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Few, The Proud, The Naked! 15, The

Studio: Channel 1 Releasing » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 5/1/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Date: July 2008

Directed By: Dirk Yates


Straight 'n horny military guys watch porn and beat their throbbing meat for cash.

Runtime: 1 Hour and 55 Minutes

One: Matt Maxwell

Matt's a good-looking engaged Army guy who wants to relax and bust a nut. Watching straight porn on television, he strips down showing off that sexy toned/smooth body with tattoos on his chest. After some stretching exercises, Matt ambles to the bathroom and lets go with the yellow flow that shoots outta his plump cut cock. Once he's had a nice hot shower, Matt hops into bed, spreads his legs, and begins pounding this stiff baloney pony with his right fist while fingering his tight hairy bunghole. He gets all worked up and confesses that when he was in Iraq, he spied on two dudes fucking and jacked off while watching. Sounds of loud wet stroking fill the room when Matt shoots a huge thick load on his shiny black shoes.

Two: Jackson

Sailor Jackson is a cute guy with short brown hair who makes himself comfortable to watch some "very good" porn and pull pork. Jackson just got back from Iraq and is more than ready to strip down showing off his toned/smooth body, tattoos, shaved pubes, plump balls, and clipped dick. Lying back with legs spread wide, Jackson pulls his hard pud using his right fist while his tongue hangs out! His plump balls make loud slapping sounds as they bounce. Bending over on the bed, this horny Squid spreads his butt cheeks apart exposing his tight hairy asshole with a tasty close-up of his pink pucker. Reaching the point of no return, Jackson breathes heavily 'n moans cutting loose with a thick load on his stomach.

Three: Rusty

This twenty two year old lad is very good-looking with short black hair and is stationed in San Diego. Dude digs water polo, swimming, diving, and wants to learn how to surf. Rusty wants to be in adult movies because he's received many compliments from both gals and guys on his good looks. Undressing, he shows off his hot tight/toned/smooth body, sits watching smut, and unzips his blue jeans. Rusty yanks on his hard cut tool filling the room with heavy breathing while jacking and rubbing his nuts. He has no problems bending over and allowing the viewer a tasty look at his tight shaved bunghole with a hot close-up of the winking pink starfish. Back in his original position, Rusty busts a thick nut on his fist and stomach.

Four: Brandon

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Brandon is a cute twenty six year old Marine who has been deployed three times to Iraq and Afghanistan. With straight porn burning up the television screen, this brown haired cutie strips down to reveal his toned/smooth body with heavy tattoos, full dark pubes, hangy nuts, and a clipped prick. While beating his meat, he confesses to have had some glory hole action in which he's sucked cock and had his crank deep throated to full pleasure. Flipping over, Brandon spreads his butt cheeks exposing his tight very hairy butt hole and begins teasing it leading to a hot finger fuck. Repositioning himself on his back, dudes beats off dumping thick cum on his fist.

Five: Derek

Derek is a very good-looking twenty four year old Marine with short dark brown hair and a toned/smooth body. Dude digs college football and is a fan of the University of Michigan. Stripping off his clothing, Derek shows off his shortly-trimmed pubes, plump balls, and cut cock. He grabs that stiff thang and begins yanking off with his right fist. Laying in bed and continuing to pleasure himself manually, Derek confesses that he's been caught by his roommate beating the meat. He bends over exposing his tight shaved man-hole with a very hot close-up of the pink pucker. Flipping back over, he shoots a thick load on his fist, stomach, and goody trail.

Six: Joe Hunter

Hunky Joe is an Officer in the U.S. Army with closely-cropped black hair and a toned/smooth body. He digs almost all sports: baseball, soccer, basketball, and football. Officer Hunter yanks off his duds showing of his delicious body, shaved pubes, hangy nuts, and cut cock. Those beautiful low-hanging balls make all sorts of hot slapping sounds as he pulls pork using his right fist.  Joe gets so worked up watching the porn that he dumps this thick load of jizz much too quick. Not to worry as director Dirk Yates has him bend over and show off his tight shaved butthole for the ever probing eye of the video camera.

Seven: Reade

This good-looking Marine with short dark hair smokes a cigarette throughout his interview discussing his time in Iraq, his love of martial arts and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Removing his shirt, Reade shows off his toned/hairy chest with tattoos and then slowly slides his hand down the front of his shorts while watching straight sexual shenanigans on television. Soon he has that throbbing clipped cock out for some air and also treating the viewer his shortly-trimmed pubes and plump balls. Reade plays with his big dick with ease and confesses that he's been caught beating his meat and also had a sexual tryst with an Air Force gal. With those legs spread nice 'n wide, we get a good look at his nuts and hairy gooch. Reade reaches the point of no return and dumps a small load on his shortly-trimmed pubes.

Eight: D.J. Carlton

Wow! Cover dude D.J. is fucking hot! This hunky Marine with a brown buzz cut grew up in South Carolina, loves football and wrestling. Stripping outta those clothes, D.J. revealing his muscular/lightly hairy body with tattoos, and hard cut dick. Using both the under-handed and over-handed masturbation technique, he breathed heavily as he becomes more sexually worked up by the second. He even reveals that his fantasy is to be butt fucked while sucking on a stiff dick. Laying back in bed and spreading his legs, D.J. fingers his tight hairy hole and then bends over, spreads the cheeks, and gives us an excellent close-up look at his most private of places. He jacks his cock fast, lubed, 'n hard squirting a large thick load all over his chest and stomach.


The Few, The Proud, The Naked 15 is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The picture is clean with just a little grain. The lighting is sometimes too dark are much too bright but the viewer will get his monies worth as there are plenty of excellent close-ups of the cocks and tight assholes.


The sound is fine allowing the viewer to hear the dudes in their interviews, the straight porn noises coming from the television, loud lubed jerking noises, heavy breathing, and moans of pleasure as the guys bust their nuts.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, PopShot-On-Demand, and the safe sex PSA Wrap It Up starring Chi Chi LaRue.


Whew! I love me some hot military men and The Few, The Proud, The Naked 15 provides a nice variety of horny straight Army, Navy, and Marines who are more that wiling to beat their hard cocks in front of the camera for cash. The interviews are short 'n sweat allowing the viewer to get to know the guys a little bit before they get down to some steamy self-pleasure. Although the picture can be a little grainy at times, Dirk Yates directs with a firm hand always providing plenty of hot close-ups of the throbbing cocks and tight bungholes. I Recommend for fans of straight military dudes.

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