys rubbing out wads of semen for her to swallow directly into her mouth. Whoa!
Summary: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3 by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video might not have had as many high points as some of his other works of late and lacked some of the "star power" of previous volumes in the series but it still merited a rating of Highly Recommended for the breadth and depth of depravity it honestly advertised and presented. The amounts of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value were also very high for any fan of MILFs, the series becoming as much about getting classic performers to make comebacks as anything else. In short, Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3: Special Edition was a nice companion piece to Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2 in terms of the variety of action it offered, proving yet again why Chris is so appreciated for the types of hardcore gonzo he provides fans to enjoy.
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