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Rack It Up 3

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/29/09

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Rack It Up 3


Gianna Michaels

Genre: Gonzo, Big Breasts

Director: Gregg Alan

Jenna Presley

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Mark Wood, Jenna Presley, Jenner, Mason Moore, Jessica Lynn, Talon, Shyla Stylez

Length: 108:17 minutes

Mason Moore with Jenner

Date of Production: 1/21/2009

Extras: There was a 7:29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature but it was too short to provide any background other than some photoshoot material and minimal tease for the most part. There was also a photogallery and a cumshot recap but that was it outside of the true double sided DVD cover and slipcase.

Jessica Lynn

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Rack It Up 3 was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Gregg Alan for Diabolic in the MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution as used by standard definition releases everywhere. The lighting was almost always decent; optimal on the bodies as it limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; but the visuals were not perfect either. The composition of the shots weren't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4.1 Mbps area so it looked very appealing in most ways to my jaded porn hound eyes. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here too for those that care about the nitty gritty details. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed. There was no separation here given that it was a monaural track and the dynamic range was limited too but I had no issues with the audio this time.

Shyla Stylez

Body of Review: Gregg Alan and Diabolic are known for straightforward porn these days without all the frills some companies cater towards offering. Whether or not that is a good thing is a matter of personal taste, though I admit to liking more tease than I generally can expect from his releases. The latest title of his making it my way is Rack It Up 3, a big titty themed show starring a bevy of beauties all enhanced by modern surgery, not my favorite way to go in regards to large breasts but not everyone cares about such matters as much as I do. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Gianna Michaels, a busty babe with all natural breasts, was up first and as far as I was concerned, she could have taken up the entire time considering she had the only set of all natural titties. She teased briefly in the living room in her bikini outfit, her fleshy mounds of fun waving all around before Mark Wood shoved his cock in front of her mouth. That led to an active hummer and titty fuck, the active vaginal riding taking place in several positions before he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her breasts. He never went down on her and their chemistry seemed limited but Gianna has always been a personal favorite of mine given her outgoing nature and skill.

Scene Two: Jenna Presley, a lean gal with lots of freckles and way too large implants, was up next as she felt herself up on a couch while wearing a black bikini, soon stuck with third tier mope Jenner as a partner. They did all the sex acts they were "supposed" to do, from the pawing of her tits to the blowjob and titty fuck, to the generic bout of vaginal boning but the lack of spark between them weakened the action for me more than a little bit. I liked the early oiling up portion of the scene though and wish more of it were done but even her sweet ass couldn't save the scene given their lack of connection. Jenna was an active vaginal rider once warmed up but she seemed somehow out of sorts when the scene was taking place, allowing Jenner to mistreat her and otherwise ruin the scene. His titty pop of population pudding wasn't half bad but it was definitely a disposable scene overall.

Scene Three: Mason Moore, a gal with long pink nails and armband tattoos, was up next to display her physical prowess in a scene, the gal looking like the heavy lighting was taking a toll on her early on in the scene. She was also stuck working with Jenner and given a truncated tease scene, the guy walking in to go down on her briefly before she slobbed his knob and titty fucked his pecker like a seasoned professional. She was an active vaginal rider when on top of him and had some potential, most of it squandered by the selection of her partner from what I could see. Her ride towards the end of the scene was so strong that it literally milked his semen out of his balls, her left titty getting the majority of the spew.

Scene Four: Jessica Lynn, a curvy blond with an overbite and large implants, was up next in her bikini undies, having some difficulty getting her top off due to her erect nipples from what I could tell. I've long been a fan of hers in various botty movies, her fleshy ass quite inspirational when shot just right as she bent over. This time, the emphasis was on her tits and she masturbated on a bed, Talon joining her after she was all moist from masturbating. His cock was nice and small so she could handle it well enough, from her titty fuck to her blowjob to her moderately active vaginal ride. The abundance of lube needed by her spoke volumes in regards to how limited their chemistry was but not all pairings will work so I kept that in mind. He popped on her implants too, keeping the generic theme alive.

Scene Five: Shyla Stylez, the hotty from the front cover wearing what I would refer to as her cavegirl outfit, was up last. Shyla provided a sexy little tease dance and while it was shorter than she is used to providing, it did manage to rise to the level of the first scene in terms of strokability. She ended up working with Mark Wood too, jerking him off as they kissed and the guy savoring her implants like they were made of gold. The couple pawed each other and did all the usual oral tricks too, the oiling and active vaginal plowing indeed setting the pace of the day, at least one more scene of equal value and better extras keeping the rating down in my estimation. Shyla gave a great little show too, proving she was indeed worthy of the praise she has been given in recent times by myself and other media figures. This time, she even did anal with him, his pecker hammering through her backdoor with ease as she rubbed herself, the sweaty couple finishing up with the expected titty fuck that launched his seed all over her tits. Yum!

Summary: Rack It Up 3 by director Gregg Alan for Diabolic was not his best work of the year but it had enough moments you will find strokable to merit a rating of Rent It. The casting this time was mixed, the men not always suited for the ladies and some of the ladies seemingly tired or otherwise out of sorts. In short, Rack It Up 3 was the place to go if you liked implants and modest performances, the project seemingly rushed in various ways to make it out quickly.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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